FOF/Forum Haiku

[Fritz]

Thought it would be a semi on topic thread.

Any Haiku <a href="http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm#comego">form</a> can be used.

1 haiku per post.
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TCY I wait
for now OOTP3 will have to do
Soon I will play

[FishFan]

Fritz, you stupid ass.
Why don't you go chase the cat.
This is one gay thread!

[Ctown-Fan]

Read-Reply Fail
In my set-up of mail
Outlook really stinks!

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FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping.

Ok so that wasn't really an fof hiaku, but it does contain a secret message

[This message has been edited by Ctown-Fan (edited 04-11-2001).]

[Ctown-Fan]

FOF I love
but I shall soon have a game
without Dean Houston

Ok, so I can't get the Haiku link to work


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FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping.

[Fritz]

FishFan you suck
You really really really suck
no like, no post

[Fritz]

dola, dola dola dola dola
dola dola, dola dola, dola dola dola
dola dola dola dola, dola




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Her mind was fancy, and her car was bitchin'

[Carligula]

The size of Texas,
sausage, mushrooms, and jack cheese.
The perfect calzone.

[STK]

Ctown so pretty
nobody will ever know why
sexy boys must die

[Grunion]

My brain is rotting
No OT puzzles to solve
Where has QuikSand gone?

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Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it.

[NoMyths]

Why have these posters
poorly attempted my art?
Someone has to die.

[Morgado]

TCY
FOF
Pure again

[RBwaBD]

wide right
gracious fall unended
january chill

[ez]

does anybody remember the one alec baldwin's character came up with in miami blues?

breaking, entering
-------(?)
finding a big gun(?)

[Buddy Grant]

Someone set us up the bomb
We get signal
Main screen turn on

[Julio Riddols]

hey, I like haiku.
If you don't like haiku too,
then I say screw you.

[GuySmiley]

Alyssa Milano
Anna Kournikova, Christina Aguliera
Britney Spears

[BucDawg40]

EA lied to Jim,
Solecismic will fight back.
Rise: The College Years!

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Allosaurus:
The Cookie Monster Haiku:


hahahahahahahahaha
<img src="http://www.buffworks.com/jagger/big3.gif" alt="Mick Jagger big smiley">

[Wilzone]

C-town is a stud,
3-Elle is a lucky girl:
Too bad she is fake.

[3ric]

Simms dropping back
Into collapsing pockets
Fullback in motion

Pads collide, bend
Yellow flags in the air
Turf colors in red

[FishFan]

3ric, are you dumb?
Go back and read the damn rules.
One Haiku per post.

[CubsFan915]

Haiku format is five
Syllables first line, seven,
Next, five last, you guys

Hey, I'm educational, too!

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

[CubsFan915]

What a weak idea
For a post during slow time.
We need T C Y!

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

[3ric]

Hey, no need to get harsh, Fish. Rules limit the imagination, but I'm sorry if by unintentionally breaking them, I caused you to call me dumb.

If it was a joke on my part, please use a smiley to let me know.

Here's another haiku:

Darkness in the night
Sleeping safely in their beds
Sacking QBs on FOF

[B & B]

That was Fishfans Haiku, I got a kick out of putting it in that form.

ez - great movie, cant remember the line though...we used to sit around and drink beers like that dude, grabbing the top of the bottleneck and quick turns to the trap.

[heybrad]

Hey people Brad here
Hey Fishfan, The Royal One
Where is my calzone?

[FishFan]

Just joking, 3ric.
Should have used a cool smiley. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/wink.gif
I don't mean no harm.

[3ric]

(whew)

Thanks Fish!

[Celeval]

Front Office Football.
Incredible game, but still
We all post OT.

[Fritz]

You can be a mean guy Fish.

I look forward to almost whooping your ass in FOBL.
http://www.buffworks.com/jbrown/1.gif

[Daimyo]

No puzzles left for us
At sixteen less posts per day
Quiksand departed

[This message has been edited by Daimyo (edited 04-12-2001).]

[Daimyo]

letters out of place
my intelligence in doubt
once more I edit

[Daimyo]

stillness envelops
no more thoughts enter this page
a thread dies in peace

[ibdb]

A thread dies in peace?
Not if it's an OT one.
Please, Please Jim, save us!

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Proudly lowering the curve in fantasy leagues across America

[ibdb]

Three posts in a row?
Must be a slow day, Daimyo.
Lucky you have us!

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Proudly lowering the curve in fantasy leagues across America

[FishFan]

But, unlike 3ric,
Daimyo follows all the rules.
One haiku per post. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

[Daimyo]

little work to do
boredom overtakes my mind
post a fourth haiku

[ibdb]

Patiently waiting
Anticipation building
TCY in June?

[ibdb]

Briefly here and gone
No trace of him can be found
Adios mullett.

[ibdb]

Get much done today?
Wrote some TCY haiku.
Yes, a real slow day.

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/wink.gif

[heybrad]

Long Beach Tidalwaves
First FOBL Winner
I guarantee it!

[GuySmiley]

Living with In-Laws
This is a good thread because
Fritz said clitoris

[TheDawgsAreOut]

Why am I writing
Instead of doing homework?
Because I'm a fool.

[TheDawgsAreOut]

No respect, no pay
Always getting criticized
Wildfire ST coach

[Julio Riddols]

I have a monkey
I'll teach it to urinate
on my enemies.

[Julio Riddols]

On Hell Atlantic
Should we be happy at all
he's back to hating?

I vote yes to the old HA. Kudos to you and your disrespectful quips. Live on, man.

Anti-peace.

[TheDawgsAreOut]

Julio Riddols
washed-up ex-Wildfire qb
needs to get a job

[huve]

i like her for
who she isn't,she gives head
in my bedroom


huve

[TheRoyalOne]

For heybrad:

Chance, there is not one
FOBL is all mine
Monarchs reign supreme

[Daimyo]

TRO: I think you're mixing two different poetic traditions... Haiku and Yoda http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

[Wilzone]

The Royals ahead?
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll choke.
TheRoyalOne knows...

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/wink.gif

[TheRoyalOne]

Everyone bite me
I said, everyone bite me
Ouch! that really hurt

[Wilzone]

Spontaneity?
I once went skinny-dipping:
I got chafed nipples.

[Daimyo]

good day gentlemen
you have no chance to survive
better make your time

[FishFan]

Calzones have nipples?
Way too much information.
Seriously, dude.

[TheRoyalOne]

Seven from two grand
Dola or not to Dola
TRO never Dolas

[Daimyo]

posts come like spring rain
I can get two thousand posts soon
if this thread remains

[FishFan]

Oh, TheRoyalOne.
You would never have two grand
If it weren't for me.

[Daimyo]

nineteen ninety-three
Is it TheRoyalOne's posts?
or his year of birth?

[Wilzone]

FishFan is a jerk.
He pretends like he's never,
seen calzone nipples.

[TheRoyalOne]

Sutton is a bust
TheRoyalOne is six away
FishFan only lusts

[TheRoyalOne]

nineteen ninety-three
It is TheRoyalOne's IQ
Daimyo's is just five

[Daimyo]

TheRoyalOne said
that the fishfan lusts for him
innocence is lost

[Wilzone]

Later, my good friends.
Must go home to get some rest,
Maybe some sex too!!!

[FishFan]

This has gone too far.
I lust for women only.
What are you saying?

[Wilzone]

FishFan also thinks
that calzones don't fornicate.
Naive, that man is.

[TheRoyalOne]

no no no says TRO
FishFan lusts after TRO's post total
Ctown is the sexy boy

[Daimyo]

if there is a prize
for nick in the most haikus
TheRoyalOne wins

[TheRoyalOne]

What prize do I win?
A calzone or Drew Barrymore?
I really want both

[Daimyo]

Tom Green is your prize
he is not Drew Barrymore
but is her husband

[FishFan]

Sorry, TRO.
But, Drew Barrymore is mine.
How about Daimyo?

[TheRoyalOne]

QuikSand has returned
What knowledge does he bring back?
we wait for his words

[QuikSand]

checking from Vegas
paying to log on here now
just to see this crap

[FishFan]

Paying to visit?
QuikSand must have had good luck!
How is Las Vegas?

[TheRoyalOne]

We are conversing in Haiku
How low has our dola posting gone?
God help all of us

[Daimyo]

after all these posts
i have to wonder outloud
are limericks next?

[Troy McClure]

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such haikus as

Fish are our best friends
A day without fish is lost
Everyone loves fish

[Troy McClure]

and

A lumbering mass
How long will it continue
Topic: How Long to Call

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by QuikSand:
checking from Vegas
paying to log on here now
just to see this crap

I feel as though I just got caught having a party at the house, while my parents were on vaction. . . which is odd because QS is only a little older than me http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/biggrin.gif

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FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping.

[TheRoyalOne]

Ctown does not know
that he must speak only in haiku
sexy boy brain dead

[Fritz]

Gay Thread this may be
But it is quite popular
So there!

[Morgado]

TRO
Give In To Dark Side
AIM

[This message has been edited by Morgado (edited 04-12-2001).]

[RBwaBD]

Originally posted by QuikSand:
checking from Vegas
paying to log on here now
just to see this crap

as by now you should know,
less fulfilling is it when with money bought
when free and from love it should be.

[RBwaBD]

Originally posted by Fritz:
Gay Thread this may be
But it is quite popular
So there!

besides TRO and FishFry,
I didn't see that much flowing here
promoting love from man to man.

[Julio Riddols]

What did you just say?
You have got to be kidding..
People pay for this?

[Tony]

I must sleep.
I cannot rest my head.
Mountain Dew keeps me up.

[GuySmiley]

Can't believe this thread
Is still going on this long
Can't resist to post

[Wilzone]

Royals got lucky.
Roof fell down in stadium.
Doubleheader waits...

[TheRoyalOne]

Royals are lucky?
record is two and seven.
Sweeney needs to hit.

[Wilzone]

Forget Mike Sweeney.
Mark Quinn is outplaying Dye!
TRO, who is that guy?

[TheRoyalOne]

Mark Quinn is the man
was runner up rookie of the year
his swing never gets cheated

[NoMyths]

Forget about Dye:
Mark Quinn is a bad mofo.
Soon they will trade him.

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Assistant Director of Public Relations for the FOF All-Star Team.

[TheRoyalOne]

In Sandbox, I have Quinn
Quinn and Brown is why Damon expendable
Royals outfield can really hit

[Wilzone]

Getting lazy TRO?
You've stopped using Haiku rules,
unless rules have changed.

[TheRoyalOne]

Haiku rules can change anytime
Currently I am using the 5-7-5 rule
With words and not syllabals

[TheRoyalOne]

True, TRO is lazy
But TRO haiku is advanced
can change anytime

[Wilzone]

Laziness, my friend.
Idiots can write Haiku
using the "word" rule.

[TheRoyalOne]

Fine, how about this then?
Idiot you are.
TRO haiku morphs again.

[TheRoyalOne]

Mad I am
but
TRO is odd

[TheRoyalOne]

Last two haiku jokes
wilzone not an idiot
tro not mad either

[CubsFan915]

Originally posted by Wilzone:
Laziness, my friend.
Idiots can write Haiku
using the "word" rule.

With this thread we seem
To be taking "idiot"
To a new level.

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

[AED]

always looking for
cute and perky cheerleaders
i never find them

[TheDawgsAreOut]

Quinn can bow down to
Ichiro. ROY he shall be
M's are 7 and 2!

[NoMyths]

An idiots work?
I think not, my friend. It's fun!
And besides, you suck.

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

[CubsFan915]

Originally posted by NoMyths:
An idiots work?
I think not, my friend. It's fun!
And besides, you suck.

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

I suck? I think not!
Fritz is the doofus who chose
To start haiku threads...

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/wink.gif

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

[This message has been edited by CubsFan915 (edited 04-13-2001).]

[Fritz]

Do not think
Richmond is so far away
pop you in the nose

[FishFan]

This is getting old
Haiku thread has run it's course
Please stop posting here

[TheRoyalOne]

This thread is not old
Third the size of "long to call"
Haiku, 3L is not

[CubsFan915]

Originally posted by Fritz:
Do not think
Richmond is so far away
pop you in the nose

It is far enough
Away- I'll have time to hide.
You won't catch me - nyaah!

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

[Fritz]

Originally posted by CubsFan915:
It is far enough
Away- I'll have time to hide.
You won't catch me - nyaah!



I will wear
Superman X-ray glasses to find you
then POW!

[NoMyths]

Haiku is ancient.
Still, it will outlast football,
baseball, and FishFan.

[This message has been edited by NoMyths (edited 04-13-2001).]

[Julio Riddols]

Julio Riddols
Picks up a really big knife
and murders this thread.

[FishFan]

Thank you, Julio
I am sick of this bad thread.
Please don't post no more.

[bigdawg2003]

thread must continue
please do not let this thread die
bigdawg is a god


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[oldgiants]

A breeze,
A sneeze,
Hai-choo!

[Marmel]

OldGiants don't know
How to make proper Haiku
His post, still funny.

[korme]

I smell bubble butt
carouseling down the flag
eating green spinach

[craptacular]

spam spam spam spam spam
lovely spam wonderful spam
spam spam spam spam spam

[Ryan S]

Shorty makes no sense
His post confuses the brain
Makes no sense at all

[NoMyths]

The FOBL murders:
many owners, marriages,
and one football site.

[Marmel]

NoMyths, dicksucker.
alas, he will deny it.
We all saw the tape.

[NoMyths]

dola...

Heaven is a place
where nothing really happens.
Shit, now I'll get flamed.

[NoMyths]

Cock smoker? Untrue!
Only other dick I've touched
was your wife's, last night.

[Marmel]

poems you have wrote
will get you nowhere in life
poems are for fags

[craptacular]

Haiku is stupid.
Why should we fudge poetry
For five seven five?

[NoMyths]

Originally posted by Marmel:
poems you have wrote
will get you nowhere in life
poems are for fags

It's "written," not "wrote,"
and instead of cigarettes
you should smoke my bone.

[VPI97]

FOFC rocks!
No website I'd rather see.
Wait, pornography...

[Marmel]

yawn. you bore me now.
take all of your silliness
and go away now.

[NoMyths]

Haikus are funny.
One time I laughed so damn hard
I dropped a pantload.

[VPI97]

Pantload? You mean shit?
That solves the case of your stink.
Wipe your bunghole, man.

[VPI97]

NoMyths, wait a sec...
"What if I were Romeo
in black jeans"...Get it?

[VPI97]

Hey, everyone look!!
I did what is called dola.
I did it again.

[NoMyths]

VPI: Good job.
You have solved the mystery
"Why did he pick that?"

That's where it came from.
Also the poet thing. Now
hand me the T.P.

[Airhog]

Here we come to post,
There are times when we will boast,
Quicksand Posts the most.

[Grego]

Haikus are pointless
you are dumb for liking them
I should kick your ass

[NoMyths]

Stick a fork in it--
your 'tude is overcooked and
you've just been flambe'd.

[QuikSand]

Really funny stuff
And to think, some people called
This the Golden Age

[korme]

I said to Marmel,
"Obey me I am a god"
"Shut up, bitch" he said.

[korme]

i have a big spoon
it doubles as a shovel
it makes me happy

[korme]

Did we have another thread like this, or some other type of poetry thread that I am reminiscing?

[Franklinnoble]

Haiku sucks big ass
It made me hate TMQ
I must now go puke

[rkmsuf]

Sweetly making love
Holy shit she's waking up
Need more chloroform

[corbes]

Sweetly making love
Holy shit she's waking up
Need more chloroform

Hey, Andrew Luster,
shouldn't you be somewhere else?
Specifically, jail?

[rkmsuf]

Hey, Andrew Luster,
shouldn't you be somewhere else?
Specifically, jail?

She says we're just "friends"
But this tranquilizer gun
Will re-define that

[corbes]

She says we're just "friends"
But this tranquilizer gun
Will re-define that

Be careful you don't
videotape what you do.
Evidence is "bad."

[AnalBumCover]

AnalBumCover
Writes a funny dynasty
Calls it "24 (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=5736)"

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[rkmsuf]

Be careful you don't
videotape what you do.
Evidence is "bad."

I hid the roofies
In wednesday of her pill case.
can't wait till "hump" day.

[corbes]

I hid the roofies
In wednesday of her pill case.
can't wait till "hump" day.

Make sure the dosage
is enough for space monkeys.
You know what I mean.

[rkmsuf]

Make sure the dosage
is enough for space monkeys.
You know what I mean.

Surfing and sex drugs
Dude, was set up by the cops
Space monkeys can't talk.

[corbes]

Surfing and sex drugs
Dude, was set up by the cops
Space monkeys can't talk.

Though monkeys don't talk,
they do send messages through
Nancy Pelosi.

[NoMyths]

Everyone pretends
that poetry is easy.
This gig doesn't pay!