Do you ever zone-out your wife to much?

[Cringer]

Watching the beautiful 17 play, 98 yard, 9 minute drive by the Packers to take the lead i apperently zoned out my wife because i though she had left the room, instead she was standing about 5 feet to my right with no shirt on, or bra...........though this is something i see every day i am home, it is NOT something i like to miss. Thankfully she just laughed at me, making me realize she was there. I asked what and she told me......unfortunetly she wouldn't take the top back off :(

[Ben E Lou]

No. I notice *every* time your wife is standing 5 feet to my right with no shirt or bra on.

[Ben E Lou]

Dola--


SOMEBODY had to say it! :D

[Pumpy Tudors]

hey man pics plz thx

[MJ4H]

second

[Chief Rum]

Wives are usually good against the zone. I would go with a tight man, and then fall back on a bump & run. If she goes after you, switch to the prevent.

CR

[Cringer]

Originally posted by Pumpy Tudors
hey man pics plz thx

i couldn't do that :mad:


thats only because this is a new computer and i don't have any of "those" pictures on here yet :D

[Bad-example]

Originally posted by Chief Rum
I would go with a tight man...

Please, no pictures of this.

[korme]

He used to be a tight end, now he's a wide receiver.

[Raiders Army]

I like to zone out and still have a conversation with my wife just using phrases like:

"Really?"
"So what happened then?"
"Wow"

[Easy Mac]

THe fact that you could zone out your topless wife makes we wonder 1 of 3 things:

1. Your wife has an ugly face, which is why your screenname is "cringer"

2. Your wife has an unimpressive rack.

3. You're actually in a "civil union", and you don't like saggy manbreasts.

I say its #3.

[MissionComplete]

You can usually figure out some sort of one-word answer based on the tone of the sentence. This works well for me

[JeeberD]

My girlfriend has me figured out now. If I give her too many one word answers in a row she asks me what I just said to her. Usually I can't give her the right answer... :(

[Easy Mac]

sad man. I can recite anything my girl tells me word for word and still know exactly what went on in the football game. She doesn't even bother to ask me anymore if I hear her after about 10 times of her trying it.

I think I'm going to be the next multi-tasking Bill Clinton, minus the infidelity.

[korme]

Cringer, why the deleted post, friend?

[pjstp20]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
sad man. I can recite anything my girl tells me word for word and still know exactly what went on in the football game. She doesn't even bother to ask me anymore if I hear her after about 10 times of her trying it.

I think I'm going to be the next multi-tasking Bill Clinton, minus the infidelity.

Please man, teach me your ways. I am constantly getting busted for zoning out my girlfriends constant yapping. I have problems even with catching a few key words while I'm really trying to focus on something else.

[Cringer]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
THe fact that you could zone out your topless wife makes we wonder 1 of 3 things:

1. Your wife has an ugly face, which is why your screenname is "cringer"

2. Your wife has an unimpressive rack.

3. You're actually in a "civil union", and you don't like saggy manbreasts.

I say its #3.

Ok, i deleted this before because my link was wrong. Anyways, I read this to my wife and she demanded i show a picture of her. She doesn't care what anyone says about her face, but no one suggests her rack is unimpressive..... :D

so how do i put a picture up? because i am very unsuccessfull with this today.

[Eaglesfan27]

Uhmm unless I'm mistaken, that link says she is looking for a woman for a relationship?

[mckerney]

Originally posted by Eaglesfan27
Uhmm unless I'm mistaken, that link says she is looking for a woman for a relationship?

Is it the female version of HornsManiac?

[Buccaneer]

Aww man, now you going to get the young perverts here all anticipating with their box of kleenexes.

[illinifan999]

How come the ability to put attachments taken away?

[Easy Mac]

sned me the picture and I can set it up.

otherwise, host the pic somewhere. After its hosted, go to the pictures address (www.pics.com/cringersmanfrined.jpg or whatever) and copy it.

Go into normal reply here and click the IMG button. paste the address for the picture. Reply.

[mckerney]

Originally posted by Cringer
http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~5AAtAAAAAAHsTnC2YYEIRSQlF9Tg1O!dpC9Zix2lEjJsI$~5AAuAAAAAEenZgfjHi7bns6G7v6Fji6*dS7mjvq0qhXOY$

copy/paste

This is your wife?

http://sc.groups.msn.com/themes/R9c/pby/img/PA/TNGeneric.gif

[Easy Mac]

your wife looks a lot like the MSN symbol... she's kind of round

[mckerney]

Originally posted by illinifan999
How come the ability to put attachments taken away?

It's a gamespy no-no.

[Cringer]

ya...the link was to her msn profile, and apperrently MSN has done something to mess with links to profiles, because it SHOULD NOT do what it is doing.....uhg.....

[illinifan999]

Too bad, I liked that ability. :(

[Easy Mac]

dammit cringer, stop deleting posts.

[Cringer]

i give up........sorry guys, i'm a retard

[korme]

send someone the file, i can host it [email protected]

[Ben E Lou]

Originally posted by illinifan999
Too bad, I liked that ability. :( I did too, but it turns out it was the cause of the board crash , which I had to ask Gamespy for help in getting fixed. When they realized what has caused the crash, I was informed that board attachments were a no-no. They were very cordial. I guess the fact that we specifically asked for help with the attachments table made the rep realize that we had no clue we weren't supposed to be using them in the first place. :)

[illinifan999]

They just tryin to bring us down! ;)

[CamEdwards]

um, since I missed out on this, and I certainly enjoy looking at impressive racks... please send Shane your damn picture. You can also send it to [email protected] and I can host it for you.

[korme]

You think his wife thinks we're pervs?

I'm still taking a look, nonetheless.

[FBPro]

Originally posted by CamEdwards
um, since I missed out on this, and I certainly enjoy looking at impressive racks...

:eek:

[tucker342]

Originally posted by SkyDog
I did too, but it turns out it was the cause of the board crash , which I had to ask Gamespy for help in getting fixed. When they realized what has caused the crash, I was informed that board attachments were a no-no. They were very cordial. I guess the fact that we specifically asked for help with the attachments table made the rep realize that we had no clue we weren't supposed to be using them in the first place. :)

Wow, that sucks.


Why is it not allowed?

[tucker342]

dola-

let someone host the pic... I wanna see your wife:D

[Cringer]

k, this better work:mad:
the wife (http://www.geocities.com/[email protected]/Lorennn.html?1069133477640)

[JeeberD]

Impressive rack indeed. Nice work, Cringer... :)

[Airhog]

has this turned into a show me your wifes rack thread?

[Bad-example]

Welcome to the All, All Brand Spanking New Show Us Your Wife's Rack Thread

[Airhog]

I would certainly like to show you my gf's rack, however I dont think shorty's mom would approve of me posting her picture on here

[sabotai]

Cringer, be honest.....they real?

:)

[BishopMVP]

Originally posted by Cringer
k, this better work:mad:
the wife (http://www.geocities.com/[email protected]/Lorennn.html?1069133477640)

Damn! ;)

Cringer picture's are memorable. I still remember yours.:eek:

[illinifan999]

:eek: