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WSUCougar
03-26-2004, 03:18 PM
...and it's a 4-eared kitten.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/TECH/science/03/26/four.eared.kitten.reut/story.kitten.jpg
GARMISCH-PARTENKIRCHEN, Germany (Reuters) -- A four-eared German kitten has been given a new home after a German animal shelter was deluged with requests to adopt the animal born six months ago with the genetic defect.

"We wanted to make sure the people were looking for a normal cat and not a gag to make an exhibition out of her," Enrico Schlag, a worker at the Garmisch-Partenkirchen animal shelter, said on Thursday.

"We've found a completely normal family for her that has already adopted cats from us in the past."

The shelter in the foothills of the Alps in southern Germany received dozens of calls after local media published pictures of Lilly. Reuters, which reported the kitten's search for a home on Wednesday, also received numerous offers from readers around the world eager to adopt her or make donations to the shelter.

Tessy Loedermann, head of the shelter, said Lilly will first be spayed and held at the shelter for another two weeks.

AgPete
03-26-2004, 03:19 PM
Ray??

WSUCougar
03-26-2004, 03:20 PM
What did you do, Ray?!?

AgPete
03-26-2004, 03:22 PM
I think I'm going to go buy that DVD this weekend. Great movie. :)

WSUCougar
03-26-2004, 03:29 PM
It's one of my all-time favorites.

Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal...
Venkman: Right, that's bad. Okay, alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

KWhit
03-26-2004, 03:33 PM
Bill Murray might just be the funniest man alive.

Sun Tzu
03-26-2004, 03:36 PM
Suck in the guts guys, we're the ghostbusters.

Wolfpack
03-26-2004, 03:37 PM
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

Coffee Warlord
03-26-2004, 03:47 PM
It's right here Ray. It's looking at me.

WSUCougar
03-26-2004, 03:47 PM
Ugly little spud, isn't he?

Coffee Warlord
03-26-2004, 03:49 PM
I think he can hear you Ray.

WSUCougar
03-26-2004, 03:51 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He slimed me.

sachmo71
03-26-2004, 03:56 PM
Egon, your mucus.

AgPete
03-26-2004, 03:58 PM
One of my favorite lines in the sequel -

"You're not going to try one of those old tired cheap come-on lines with me again are you?"

"Ohhhh no, I have all NEW cheap come-on lines."

WSUCougar
03-26-2004, 04:15 PM
You will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters...

33sherman
03-26-2004, 04:21 PM
"Gozor the traveler. He will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Voldroni the traveler came as a large and moving torgue! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKentric supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant slor! Many shugs and zuels knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slor that day I can tell you." - Vince Klorto, Keymaster of Gozor

AgPete
03-26-2004, 04:23 PM
"Gozor the traveler. He will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Voldroni the traveler came as a large and moving torgue! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKentric supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant slor! Many shugs and zuels knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slor that day I can tell you." - Vince Klorto, Keymaster of Gozor

ROFL! I can't help but cracking up reading that line because I can remember exactly how he says it. :D

WSUCougar
03-26-2004, 04:27 PM
For a long while, when my toddler son would hand us random items (toys, mostly), my wife and I would say "Thanks, Vinz" in reference to the scene where he hands the lamp to Egon.

-Mojo Jojo-
03-26-2004, 04:38 PM
Peter: "Are you, Alice, menstruating?"
Librarian: "What's that got to do with anything?"
Peter: "Back off man, I'm a scientist."

ScottVib
03-26-2004, 04:45 PM
It smells like barbequed dog hair.... oh sorry Peter.

WSUCougar
03-26-2004, 07:40 PM
So, she's a dog.

heybrad
03-27-2004, 08:21 AM
Ray: Everything was fine, until the powergrid was shut off by dickless here.
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter: Yes it's true, this man has no dick.

ScottVib
03-27-2004, 11:57 AM
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's my client and she sleeps above her covers- four feet above her covers. She barks, she drools...

The_herd
03-27-2004, 12:01 PM
Interestingly enough, I'm headed to Garmisch next Saturday. I'll be on the lookout for the 4-eared beast.

JeeberD
03-27-2004, 01:10 PM
Interestingly enough, I'm headed to Garmisch next Saturday. I'll be on the lookout for the 4-eared beast.

Lucky bastard.

I wanna go visit Germany again... :(

The_herd
03-27-2004, 01:14 PM
Garmisch is probably the nicest place I've been to. You can ski the Alps, play golf on a beautiful course, or do just about anything you can imagine outdoors. Plus Munich is only about 40 minutes away by train.

WSUCougar
03-27-2004, 01:16 PM
Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

Coffee Warlord
03-27-2004, 01:22 PM
Successful test!

ScottVib
03-27-2004, 05:20 PM
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Nice Shootin' Tex!

-Mojo Jojo-
03-27-2004, 06:38 PM
I looked at the trap, Ray!

Coffee Warlord
03-27-2004, 07:03 PM
If there's a steady paycheck involved, I'll believe in anything you say.

AgPete
03-28-2004, 07:10 AM
"You mean you never had a Slinky?"

"We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it."

WSUCougar
03-28-2004, 10:16 AM
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

Wolfpack
03-29-2004, 10:54 AM
"Gozer the Gozerian! Good evening! On behalf of the city, county, and state of New York, I ask you to cease all supernatural activity and return to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"

"That ought to do it, thanks very much, Ray!"

AgPete
03-29-2004, 12:00 PM
"Um, your honor. I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Ok, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was stuck in an elevator for 3 hours, and had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them, because one day I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."

Coffee Warlord
03-29-2004, 12:15 PM
Nobody steps on a church in my town!

TargetPractice6
03-29-2004, 01:21 PM
Peter: I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people... actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule.

-Mojo Jojo-
03-29-2004, 01:24 PM
Mayor: What do you mean "biblical"?
Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon: Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos!
Winston: The dead rising from the grave!
Peter: Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

rkmsuf
03-29-2004, 01:27 PM
yes it's true, this man has no dick. At least that's what I heard...

TargetPractice6
03-29-2004, 01:29 PM
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

-Mojo Jojo-
03-29-2004, 02:43 PM
Peter: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Egon: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

WSUCougar
03-29-2004, 07:43 PM
Sorry about the "bug eyes."

fantastic flying froggies
04-01-2004, 02:50 AM
This whole thread is a fake. This purrferctly normal cat only has 2 ears, and we can see both of them on that picture... Now where would the other 2 be, I ask you ?

WSUCougar
04-01-2004, 10:04 AM
It's technical.

sachmo71
04-01-2004, 10:43 AM
"That's a big twinkie."

gi
04-01-2004, 11:40 AM
Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!

WSUCougar
04-01-2004, 12:52 PM
Nimble little minx!