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maximus
10-26-2003, 08:15 PM
Doctor Accused Of Sewing Woman's Anus Shut


....link;
http://www.nbc5.com/news/2524081/index.html?subid=10101401

story;

The Ohio State Medical Board is accusing a long-time doctor of negligence after complaints from two patients, including one whose anus was reportedly sewn shut.

Dr. William Stefanich said that he could refute all the board's claims.

According to the Newark Advocate, one of Stefanich's patients said that he had to go to the emergency room after the doctor operated on her hemorrhoids and claimed that doctors there discovered her anus was sutured closed and that part of her anal canal had been removed.

Another claim involved a patient the board claimed was not given proper diagnostic tests.
Pumpy Tudors
10-26-2003, 08:47 PM
Who says we missed it? I just wasn't finished beating off yet.
korme
10-26-2003, 08:50 PM
HAHAHA.

That could have been the best first response I've ever seen.
The_herd
10-26-2003, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Pumpy Tudors
Who says we missed it? I just wasn't finished beating off yet.

You win....I don't know what, but you win.
cuervo72
10-26-2003, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by maximus

According to the Newark Advocate, one of Stefanich's patients said that he had to go to the emergency room after the doctor operated on her hemorrhoids and claimed that doctors there discovered her anus was sutured closed and that part of her anal canal had been removed.


IMO, this is a very poorly constructed run-on sentence. Just thought I'd share that.
Tasan
10-26-2003, 10:35 PM
Where would the trout go then??
Ksyrup
10-27-2003, 07:19 AM
That's just aggressive therapy. No anus, no hemmoroids. Problem solved.
mckerney
10-27-2003, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by Pumpy Tudors
Who says we missed it? I just wasn't finished beating off yet.

After that, I got nothing.
maximus
10-27-2003, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by Pumpy Tudors
Who says we missed it? I just wasn't finished beating off yet.

:confused:
Cringer
10-27-2003, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by maximus
:confused:

i'm with Maximus........didn't know a woman with no anus was a fetish..........:confused:
MikeVic
10-27-2003, 03:06 PM
I'm in shock... Greatest. First. Response. Ever.
Maple Leafs
10-27-2003, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by maximus
According to the Newark Advocate, one of Stefanich's patients said that he had to go to the emergency room after the doctor operated on her hemorrhoids and claimed that doctors there discovered her anus was sutured closed and that part of her anal canal had been removed. Did anyone notice how the patient switched from "she" to "he" in this story? Are they sure about what exactly was sewn shut?
digamma
10-27-2003, 04:25 PM
Wasn't there a Biggie song that went:

I'm gonna sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' ya and feedin' ya and feedin' ya.
Ramzavail
10-27-2003, 06:03 PM
I think that was the WuTang Clan.