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Fritz
02-29-2004, 08:46 AM
Hey guys need some legal advice on a loophole that will help my beat this first degree assault charge. The bitch was really asking for it. Any help appreciated!



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The_herd
02-29-2004, 08:54 AM
You could always try the, "My wife was actually a man before the sex change" excuse. Works every time. Or so I hear.
AgPete
02-29-2004, 09:11 AM
You know where O.J. plays golf these days? He could probably give you a few pointers. ;)
SirFozzie
02-29-2004, 10:40 AM
But only if you help him find the real killers.
The_herd
02-29-2004, 10:41 AM
You know where O.J. plays golf these days? He could probably give you a few pointers. ;)

He's looking for advice on 1st degree assault, not 1st degree murder.
AgPete
02-29-2004, 11:02 AM
He's looking for advice on 1st degree assault, not 1st degree murder.

O.J. got out of both, he just had to go to court for that messy little murder incident. ;)
Shepp
02-29-2004, 11:25 AM
Two things that you would have to tell us is the state you were arrested? (domestic violence laws are different from state to state), and what the circumstances where? (what the police used for probable cause to arrest you)
The Afoci
02-29-2004, 11:30 AM
Two things that you would have to tell us is the state you were arrested? (domestic violence laws are different from state to state), and what the circumstances where? (what the police used for probable cause to arrest you)

This man has dedication. It was a joke, but if I do snap, I know who to get a hold of.
Shepp
02-29-2004, 11:37 AM
I do it for a living so I have a little experience. :D
The Afoci
02-29-2004, 11:42 AM
I do it for a living so I have a little experience. :D

Well, I guess if I want to stay on the computer when she has 'work' to do, I can now. Time to stick up for myself. :D ;)
Maple Leafs
02-29-2004, 12:59 PM
I do it for a living so I have a little experience. :DYou beat your wife for a living? How's the money in that?
Cringer
02-29-2004, 01:43 PM
You beat your wife for a living? How's the money in that?


Damn, i wanted that line........... :(
ice4277
02-29-2004, 07:06 PM
If you hire somebody to kill her, you won't have to worry about her testifying against you.
tucker342
02-29-2004, 09:31 PM
Now this is the kind of advice people need!:D
duckman
02-29-2004, 09:47 PM
"Ike Turner ain't got shit on me!"
The_herd
03-01-2004, 07:05 AM
If you hire somebody to kill her, you won't have to worry about her testifying against you.

Worked out great for Ray Carruth.
cuervo72
03-01-2004, 07:58 AM
Hey guys need some legal advice on a loophole that will help my beat this first degree assault charge. The bitch was really asking for it. Any help appreciated!


Hmm....maybe you could move to Australia, and start a catering business.