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WSUCougar
04-13-2004, 11:12 AM
My wife just called my boss and told him that my "Rider of Rohan" moniker is the property of J.R.R. Tolkien Enterprises, and/or Peter Jackson, and that I am in violation of an agreement not to:

1. eat Cheetos
2. own a gun (or shoot one at a target range, or during a home invasion)
3. play multiplayer OOTP 6.0
4. think, believe, or otherwise insinuate that baseball has more strategy involved than college football or curling
5. watch The Alamo or any other movie in which John Wayne wears a coonskin cap

That is all.
fantastic flying froggies
04-13-2004, 11:20 AM
I think this thread is in real danger of being locked...

:D
fantastic flying froggies
04-13-2004, 11:20 AM
Oh, and you forgot to mention ants and socks, both black...
Ksyrup
04-13-2004, 11:22 AM
Oh, and you forgot to mention ants and socks, both black...
The one thing I got out of that thread was to use a white sock. That way, you can clearly see the ants, either red or black.
WSUCougar
04-13-2004, 11:24 AM
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: NO ONE CAN HELP ME????????
Butter
04-13-2004, 11:28 AM
The one thing I got out of that thread was to use a white sock. That way, you can clearly see the ants, either red or black.

The thing I got out of that thread is that if you have severe pain during masturbation, don't fret. Just wait a few seconds then go back to it...
Ksyrup
04-13-2004, 11:28 AM
What you posted was a statement, not a cry for help. Although I think that's implicit in most of your posts. ;)
WSUCougar
04-13-2004, 11:30 AM
Ksyrup---> http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=24334
wishbone
04-13-2004, 11:34 AM
Your wife and your boss are two seperate people? Wierd...
Fritz
04-13-2004, 12:26 PM
This calls for ...... THE CHIPPAH!
Ksyrup
04-13-2004, 12:28 PM
Ksyrup---> http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=24334

Must have missed that thread.
Desnudo
04-13-2004, 12:40 PM
My wife just called my boss and told him that my "Rider of Rohan" moniker is the property of J.R.R. Tolkien Enterprises, and/or Peter Jackson, and that I am in violation of an agreement not to:

1. eat Cheetos
2. own a gun (or shoot one at a target range, or during a home invasion)
3. play multiplayer OOTP 6.0
4. think, believe, or otherwise insinuate that baseball has more strategy involved than college football or curling
5. watch The Alamo or any other movie in which John Wayne wears a coonskin cap

That is all.

WTF are you talking about?

That is all.
timmae
04-13-2004, 12:43 PM
This calls for ...... THE CHIPPAH!

are you talking golf my man?!?!?