You Know You Are Old When...

[Draft Dodger]

Farrah Fawcett looks like this:

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004071237,00.jpg

[hukarez]

Sweet jeebus! :eek:

[Buccaneer]

I liked her better with the tan swimsuit and her highbeams on. That was my Jr. year in HS.

[Mustang]

What the hell?

Looks like one of those reconstructed caveman skulls...

[Franklinnoble]

I'd still do her.

[hukarez]

Damn...

Age certainly has not been kind to her. I need to go find an old picture of her for comparison reasons.

[Leonidas]

You sure that's not Katherine Hepburn right before passing away?

Now we know what Pamela Lee has to look forward to.

[Easy Mac]

I'd still do her.
::wonders aloud whether it was Franklinnoble who propsed to Star Jones during the NBA All Star game.::

[hukarez]

Now we know what Pamela Lee has to look forward to.
Well, that is, if she survives the 10 years Doctors gave her for Hep-C.

[vtbub]

Holy Sh...

[vtbub]

http://ogonbat.brinkster.net/arkiv_farrah-poster.jpg

1977

[Buccaneer]

Ok, it was red. Sue me.

[dawgfan]

Age certainly has not been kind to her..

Correction - age + plastic surgery have not been kind to her...

[JeeberD]

Wasn't she in Playboy like five years ago???

Of course, air brushing can cover up many a nasty flaw...

[Suicane75]

Do you have a link to the story accompanying the pic? I need more proof that thats her, it looks nothing like she looked just a few years ago.

[hukarez]

Correction - age + plastic surgery have not been kind to her...
From a faraway glance, I would have thought that photo was that of the Green Acres girl. ( I can't spell her name, but you know who I'm talking about. The one who slapped the cop, etc. )

[JeeberD]

Eva Gabor? Or was that Zha Zha?

[Suicane75]

Looks more to me like Mary Ann from Gilligans Island.

[Draft Dodger]

Do you have a link to the story accompanying the pic? I need more proof that thats her, it looks nothing like she looked just a few years ago.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004072332,00.html

[hukarez]

Eva Gabor? Or was that Zha Zha?
Oh yeah! That's it. Zha Zha Gabor. Vaguely, of course.

[hukarez]

Looks more to me like Mary Ann from Gilligans Island.
Oh gosh, let's not talk about Mary Ann... I still have a pleasing memory of her in my mind!

[Hurst2112]

I need more proof than an English tabloid picture. That isn't Farah. Kim Basinger maybe.

[vex]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004072332,00.html

Dude, he asked for proof. You accidentally messed up and gave him the link to The Sun.

[Suicane75]

Yeah, im still wary. As ive said, that doesnt look like an aged farrah fawcet, that looks like a completely different person.

[Silver Owl]

http://ogonbat.brinkster.net/arkiv_farrah-poster.jpg

1977
I still have that poster. :D

[dawgfan]

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000262.html

[bbor]

I'm pretty sure that is Mrs.Thurston Howell The third....AKA "Luvy"

[cthomer5000]

I posed the question to my friends the other day: who is the oldest living person you'd have sex with?

I immediately set the bar at Cyndi Lauper, and decided I'd do more research into babes older than her that i would still go for.

edit: and for the record, Lauper is 50 years old.

[rkmsuf]

I posed the question to my friends the other day: who is the oldest living person you'd have sex with?

I immediately set the bar at Cyndi Lauper, and decided I'd do more research into babes older than her that i would still go for.

edit: and for the record, Lauper is 50 years old.

Cyndia Lauper?

How about Olivia Newton John at 56?

[Franklinnoble]

Dyann Cannon

[cthomer5000]

Cyndia Lauper?

How about Olivia Newton John at 56?
I'm working on it. I can definitely say Morgan Fairchild at 53.

No to Newton-John, I never found her very attractive.

I honestly thought it was a pretty interesting question. I also now get email updates when someone has found an older person who passes the test for them. I beleive my girlfriends breaking point is Jack Nicholson, who is pretty damn old himself.

[MacroGuru]

My wifes is Sean Connery, she has a thing for him. Don't ask me why. I think it's the accent.

She has yet to watch him in Finding Forrester though. I need to get it so she can see it, and then cringe at Connery trying to be "hip"

I on the other hand, would also draw the line at Morgan Fairchild. I enjoyed my daily dose of her on the Old Navy Commercials.

[rkmsuf]

I'm working on it. I can definitely say Morgan Fairchild at 53.

No to Newton-John, I never found her very attractive.

I honestly thought it was a pretty interesting question. I also now get email updates when someone has found an older person who passes the test for them. I beleive my girlfriends breaking point is Jack Nicholson, who is pretty damn old himself.

Wow, I thought Olivia was a cutey...

How about Cheryl Tiegs at 57...

[Draft Dodger]

I posed the question to my friends the other day: who is the oldest living person you'd have sex with?

I immediately set the bar at Cyndi Lauper, and decided I'd do more research into babes older than her that i would still go for.

edit: and for the record, Lauper is 50 years old.

I wouldn't have slept with Cyndi Lauper when she was 20.

as for me, Tina Turner (who turns 65 this year) has always been an older lady I'd sleep with. I haven't seen a picture of her recently, but she's always looked great for her age.

if age has caught up with Tina, I'd move on to 56-year-old Jaclyn Smith in a heartbeat. she still looks as gorgeous as ever.

[rkmsuf]

I wouldn't have slept with Cyndi Lauper when she was 20.


I don't blame you. Captain Lou Albano had been there...

[Draft Dodger]

I don't blame you. Captain Lou Albano had been there...

I wouldn't have slept with him either.

[Desnudo]

How old is Mimi Rogers?

[rkmsuf]

48

[Franklinnoble]

Dyan Cannon is like, 67 this year. I think she's had enough plastic surgery to keep her "doable."

[rkmsuf]

Dyan Cannon is like, 67 this year. I think she's had enough plastic surgery to keep her "doable."

Not where it counts probably...

[cthomer5000]

How old is Mimi Rogers?
47.

[rkmsuf]

47.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jan 27, 1956

[Franklinnoble]

Not where it counts probably...

I dunno... there are plastic surgeons in Hollywood these days that specialize in "designer vaginas." I'd bet she's got one... at least, that's how I imagine it when I have the kleenex handy...

[rkmsuf]

I dunno... there are plastic surgeons in Hollywood these days that specialize in "designer vaginas." I'd bet she's got one... at least, that's how I imagine it when I have the kleenex handy...

Now that's something everyone should experience at least once...

[dawgfan]

Susan Sarandon, 58.

[Easy Mac]

Lindsay Lohan, 17