Fair Warning is Being Given....NOW

[RendeR]

To all those who want to know.....









WE"RE PREGNANT!!!!




HOOOOZAAAAAA!




there will be a lil RendeR Jr running around here in about 8 and a half months time =)


WEEEeeeeeeeeeee




Ren

[Arles]

Congrats!

[Draft Dodger]

there will be a lil RendeR Jr running around here in about 8 and a half months time =)


congrats. we're due January 4th. We're you guys celebrating the hockey playoffs too? :D

[Kodos]

Awwwww. Renderlings are so cute!

[Danny]

We're you guys celebrating the hockey playoffs too? :D

Good thing you got busy early as the Av's didn't last too long.




Congrats to both of you :)

[Marc Vaughan]

Many congratulations .....

[Raven Hawk]

I'd like to see a rendering of this renderling . . . :D


Congrats!

[Telle]

congrats. we're due January 4th. We're you guys celebrating the hockey playoffs too? :D

No, Sabres didn't even make it into the playoffs this year (although they were very close).

[Eaglesfan27]

Congratulations! DD, I believe January 4th is a very good birthday ;)

[Easy Mac]

Santa will be so happy there will be another Render to pull his sleigh

[JeeberD]

Congrats! :)

[ice4277]

Congrats man! :cool:

[SFL Cat]

Congrats! Get ready for a life changing event (I should know -- 3 times over)

[MizzouRah]

What a feeling! Congrats!!


Todd

[mordhiem]

We're pregnant??? ;)

Congratulations!

[WussGawd]

Hmm. Strongly suspect Mrs. RendeR's going to be asking "what's this "WE" thing in a few months.

Congratulations! :)

[sachmo71]

Congrats!

[Ksyrup]

Way to go!

Although I have to tell you, in 8.5 months, that baby won't be running anywhere. Just a whole lot of sleeping, eating, pooping, and crying. Trust me.

Our new one is doing something our first one almost never did - waiting until the diaper is off to poop and pee. We had a sitcom going earlier tonight - 4 separate times she pooped, 4 times I cleaned it and thought the worst was over. Guess again. And then she peed all over the brand new diaper. She even did a bit of projectile pooping onto the side of the table. If I hadn't been laughing so hard, I would have been crying.

[Vince]

Great news...congratulations buddy!

[kcchief19]

Congrats. If you find out who did it, kick him in the nuts for me, too. ;)

[BlingBlingKilla]

i had my jimmy hat rip once too.

my woman tends to think the condom was half empty, i like to think it was half full. 3 weeks later we got our answer.

Good for you tho.

[Craptacular]

How soon will he/she be kicking my butt in FOFC NASCAR? Tellerender is a nice name.

[judicial clerk]

Congratulations. What a great time to be a man.

[korme]

Telle, the first pregnant FOFC member! Monumental day here at FOFC.

[tucker342]

Congrats!:)

[WSUCougar]

Great news!

[LionsFan10]

She even did a bit of projectile pooping onto the side of the table.

LOL, I haven't laughed so hard at a single line here in a LONG time. Thank you, Ksyrup.

[cuervo72]

:D

[JAG]

Congrats RendeR and Telle. :)

[Ksyrup]

LOL, I haven't laughed so hard at a single line here in a LONG time. Thank you, Ksyrup.
I'm gald someone got a laugh out of that situation.

Actually, by that point, I was laughing as well. It was serious sitcom material, it would happen, I'd clean it, and when I turned around, it was as if it mysteriously re-appeared and I had never cleaned it. Lucky for me, she was turned to the side, or I would have been the target.

It's that terrific newborn crap, too, all mustard-yellow and seedy (she's past the black/green tar stuff at this point). The kind that you need the Shout spray bottle on your holster at all times, prepared to spray, or else you're never getting that stain out of whatever it happens to hit.

OK, now...who else wants to have kids? :D ;)

[WSUCougar]

The kind that you need the Shout spray bottle on your holster at all times, prepared to spray, or else you're never getting that stain out of whatever it happens to hit.
So what else you got on your holster, there, Billy the Kid? :D

[Telle]

Telle, the first pregnant FOFC member! Monumental day here at FOFC.

Wow, I feel REALLY special now :D

[WSUCougar]

Got any cravings yet?

Be sure to send RendeR out for those midnight craving runs...

[Telle]

Got any cravings yet?

Be sure to send RendeR out for those midnight craving runs...

No not yet. Might start making some up though to keep things interesting :)


Oh, and I think you all should know that we haven't even told our families yet, but as soon as we knew Render just had to tell all of you. Now is that FOFC dedication or what?

[SirFozzie]

We feel special..

And please forgive the pun.. but when you get an ultrasound.. will the FCC go after you and Render?

After all you're showing a naked baby on er... Telle-vision? :)

(Grin, DUCK, RUNNNNNN!!!)

[condors]

congrats!

[WSUCougar]

Ugh. Somebody zap SirFozzie with the stun gun, please.

[SirFozzie]

(chuckles madly)

The PUNMASTER Strikes again!

[Leonidas]

Great stuff! I hope you are at least half as happy with your children as I am with mine, because mine please me beyond any material things.

[Franklinnoble]

No photos of the conception?

[RendeR]

No photos of the conception?



*ZAPS Franklinnoble's tender parts with the aforementioned stun gun*


down boy, thats MY Telle, I don't like to share ;)