Osama?

[Ben E Lou]

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</TD><TD width="80%">Pakistani president tells CNN he believes troops have surrounded al Qaeda fighters protecting "high-value target." Details soon.
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[Peregrine]

Sure hope so!

[ScottVib]

Various rumors I've heard say that Osama was actually caught a little while ago, but they have been sitting on the announcement. (The cynics say they're waiting for a more politically beneficial time to announce it)

[bigdawg2003]

the cynic in me says it isn't, but you can't rule it out

[ZXTT]

AP: Pakistan says al-Qaida No. 2 al-Zawahri surrounded near Afghan border.

[Franklinnoble]

Bah. I'll believe it when they have his head on a pole on the White House lawn.

[rkmsuf]

"Who does #2 work for? Who does #2 work for?..."

[Ben E Lou]

AP: Pakistan says al-Qaida No. 2 al-Zawahri surrounded near Afghan border.If this is the case and they capture him, I wonder how people will feel about torturing him to give up Osama. I'd say it is a given that it will happen, and we'll never know about it for sure.

[ZXTT]

If this is the case and they capture him, I wonder how people will feel about torturing him to give up Osama. I'd say it is a given that it will happen, and we'll never know about it for sure.

Yeah, although the higher they get, the harder it is to "hide" them.

[Ksyrup]

C'mon, we all *know* Bush is going to prance Osama out about a month before the election, so in order to make that ruse seem plausible, they had to let the #2 guy run around the mountains thinking he wasn't seen, so that we could capture him in enough time for people to believe that we got info out of him leading to Osama's capture in 4 months.

Or, at least, this is what I expect to hear on CNN tonight. :rolleyes:

[Ksyrup]

AP: Pakistan says al-Qaida No. 2 al-Zawahri surrounded near Afghan border.
We were acting on a tip/theory that he's a huge Gonzaga fan and would have to come out of the mountains to get decent TV reception to catch the game.

[BucDawg40]

"Who does #2 work for? Who does #2 work for?..."


"You are #6."

[rkmsuf]

I would be funny if they dragged him out of some hole clutching an NCAA bracket muttering "What happened in the Manhattan game?"...

[Rizon]

I would be funny if they dragged him out of some hole clutching an NCAA bracket muttering "What happened in the Manhattan game?"...

Florida really needs to act like they've been there before.

[Maple Leafs]

AP: Pakistan says al-Qaida No. 2 al-Zawahri surrounded near Afghan border.In a massive upset, he was turned in by al-Qaida No. 15.

[Ksyrup]

In a massive upset, he was turned in by al-Qaida No. 15.
LOL!

[Franklinnoble]

If this is the case and they capture him, I wonder how people will feel about torturing him to give up Osama. I'd say it is a given that it will happen, and we'll never know about it for sure.
A ha! I KNEW there was a reason why the "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" DVD came with Arabic subtitles.

[Ksyrup]

Florida really needs to act like they've been there before.
They have - 2001 vs. Temple (OK, that was 2nd round, but still...).

[JAG]

In a massive upset, he was turned in by al-Qaida No. 15.

Good one. :)

[CrazyRooster]

It seems some guy *almost* got him in France yesterday...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3520266.stm

[Rizon]

They have - 2001 vs. Temple (OK, that was 2nd round, but still...).

Act like you've been there before! (http://escapeclub.proboards21.com/index.cgi?board=general&num=1075491207&action=display&start=0)

[rkmsuf]

It seems some guy *almost* got him in France yesterday...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3520266.stm

That's a great defense you could apply to several situations...

[Maple Leafs]

It seems some guy *almost* got him in France yesterday...Good to see them chipping in on the War on Terror...

[stevew]

Various rumors I've heard say that Osama was actually caught a little while ago, but they have been sitting on the announcement. (The cynics say they're waiting for a more politically beneficial time to announce it)

I seriously hope you put no faith in these people. Thats totally retarded. If they found Osama, you better believe he'd be on the news the next day. Remember how happy you felt when they found Sadaam. That was a nice high that lasted until the Liberals made us feel bad about ourselves again.

[sachmo71]

I'll bet whomever it is will be dirty with cave dust and smell of bat guanno.

[WussGawd]

I wouldn't get too excited until somebody says they have him in custody. IIRC, they thought they had bin Laden cornered in Tora Bora back in late 2001. Turned out he was spoofing the NSA with decoys carrying satellite phones.

[Desnudo]

Florida really needs to act like they've been there before.

I'd like to pat myself on the back for this one. Roll on Jaspers!

[Desnudo]

I wouldn't get too excited until somebody says they have him in custody. IIRC, they thought they had bin Laden cornered in Tora Bora back in late 2001. Turned out he was spoofing the NSA with decoys carrying satellite phones.

I thought it was Rio Bravo where they had him?

[WSUCougar]

IIRC, they thought they had bin Laden cornered in Tora Bora back in late 2001. Turned out...
...that they had Toshiro Mifune in "Tora! Tora! Tora!" :D

[sabotai]

If this is the case and they capture him, I wonder how people will feel about torturing him to give up Osama. I'd say it is a given that it will happen, and we'll never know about it for sure.

Anytime someone brings up torture as a way to get information out of people, it reminds me of a line from Resevoir Dogs.

"If you torture this pig long enough, he'll tell you who started the Chicago Fire, but that doesn't necessarily make it fucking so!"

That pretty much sums up my thoughts on using torture.

[Kodos]

When it comes to scum like Osama and his top guys, I'm all in favor of cruel and unusual punishment.

[Desnudo]

When it comes to scum like Osama and his top guys, I'm all in favor of cruel and unusual punishment.

Like reading a complete history of George Bush's speeches verbatim? That would be both cruel and unusual.

[WussGawd]

...that they had Toshiro Mifune in "Tora! Tora! Tora!" :D

ROFL. That'd explain a few things. Like how come Disney decided to put out that turd of an update to the Pearl Harbor story.

[WussGawd]

I seriously hope you put no faith in these people. Thats totally retarded. If they found Osama, you better believe he'd be on the news the next day. Remember how happy you felt when they found Sadaam. That was a nice high that lasted until the Liberals made us feel bad about ourselves again.

If nothing else, it'd be on Al-Jazeera fifteen minutes after Pakistan did it.

[WussGawd]

That's a great defense you could apply to several situations...

Didn't work in Arizona when some moron offed a Sikh gas station attendant on 9/12/01.

[Kodos]

I seriously hope you put no faith in these people. Thats totally retarded. If they found Osama, you better believe he'd be on the news the next day. Remember how happy you felt when they found Sadaam. That was a nice high that lasted until the Liberals made us feel bad about ourselves again.

Those damned Liberals are always ruining everything. **Kodos shakes fist angrily at nearest Liberal, then realizes he is looking in a mirror. Kodos shrugs his shoulders, then proceeds to shake fist once more.**

[Desnudo]

I think you should give yourself a good tongue lashing while you're at it.

[JonInMiddleGA]

I think you should give yourself a good tongue lashing while you're at it.
Umm ... if he could manage that feat of contortion, I seriously doubt he'd be spending very much time typing messages around here.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Ksyrup]

Take it to the Juggling thread.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

Wire reports say that there is heavy fighting in that area right now and that a massive airstrike is on the way . In any case God help those poor boy on both sides that have been killed or will be in the coming days .

[GrantDawg]

Umm ... if he could manage that feat of contortion, I seriously doubt he'd be spending very much time typing messages around here.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Great one, Jon.

[MJ4H]

Take it to the Juggling thread.

$#%&@#$*

[Anthony]

C'mon, we all *know* Bush is going to prance Osama out about a month before the election, so in order to make that ruse seem plausible, they had to let the #2 guy run around the mountains thinking he wasn't seen, so that we could capture him in enough time for people to believe that we got info out of him leading to Osama's capture in 4 months.

Or, at least, this is what I expect to hear on CNN tonight. :rolleyes:

i agree with half of that. i do believe we have a very good idea of Osama's location, but are a step or two away. with the rest of the world starting to get brave and think who they are now is not the time to sit on a valuable commodity such as Osama - if we know where he is it's in our best interests to capture him and renew global support or whatever is left of it. he should be caught before spring is over.

i don't think Bush would let him run around if he knew where he was. too risky for further tragedies. it doesn't make sense Bush would take all these black eyes and try to save face by "finding" Osama at the 11th hour.

[Axxon]

I seriously hope you put no faith in these people. Thats totally retarded. If they found Osama, you better believe he'd be on the news the next day. Remember how happy you felt when they found Sadaam. That was a nice high that lasted until the Liberals made us feel bad about ourselves again.

I really didn't feel happy when they found Saddam. I was surprised, glad that was over with, etc but bottom line is, I felt in the bigger picture it was meaningless. What made it VERY meaningless was because Osama was still out there and it bothered me to see us beating our chests when our true enemy was still out there. I understood the emotion but I didn't feel any of it.

So, if they find Osama the level of emotion I'll feel compared to the Saddam capture will be like comparing a nuclear explosion to a sparkler and believe me, I really want to feel that emotion because sometimes I doubt I have it in me any more.

[Peregrine]

I certainly expect that we'll capture or kill Osama eventually, and hopefully that we'll find a lot of intelligence info that will let us bust up other terrorist cells. It would be a major victory in the war on terrorism, no doubt. But with the spread of terrorist plans, technology, and money throughout the world, there's no doubt in my mind that terrorist attacks will continue, other groups will form, etc.

[nfg22]

Read in the local papers here that Bush said he would have Osama in 1 year because they had some good information. All I have to say is GO BUSH!!!


DIE BUSH HATERS!!!1

[stevew]

I really didn't feel happy when they found Saddam. I was surprised, glad that was over with, etc but bottom line is, I felt in the bigger picture it was meaningless. What made it VERY meaningless was because Osama was still out there and it bothered me to see us beating our chests when our true enemy was still out there. I understood the emotion but I didn't feel any of it.

So, if they find Osama the level of emotion I'll feel compared to the Saddam capture will be like comparing a nuclear explosion to a sparkler and believe me, I really want to feel that emotion because sometimes I doubt I have it in me any more.

Man, we have the 21st century Hitler in custody, and you werent happy? Fuck, I was happy for at least 3-4 days. We have the fuck in custody.

Compared to Sadaam, Osama aint shit.

[sabotai]

Man, we have the 21st century Hitler in custody, and you werent happy? Fuck, I was happy for at least 3-4 days. We have the fuck in custody.

Compared to Sadaam, Osama aint shit.

But Osama's the one who attacked us...

And Saddam isn't anywhere near what Hitler was.

[Peregrine]

Man, we have the 21st century Hitler in custody

Sheesh, even our murderous dictators aren't as good anymore! In the old days, my grandpappy walked to school 10 miles in the snow, uphill both ways, and the dictators killed millions!

[Axxon]

Man, we have the 21st century Hitler in custody, and you werent happy? Fuck, I was happy for at least 3-4 days. We have the fuck in custody.

Compared to Sadaam, Osama aint shit.

Comparing Saddam to Hitler shows me a sad lack of historical perspective. There's really no comparison between the two. Its sad that people glibly throw out Hitler to emphasize their point no matter how irrelevant the comparison. I don't mean just you of course but this is a classic example.

Also, Saddam was an old man hiding in a hole. Osama is the billionaire mastermind of an organization that kills indiscriminately and without warning and poses the very real threat to strike again. We thought he wasn't shit after the first tower attack and let it slide. He proved us wrong; more than once since then.

Now, Saddam may well have ruled his hole with an iron fist but to say that he posed a threat to us in any real fashion any more would be stretching it almost as much as comparing him to Hitler.

In other words, your second comparison is invalid too. It could and may well have given us some nice intel but that's the only thing it did realistically and that's just not something to get too excited about when a rich madman, with a worldwide organization, who has cost the US more lives in the 21st century than Saddam, is still on the loose.

Maybe it's just me but I just wasn't that impressed when we got Saddam.

[sachmo71]

Comparing Saddam to Hitler shows me a sad lack of historical perspective. There's really no comparison between the two. Its sad that people glibly throw out Hitler to emphasize their point no matter how irrelevant the comparison. I don't mean just you of course but this is a classic example.


There are relevant comparisons between the two. *shrug*

[Axxon]

There are relevant comparisons between the two. *shrug*

Don't shrug, elaborate. State some comparisons. I'll listen.

[sachmo71]

There is ample material on the web, but here is one most people miss...

They both have horrible mustaches.

[Axxon]

There is ample material on the web, but here is one most people miss...

They both have horrible mustaches.

Axxon surrenders. Oops, I mean France surrenders. I mean, Neville surrenders. Oh I don't know. Carry on.

[sachmo71]

:D