Obtaining cleavage...

[sachmo71]

Is buying lobster for a girl to see her boobies really just paying for sex?

[rkmsuf]

Depends how big the lobster is...

[cthomer5000]

Depends how big the cleavage is...

[rkmsuf]

Is buying her a Big Mac a sign that maybe the cleavage may not be up to par?

[Coffee Warlord]

Depends. Do you get to travel to the southern valleys after viewing the northern mountains?

[Kodos]

I'm sorry, but I don't think lobsters really care about such things...

[Buzzbee]

That all depends on if she puts the claws on her nipples when she's done.

[kcchief19]

If you're buying her a lobster to see her boobies, I think I see a problem with your technique. What are you going to have to buy her to vacation south of the border?

[ozias]

But if she doesn't put the claws on her nipples then she's......


DOOMED!!!!

[CamEdwards]

this is truly the question of a married man. :)

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Heh heh heh... You said "boobies"... Heh heh heh...

[Easy Mac]

Wait, you're supposed to buy them something for sex? I normally just take them to a frat party. Alcohol makes sex much easier :)

[finkenst]

i thought you just waited for your roommate to have breakup sex, Easy Mac.

[Abe Sargent]

Originally posted by finkenst
i thought you just waited for your roommate to have breakup sex, Easy Mac.


No, we stopped having sex a year ago. after I found a new breakup partner

-Anxiety

[bbor]

Buy me taco bell and i'll show you my hairy nipples:)

[Franklinnoble]

Do lobsters have boobies?

[Leonidas]

I think a lobster should at least be worth a lapdance.

[Glengoyne]

Lobster is definately on the Physical Commitment portion of the menu.

[VPI97]

pix pls

k thx bye

[Subby]

The lobster is fine. Just don't give her a lighter. But if you do give her a lighter, watch out for the mud shrimp.

Dear God. The mud shrimp.