It's...her period!

[sabotai]

Yes, I am pleased to announce that once again, the woman I have regular "relations" with has gone on the rag. Another successful month of not getting her pregnant. :)

[WSUCougar]

TMI

[korme]

TLI

I demand more

[rkmsuf]

It's like your own personal casino

[sovereignstar]

I can almost guarantee you that with each coming month your players are going to become more motivated to slip one past the goalie. :)

[Franklinnoble]

Yes, I am pleased to announce that once again, the woman I have regular "relations" with has gone on the rag. Another successful month of not getting her pregnant. :)
You're probably sterile.

Lucky bastard.

[sabotai]

You're probably sterile.

Lucky bastard.

I wouldn't be surprised. With the amount of jacking off I have done in my life, my two sperm factories down there have probably run out of raw materials. :)

[WSUCougar]

Waaaaaaaaaaay TMI

[Ksyrup]

Ants and socks.

[Surtt]

Russian roulette, dude.
At the minimum your gambling with 1/4 of your earnings for the next 18 years.

[WSUCougar]

Who says romance is dead?

[vex]

This is an odd thread.

[sabotai]

Russian roulette, dude.
At the minimum your gambling with 1/4 of your earnings for the next 18 years.

I don't earn that much for it to be just 1/4th. Besides, we use birth control (I know it's not 100%, but it's a bit better than the 1-6 odds of russian roulette. :) )

[Ksyrup]

Now that we've had #2, we're trying to decide how NOT to have #3. As difficult as it was for us to have #2 (2+ years of trying), it would be just my luck to resort to condoms and have her pregnant in less than 6 months! The full-proof options aren't that appealing, though.

[sabotai]

Ants and socks.

I'll have you know that I use kleenex now instead of socks.

[sabotai]

Now that we've had #2, we're trying to decide how NOT to have #3. As difficult as it was for us to have #2 (2+ years of trying), it would be just my luck to resort to condoms and have her pregnant in less than 6 months!

...with triplets.

[Ksyrup]

Exactly!

[Surtt]

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

[DanGarion]

I can almost guarantee you that with each coming month your players are going to become more motivated to slip one past the goalie. :)
Fortunately that's one of the top 10 most difficult things to do is sports!!!

[sabotai]

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

Damn, then we should have had like 20 kids by now...

[Ksyrup]

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.
Since we're married, that changes the equation, and we'll only average 2 pregnancies every 60 years! Woohoo!

[Surtt]

we'll only average 2 pregnancies every 60 years!

Sounds like my ex.

[WSUCougar]

Since we're married, that changes the equation, and we'll only average 2 pregnancies every 60 years! Woohoo!GOLD :D

[Draft Dodger]

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

4 times in the same week?
Where do I sign up?

[WSUCougar]

Maybe Surtt was referring to that horny, homicidal horse.

[Samdari]

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

The "percent effective" numbers quoted for birth control are per year of using it, not per act.

I.e. the pill, at 99% effective, has 1% of women using it as their only birth control method get pregnant each year.

[Surtt]

Maybe Surtt was referring to that horny, homicidal horse.

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[korme]

Maybe Surtt was referring to that horny, homicidal horse.
you got me crackin up on that one wsu

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[oykib]

Even most of that 1% is made up of misuse of the devices and or general stupidity. Also, you have to combine a defective condaom with one of her fertile periods (no pun intended) to hit the jackpot.

[kcchief19]

The "percent effective" numbers quoted for birth control are per year of using it, not per act.

I.e. the pill, at 99% effective, has 1% of women using it as their only birth control method get pregnant each year.So, at 4 sex acts per week, to have two kids a year, you'd have to have sex once with 200 different women. Ay carumba!

The Marble of the Obvious goes to whomever makes the first Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain joke.

[JeeberD]

It's...her period!

It's always a big relief, isn't it?

[McSweeny]

It's always a big relief, isn't it?

nothing like a nervous month here or there

[pennywisesb]

nothing like a nervous month here or there
try 2 months one time.... that was alittle iffy for awhile until the day came and we both rejoiced! apparently she just went irregular for some reason.

[Ragone]

He puts the biscuit in the basket!

That should be the title of the thread you make in the dynasty section :)

[Airhog]

ah, there is no greater sight than a woman bleeding after having 30 straight days of unprotected sex!

[SackAttack]

ah, there is no greater sight than a woman bleeding after having 30 straight days of unprotected sex!

Are you sure that's her period?

[McSweeny]

Are you sure that's her period?

hahaha

i was trying to think of a witty respones to this, but you beat me to it :)

[Airhog]

pretty sure, after have sex with fritz for 4 weeks straight KY gave me a lifetime supply of KY