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BigJohn&TheLions
04-28-2004, 04:36 PM
Just thought I'd start one of these cocky and funny parody type threads. Still, I laugh at Cry-baby, Maurice "Leon" Clarett.... There's no I in team. "Yeah, well there ain't no we either." Sounds like a Clarett line to me...
WSUCougar
04-28-2004, 04:46 PM
I blame Fritz.
BigJohn&TheLions
04-28-2004, 04:53 PM
I blame Fritz.

I can't blame Fritz. He has had enough to deal with since his tragic fishing accident.
KWhit
04-28-2004, 07:41 PM
This is by far the funniest parody thread I've seen in a while.

Well done.
Fritz
04-28-2004, 08:22 PM
It was a great title, but lacked body. The lack of substance behind the title is the problem with the recent blast of "parody" threads. Of course many of them lack a good title as well.
SFL Cat
04-28-2004, 09:37 PM
He can't...he's too old.
QuikSand
04-29-2004, 02:18 AM
He can't...he's too old.

He behaves like a three year old.
JeeberD
04-29-2004, 02:21 AM
I thought that you didn't understand the hatred of Clarrett...
BigJohn&TheLions
04-29-2004, 03:27 AM
It was a great title, but lacked body. The lack of substance behind the title is the problem with the recent blast of "parody" threads. Of course many of them lack a good title as well.

Well, I could have taken the time to write an excellent story of Clarett's chances in the derby and how he won't be able to feed his family if he isn't allowed to run because he can't get any job that doesn't have running involved. He tried, but he misspelled "Mcdawneldz" on the application...

But sometimes I just don't have the proper amount of time at work.
QuikSand
04-29-2004, 07:43 AM
I thought that you didn't understand the hatred of Clarrett...

I'm not asking for him to be horsewhipped, like many others. But I'm not defending him as anything but a smarmy jerk. I see a middle ground.
Ksyrup
04-29-2004, 08:01 AM
I'm not asking for him to be horsewhipped...

If he wins this lawsuit, though, that's exactly what would happen. Who'd be his jockey, anyway? My vote goes to Shorty.
QuikSand
04-29-2004, 08:05 AM
If he wins this lawsuit, though, that's exactly what would happen.

The double entendre was intentional.
Ksyrup
04-29-2004, 08:11 AM
Sometimes I need things spelled out for me. As long as that particular one wasn't intended to be sexual in nature, that is...