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spleen1015
11-24-2003, 11:12 AM
The league office has decided to suspend Cary Shoemaker of Jacksonville for the 2004 season.

Shoemaker was spotted driving a 70-foot SUV, in violation of the league's strict anti-gas guzzling/terrorism support policy.
Adamski47
11-24-2003, 12:03 PM
lol

That is hilarious.
mauchow
11-24-2003, 12:04 PM
you made that up, right spleen?
spleen1015
11-24-2003, 12:11 PM
Nope. That sucker is in the game.
mauchow
11-24-2003, 12:14 PM
lol too funny
Celeval
11-24-2003, 12:47 PM
Currently complete list of suspensions (most pretty funny):

... tested positive for alcohol use, in violation of the league's strict anti-drug policy.

... tested positive for drug use, in violation of the league's strict anti-substance abuse policy.

... tested positive for tobacco use, in violation of the league's strict anti-smoking policy.

... was arrested for a weapons violation, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

... was arrested for instigating a brawl during a party, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

... was arrested for assault, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

... was arrested for creating an R-rated rap album, in violation of the league's strict anti-explicit lyrics policy.

... was arrested for appearing on American Idol, in violation of the league's strict anti-teen trend policy.

... was spotted driving a 70-foot SUV, in violation of the league's strict anti-gas guzzling/terrorism support policy.

... was arrested for acting in a bad Hollywood film, in violation of the league's strict anti-negative image policy.

... was accused of designing computer football simulations, in violation of the league's strict anti-trust policy.

... was observed three-putting the 17th green, in violation of the league's strict anti-bad golf policy.

... was arrested for purchasing a 1,700-square foot ranch home, in violation of the league's strict rule against living in relative poverty.

... was arrested for having an affair with a White House intern, in violation of the league's strict anti-presidential scandal policy.
NoMyths
11-24-2003, 01:21 PM
LOL!
mauchow
11-24-2003, 01:46 PM
That's a joke.. I hope the funny one's are VERY RARE as I would HATE to see one of my boy's out for such a thing. I'd laugh at first, but then I'd be like, whaaa!
WSUCougar
11-24-2003, 04:01 PM
I assume the suspension for colossal squid-related offenses will be in the next patch? :p
TroyF
11-24-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by WSUCougar
I assume the suspension for colossal squid-related offenses will be in the next patch? :p

Along with graduating from the same college as Ryan Leaf. . . special to WSU players. :)

TroyF
WSUCougar
11-24-2003, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by TroyF
Along with graduating from the same college as Ryan Leaf. . . special to WSU players. :)

TroyF
Ouch!

*cough*
Cougars 47, Buffaloes 26
*cough*

;)
TroyF
11-24-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by WSUCougar
Ouch!

*cough*
Cougars 47, Buffaloes 26
*cough*

;)

Beating CU lost all meaning when Baylor did it, try again. :)

SHHH, nobody tell him about Rae Carruth. . .

TroyF
WSUCougar
11-24-2003, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by TroyF
Beating CU lost all meaning when Baylor did it, try again. :)

Touché.
SHHH, nobody tell him about Rae Carruth. . .
Okay, so I'll call your idiot punk quarterback and raise you a murdering lunatic.

Your bet. ;)
TroyF
11-24-2003, 04:45 PM
Did you see the hooker Mike Price slept with? Murder can't even compare to that, can it?

I got nothing.

TroyF