This is too scary and too funny. You will not believe this.

[Ben E Lou]

This morning, I left the house before my wife woke up. She just called me at the office to tell me this:

"Ok, honey. You're not going to believe what I dreamt last night. I had a dream that I was walking in the woods, and ran across this tent where two survivalists were living. They were husband and wife. The husband looked like a mountain man type, and the wife looked like she was Indian/near Eastern but also accustomed to life in the wild. They had tons of anti-government, anarchist, anti-tax-paying pamphletts scattered around the tent, but somehow they had electric power and computers hooked up. They told me that their names were 'wignasty' and 'wignifty.'"

This is so wrong and so funny on SOOOOOOO many levels.... :D

[SirFozzie]

*blink* *blink*

WHAFUCK????

[3ric]

Have you been talking in your sleep again? ;)

[The Afoci]

Odd, I dream of your patriotic shorts nearly every night and imagine you telling me to "Shut yo mouth!"

[rkmsuf]

I guess that's better than a dream about a cetain other former poster hitting on her on-line.

[Senator]

Were they cocky and funny?

[Subby]

They are like Akbar and Jeff. Brothers or lovers...or both!

[Franklinnoble]

Were they wearing robes and wizard hats?

[Subby]

Or fezes and hairshirts?

[fantastic flying froggies]

I do sincerely hope there was no trouts involved...

[WussGawd]

Skydog, is your wife on any prescription painkillers at the moment? I remember being on Percocet once for a few days when recovering from surgery, but even that tripped out I never came up with something quite this weird. :)

[The Afoci]

Percocet is a great drug. :)

[Easy Mac]

Good thing she didn't tell you about the dream she had the night before involving the wigs...

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Percocet is a great drug. :)
Introveneous Morphine is better.

[The Afoci]

Introveneous Morphine is better.

Good luck finding that in Fargo.

[WSUCougar]

So which wig is Grizzly Adams and which one is Mother Theresa?

I have my suspicions...

[stevew]

Wig is noticeably absent here in this thread cause he and Wigneedy had a child on thursday.

[Tigercat]

Hmm so Skydogs wife had a dream about Wig and a significant Wigother, around when Wig's wife was having a baby. I'm scared.

[Glengoyne]

When I read about a wife coming across a tent in the woods, I was certain the phrase Penthouse Forum would follow shortly.

[wig]

MrsDog is dreaming about me. Sweet. :)

[cthomer5000]

I don't know how I missed this last week... but it's hilarious.

[WSUCougar]

MrsDog is dreaming about me. Sweet.
Not if this is you:
"...and the wife looked like she was Indian/near Eastern but also accustomed to life in the wild." :D

[fantastic flying froggies]

Man, this thread was safely buried and somebody had to go and dig it up...

[sachmo71]

Man, this thread was safely buried and somebody had to go and dig it up...

Well, it is sort of about him. And strange, too.