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SirFozzie
03-05-2004, 06:28 PM
Top Votegetter=Nominee. Nominee gets to choose VP.
Suicane75
03-05-2004, 11:28 PM
Now I realize this isn't the most serious thing in the world, and that it's just a game, but how the hell does someone who didn't even respond to the debate questions get 4 more votes than 2 people who did? :rolleyes:
mckerney
03-05-2004, 11:34 PM
Now I realize this isn't the most serious thing in the world, and that it's just a game, but how the hell does someone who didn't even respond to the debate questions get 4 more votes than 2 people who did? :rolleyes:

He may not have responded, though he did make some very strong points...
mckerney
03-06-2004, 12:18 AM
A vote for mckerney is like a vote for Ardent

Making a plea for the hattrick vote...
stevew
03-06-2004, 12:46 AM
WHy is he in the primary if he didnt file his position papers?
mckerney
03-06-2004, 01:36 AM
WHy is he in the primary if he didnt file his position papers?

He filed papers, he just didn't partake in the debate.
JeeberD
03-07-2004, 09:17 PM
I'm a lover, not a debater...


Actually, I meant to post my debate before I went out of town for the weekend, but I ran out of time. So sorry...
SirFozzie
03-08-2004, 04:09 PM
*bumping for the final few hours.. not a bad race ;)*
mckerney
03-08-2004, 05:40 PM
Another epic battle of Jeeber vs. MC.


Boxcars Win!!!!

:)
stevew
03-08-2004, 05:52 PM
....You know, Id be willing to throw my groundswell of support at a contender for some "considerations."


I believe we share positions on 6 issues, including Abortion, Military Funding, Military Intervention, Income Tax, and renewable energy.

Only Big gaps are in Campaign finance, affirmative action, and Guncontrol.

Plus I'm from VA.
SirFozzie
03-08-2004, 06:38 PM
Congrats to Mckerney, the Colossal Squidpendant Nominee.

Mckerney will now choose his VP, and set up a basic strategy. I suggest the Squids work together as a group for strategy.
mckerney
03-08-2004, 08:05 PM
Although I would like to ask all Squidpendants to help with the campaign, I would like to announce my VP selection is, from the great state of Texas, JeeberD.
JeeberD
03-09-2004, 01:01 AM
Hallelujah and pass the honey. MC and JeeberD in 2004!
mckerney
03-09-2004, 01:08 AM
Hallelujah and pass the honey. MC and JeeberD in 2004!

Hallelujah indeed! Jeeber and MC are unstopable, they may as well just give us the Super Bowl trophy right now!


....wait a second. We're not playing football, we're running for president as a third party candidate? Oh shit. Time to learn a thing or two about politicing then...
JeeberD
03-09-2004, 01:16 AM
Polikit...plotik...politicing? What in the hell is that?

Shit, I'm just in this for the chicks!
mckerney
03-09-2004, 01:19 AM
Polikit...plotik...politicing? What in the hell is that?

Shit, I'm just in this for the chicks!

I dunno, I think I might have made up the word. But there will be chicks there? Being it's you, you can have the redheads, because I really don't care.

I would also like to announce The Afoci as our campaign manager. I'm not real sure on your duties, but you have to have the booze ready at least 3 hours before the debates. No way am I going out there sober...
JeeberD
03-09-2004, 01:33 AM
The Afoci? Crap, now the only redheads I'll be getting are sheep that have been dyed...
mckerney
03-09-2004, 01:38 AM
The Afoci? Crap, now the only redheads I'll be getting are sheep that have been dyed...

Dude, The Afoci won't be in charge of that. Trust me, we'll get chicks.
JeeberD
03-09-2004, 01:46 AM
That's all I'm asking for, man. Well, that and some Shiner. Or dirty vodka martinis.

Hmmm, maybe that should be our campaign slogan! We like our women like we like our martinis. Very dirty...

That should win us some votes, right?
mckerney
03-09-2004, 01:59 AM
I'm pretty sure we could get Ardent to support us, so the support of the entire armed forces can't be far off.

And as far as a campaign slogan, I was thinking of something along the lines of Now is my shit together, or is my shit together?, though I'm willing to change it.
JeeberD
03-09-2004, 02:02 AM
Your slogan is much better. I've never been good at writing. Or reading. Or running. Or tyipng. But I sure am good at kicking bbor's ass at anything and everything! :D
mckerney
03-09-2004, 02:10 AM
Your slogan is much better. I've never been good at writing. Or reading. Or running. Or tyipng. But I sure am good at kicking bbor's ass at anything and everything! :D

In truth, I stole the slogan from Tarantino, but I think it works alright. I was looking at some of the dialouge from Seth Gecko, and it came down to that or All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires, which I tought might confuse people.

The kicking bbors ass is a good thing to have, though I doubt it will help much in the election. Maybe afterwards though.