View Full Version : My Video Game playing Childhood mocked.
SirFozzie
11-29-2003, 07:52 AM
I spent three months trying to beat Super Mario Brothers 3 as a kid.
Never did.
And this guy did it in ELEVEN MINUTES (right click and save) (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/80mike/mario3.wmv)
I now shall start weeping greatly
lcjjdnh
11-29-2003, 08:28 AM
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow, that was amazing. And I sympathize with you SirFozzie, I to spent countless hours as a youth trying to beat this game and yet I never could.
Philliesfan980
11-29-2003, 08:54 AM
Amazing... never lost a life either..
I don't know whether that is impressive .. or just sad!
ice4277
11-29-2003, 09:01 AM
There are a number of reasons that makes me sad.
One for the number of hours I put into that game trying to do something some guy got done in a few minutes.
Another, for how sad that guy must be for playing the game that much.
SnowMan
11-29-2003, 09:01 AM
That's just amazing.
Philliesfan980
11-29-2003, 09:08 AM
Not to sterotype or anything like that, but those Japanese guys are nuts with some stuff like that.
Alan T
11-29-2003, 09:12 AM
THat was fun!
VPI97
11-29-2003, 09:25 AM
That was, quite possibly, the greatest thing ever.
...with apologies to the penguin tripping video.
SirFozzie
11-29-2003, 09:40 AM
apparently there's a whole category of these videos. Like someone beating Metroid Prime in like 35 minutes.
Sick.
spleen1015
11-29-2003, 09:42 AM
Where did you get that?
After playing Metroid Prime, I wonder how the hell that is possible.
SirFozzie
11-29-2003, 09:45 AM
Actually, it's like 51 minutes..
BUT.. here's a site with vidcaps of someone beating the game 100% (ie, with every item in the game) in an hour 51
http://planetquake.com/sda/mp/
MizzouRah
11-29-2003, 10:15 AM
Wow, all you have to do is jump around? :)
Quite impressive and 0 lives lost to boot.
Todd
ice4277
11-29-2003, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by MizzouRah
Wow, all you have todo is jump around? :)
Todd
Games were so simple back then ;)
INDalltheway
11-29-2003, 10:43 AM
My friend sent me this file over Yahoo Messenger, and I could not believe my eyes. It was just crazy how he was moving so damn fast not killing him self. That guy has seome crazy skills.
The_herd
11-29-2003, 11:15 AM
Thats the friend noone ever wants to invite over to play video games.
Easy Mac
11-29-2003, 11:30 AM
whoa
MikeVic
11-29-2003, 12:15 PM
Bah. He wasted valuable time getting that mushroom in the first mini-castle. :mad:... yes, I am angry that I've enevr beaten this game, yet this guy has done it in 11 minutes. :(
There were a couple of times where he was so close to getting stuck in those beginning levels of World 8.. and he didn't get three Stars with those cards. ;)
Barkeep49
11-29-2003, 12:22 PM
What I want to know is how long it took him to film that. Obviously the guy who did it has immense skill, but I doubt even someone so talented could have done that in just one take.
Coffee Warlord
11-29-2003, 12:40 PM
And I thought I was a badass by winning my impromptu Zelda 3 (the SNES one) competition.
I forget the exact time, but it was like 3 and a half hours. We were on the phone with three-way calling seeing who could beat the game the fastest. It went down to the wire. :)
Yes. We were strange children.
sabotai
11-29-2003, 12:40 PM
.....damn.
Now, the video I want to see if someone going through the entire game, playing every single level and not losing a guy. THAT would be very impressive.
MizzouRah
11-29-2003, 12:47 PM
It almost seems like the game designer created that video.
Can someone be that good?
Todd
sabotai
11-29-2003, 12:59 PM
Some people in Japan are nuts about their video games.
Ever see Fata1ity play Unreal Tournament? You'd swear he was hacking...
Philliesfan980
11-29-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by sabotai
Some people in Japan are nuts about their video games.
Ever see Fata1ity play Unreal Tournament? You'd swear he was hacking...
This whole thread reminds me of that MTV show "True Life: I'm a gamer" or something like that.
Fata1ity was on that show. Sure , he's really good at that game, but its his entire life. He still lived a home, even though he's won alot of money from all the tournaments he's been in,didn't really have any interests outside the game from what we (the audience) could tell, and no girl.
Don't get me wrong, I like my games and such, but some people take them a little too far.
sabotai
11-29-2003, 02:23 PM
If I was good enough to make a living at video games, I'd take them a little too far as well. :)
MrBug708
11-29-2003, 02:50 PM
All that and he couldnt get 3 stars in a row.
Pitiful
Archer219
11-29-2003, 03:15 PM
[obscure 80s movie reference]
Yeah, but I bet he (or she) couldn't beat the kid with the Power Glove!
[/obscure 80s movie reference]
Maple Leafs
11-29-2003, 03:16 PM
Wow.
This guy goes right up there with the guys who got the first perfect scores in Pacman and Pitfall.
The_herd
11-29-2003, 04:14 PM
Think about this though, this guy is still dedicating his life to Mario Bros. 3. For Gods sake, get a job or a new game at least.
This guy's gonna be in therapy in a few years. Or flip and pull a "Falling Down" on some people.
Buccaneer
11-29-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by The_herd
Think about this though, this guy is still dedicating his life to Mario Bros. 3. For Gods sake, get a job or a new game at least.
This guy's gonna be in therapy in a few years. Or flip and pull a "Falling Down" on some people.
Or star in one of those extreme contest shows where you have to eat 200 lbs of squid while swimming backwards or something.
MikeVic
11-29-2003, 04:38 PM
This might make sense:
the guy got a mushroom for the last card on purpose, since getting another star would make that special sequence start.. where the screen pans up to the big star, and gives you 5 lives, or whatever it is. This guy could have done it to skip that "celebration," since it would've cost a few more seconds...
SirFozzie
11-29-2003, 05:18 PM
*chuckles* yup.. that's what he did :)
RebelMan
11-29-2003, 05:54 PM
I still havent beaten Super Mario Brothers 3, however it did take me a long time to beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2 :( :lol:
Comey
11-29-2003, 05:59 PM
First post, and I'll already get on the bad side of some people.
I'm not sure if it's 100% true. But, according to a friend of mine, this video IS the developer playing. I was greatly disheartened, as this video gave me something to strive for in life.
Okay, that's overshooting it. Either way, I'm not sure if it's totally true...but regardless of who this is, it's very impressive.
-John
-SkyDog knows me from around... ;)
Ben E Lou
11-29-2003, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by Comey
First post, and I'll already get on the bad side of some people.
I'm not sure if it's 100% true. But, according to a friend of mine, this video IS the developer playing. I was greatly disheartened, as this video gave me something to strive for in life.
Okay, that's overshooting it. Either way, I'm not sure if it's totally true...but regardless of who this is, it's very impressive.
-John
-SkyDog knows me from around... ;) Ok. That signature is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too long.
Comey
11-29-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by SkyDog
Ok. That signature is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too long.
Fixed. ;)
Philliesfan980
11-29-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Comey
Fixed. ;)
Uhh.. Are you sure? Still looks way to long for me.
Comey
11-29-2003, 06:27 PM
Is there a limit on sig length here? Honestly, I don't know. It fit within the parameters that vB set.
Philliesfan980
11-29-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Comey
Is there a limit on sig length here? Honestly, I don't know. It fit within the parameters that vB set.
No, I don't think you're doing anything "illegal". However, I think its a good idea to keep it to 2-3 lines, keeps the messages alot shorter.
Ben E Lou
11-29-2003, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Comey
Is there a limit on sig length here? Honestly, I don't know. It fit within the parameters that vB set. There's no "official" limit. I've never said to anything about sig length unless someone complains, but your original one was WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY longer than anyone else's I'd ever seen. We try to keep 'em fairly short around here, so they don't take up too much room.
Comey
11-29-2003, 06:48 PM
Got it.
MizzouRah
11-29-2003, 09:56 PM
I just turn that feature off, so I've probably missed some good ones in the past. Oh well, never liked signatures or avatars. Get to the point! :)
The video sure looks like a developer (or a made up video), at least that's what I thought when I watched the video, everything is too perfect.
Todd
tucker342
11-30-2003, 01:40 AM
incredible. It's like the person had every thing timed to the exact second. Those cannon levels were incredible.
SackAttack
11-30-2003, 02:05 AM
I didn't even know you could GET extra lives for that.
As was said earlier, why in the world is he still playing this???
kingnebwsu
12-01-2003, 05:19 AM
Nobody should feel bad if they can't beat the game in eleven minutes. I bet you could abbreviate the word 'brothers' correctly...:rolleyes:
Bross. 3
sterlingice
12-01-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by ice4277
Games were so simple back then ;)
I still champion Mario 3 as one of the greatest games of all time and the challenge is certainly one of the reasons. I beat it a few times when I was a kid. Then, a couple of summers ago, I started collecting old games and systems off of ebay and when I got Mario 3, my girlfriend and I started out a game from world 1 and 8 hours later, I had beaten it without warping (she had given up partway through the night) :D
Originally posted by Archer219
[obscure 80s movie reference]
Yeah, but I bet he (or she) couldn't beat the kid with the Power Glove!
[/obscure 80s movie reference]
I remember The Wizard. A 2 hour commercial for SMB3. Rain Man with video games.
SI
McSweeny
12-01-2003, 11:40 AM
damn
i thought i was pretty good at mario 3 (we have an old nintendo in my apartment and we play it a bit)
but man... watching that made me go "holy shit" a whole bunch of times
KevinNU7
12-01-2003, 11:42 AM
When I was a kid on beat Mario 3 playing even level. Then I heard about teh two whistle thing and beat it with one life. I have to say I probably took a little longer then 11 minutes but probably beat it in less then 30
Daimyo
12-01-2003, 11:49 AM
I love(d) SMB3, but I never thought it was that hard. The warp whistles let you skip right to the last level in 15 minutes or so and the final boss was pretty easy. I always thought 1 and 2 were a lot harder (I think I only finished 1 once and I don't think I ever had the patience to finish 2)
sterlingice
12-01-2003, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Daimyo
I love(d) SMB3, but I never thought it was that hard. The warp whistles let you skip right to the last level in 15 minutes or so and the final boss was pretty easy. I always thought 1 and 2 were a lot harder (I think I only finished 1 once and I don't think I ever had the patience to finish 2)
That's odd. SMB2 was always the easiest to me. Then again, if you used the warp whistles on SMB3, then your only challenge is World 8 and while some of those levels are tough (the final fortress before the last castle takes a few minutes unless you have good manual dexterity and the direction memorized) but you can get past the hardest level (the airships) with a p-wing and the final castle isn't all that tough.
That said, real men don't use warps ;)
SI
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