OT - Grandpa says dumbest thing ever

[Flasch186]

Tonight, at dinner with Grandpa and the parents at Red Lobster (of course) grandpa says, "Suicide Bombers are a good thing. Everytime they blow themselves up there is one less suicide bomber." He wasnt joking, this was his actual theory. I had nothing to say at that point. Mom threw out, gingerly, "what about all the innocent people that are killed?" I focused in on my lobster tail. Top that for dumbest thing ever said.

[Pumpy Tudors]

"Hey, guys! Watch this!"

[ShovelMonkey]

If only grandpa had mentioned "Premature detonators..."

[Blackadar]

That's pretty stupid.

My own Father, when he recieved his new DVD player this Christmas, asked, "how do you rewind the DVDs? There's no rewind button on this damn thing!"

[Rizon]

Then you should have told gramps: "If it weren't for all those suicide bombers, the dinosaurs would still be here."

[GrantDawg]

That is dumb, but I've heard worse. I would give you examples, but I don't want to be accused of trolling. :)

[cwilloughby]

Ouch man!

I feel for ya. I probably would have handled it the same way.

[Bad-example]

Wow. That's right up there with "Art Monk belongs in the Hall of Fame". ;)

[Buddy Grant]

That Grandpa you got there is some jerkass.

[stevew]

Why do they call them "suicide bombers" when they commit Homicide? THey should be at least Murder-Suicide bombers.

[Lucky Jim]

I guess they are better than bombers that take the same number of lives and survive to lather, rinse, repeat...

[QuikSand]

You go to Red Lobster, you get what you deserve.

[Sun Tzu]

You go to Red Lobster, you get what you deserve.

Precisely. If you play the tune, you've got to pay the piper my friend.

[/roddypiper]

[WSUCougar]

"Let's see how close we can get our heads to the moving train."