GoldenScribeGuy
11-06-2003, 12:10 AM
The GoldenScribes are returning soon, and it is time to start ridiculing that overblown production of our resident alien friend.
If you don’t know what the GoldenScribes are, you are either;
1) new to the FOFC
2) haven’t been around for awhile
3) very unobservant
4) or are a complete moron
Here are links for those of you in categories 1 to 4
First Annual Golden Scribes Award Show (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5059)
The Finalists Thread (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5060)
GoldenScribeGuy's Guide to the Show (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5063)
I think it’s time for the first ever GoldenScribeGuy’s Awards of Distinction.
Most annoying thread I
Any thread that degenerated into a HM or wig* pity party
Those were quite annoying. Shame on all of those FOFC members that egged these guys on. Thankfully they are banned now, never to bother us again.
Most annoying thread II
The “Threadkiller” thread
Talk about inane ramblings. This thread was for people that were a) very bored, b) very drunk or c) very insecure (let’s build up our post count for absolutely no reason. I’m glad it finally died. Too bad, “Son of Threadkiller”, “Grandson of Threadkiller” and “Threadkiller’s second cousin twice removed” keep popping up every so often.
Best dynasty thread title
The Afoci for A Crawfish For Every Man, Woman, Child and Dog. And Peanut Butter. (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14360)
I don’t understand it, but it still gets my vote.
Most surprising thread. Ever.
SkyDog for Ouch!!! aka My anus is burning. (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14917)
Did anyone click on that particular SkyDog thread and expect to read about burning anuses (or is that ani?) I never thought I would need to know the plural of anus. My goodness man; What were you thinking?
Best QOTM
mrskippy for “I refuse to accept a banning.”
‘nuff said
Best fake picture
Fritz for I give you the real Cam Edwards (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15737)
At least I hope that’s a fake…Hey Cam, next time you are in Hollywood, you need to go to this bar called The Blue Oyster.
Best new collective game
Mount Rushmore
Thanks QS
Most confusing FOFC personalities I
Honolulu Blue & Honolulu_Blue
Would you two stop posting in the same threads. You are giving me a headache.
Most confusing FOFC personalities II
JasonTobiasIV & The Afoci
How come we never see these two in the FOFC at the same time?
Most disturbing FOFC personalities
The Afoci & Franklinnoble
When Fritz loses this title, as he has done, you know these are scary times in FOFC-land
Best new web-source of comedy gold
Rock Paper Scissors International World Championship (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15535)
And an honorable mention has to go HARRRR (http://www.dvdforum.nu/forum/index.asp?action=showthread&thread=79002&forum=6#new)
Best thread title in the last month or so
To the men in my office: Curse you, and your infernal mid-morning bowel movements! (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15487)
Admit it. You just had to click on this thread didn’t you.
Most inane thread of the last few months
Confucious Say. (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15670)
That was stupid, even for this group of misfits, morons, geeks, nerds, gamers etc.
Best poll
Poll: Which nonhumna female movie character would be best in bed? (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15522)
First off, I love it because of the spelling error. Two, it was a truly thought-provoking thread. My answer – Smurfette. I bet she is a tiger in bed. Grrrrwwwl.
The best/worst “I’m not sure I really want to click on this thread” thread
The velvet vulva (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15359)
I have yet to click on this thread. I. Just. Don’t. Want. To. Know.
The “If I see this phrase one more time, I’m a-gonna rip my eyeballs out” award
“trout in rectum”
For goodness sakes, please make it stop!
That’s it for now. I’m sure I’ll think of a few more “awards”.
‘til next time
- GSG
Edited for $%$@$'ng link formatting
If you don’t know what the GoldenScribes are, you are either;
1) new to the FOFC
2) haven’t been around for awhile
3) very unobservant
4) or are a complete moron
Here are links for those of you in categories 1 to 4
First Annual Golden Scribes Award Show (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5059)
The Finalists Thread (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5060)
GoldenScribeGuy's Guide to the Show (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5063)
I think it’s time for the first ever GoldenScribeGuy’s Awards of Distinction.
Most annoying thread I
Any thread that degenerated into a HM or wig* pity party
Those were quite annoying. Shame on all of those FOFC members that egged these guys on. Thankfully they are banned now, never to bother us again.
Most annoying thread II
The “Threadkiller” thread
Talk about inane ramblings. This thread was for people that were a) very bored, b) very drunk or c) very insecure (let’s build up our post count for absolutely no reason. I’m glad it finally died. Too bad, “Son of Threadkiller”, “Grandson of Threadkiller” and “Threadkiller’s second cousin twice removed” keep popping up every so often.
Best dynasty thread title
The Afoci for A Crawfish For Every Man, Woman, Child and Dog. And Peanut Butter. (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14360)
I don’t understand it, but it still gets my vote.
Most surprising thread. Ever.
SkyDog for Ouch!!! aka My anus is burning. (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14917)
Did anyone click on that particular SkyDog thread and expect to read about burning anuses (or is that ani?) I never thought I would need to know the plural of anus. My goodness man; What were you thinking?
Best QOTM
mrskippy for “I refuse to accept a banning.”
‘nuff said
Best fake picture
Fritz for I give you the real Cam Edwards (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15737)
At least I hope that’s a fake…Hey Cam, next time you are in Hollywood, you need to go to this bar called The Blue Oyster.
Best new collective game
Mount Rushmore
Thanks QS
Most confusing FOFC personalities I
Honolulu Blue & Honolulu_Blue
Would you two stop posting in the same threads. You are giving me a headache.
Most confusing FOFC personalities II
JasonTobiasIV & The Afoci
How come we never see these two in the FOFC at the same time?
Most disturbing FOFC personalities
The Afoci & Franklinnoble
When Fritz loses this title, as he has done, you know these are scary times in FOFC-land
Best new web-source of comedy gold
Rock Paper Scissors International World Championship (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15535)
And an honorable mention has to go HARRRR (http://www.dvdforum.nu/forum/index.asp?action=showthread&thread=79002&forum=6#new)
Best thread title in the last month or so
To the men in my office: Curse you, and your infernal mid-morning bowel movements! (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15487)
Admit it. You just had to click on this thread didn’t you.
Most inane thread of the last few months
Confucious Say. (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15670)
That was stupid, even for this group of misfits, morons, geeks, nerds, gamers etc.
Best poll
Poll: Which nonhumna female movie character would be best in bed? (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15522)
First off, I love it because of the spelling error. Two, it was a truly thought-provoking thread. My answer – Smurfette. I bet she is a tiger in bed. Grrrrwwwl.
The best/worst “I’m not sure I really want to click on this thread” thread
The velvet vulva (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15359)
I have yet to click on this thread. I. Just. Don’t. Want. To. Know.
The “If I see this phrase one more time, I’m a-gonna rip my eyeballs out” award
“trout in rectum”
For goodness sakes, please make it stop!
That’s it for now. I’m sure I’ll think of a few more “awards”.
‘til next time
- GSG
Edited for $%$@$'ng link formatting