Sex to Die for

[Fritz]

from a buddy, no link provided:


Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

May 28, 10:51 am ET

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

[VPI97]

Why did the hen cross the road?


To get away from the Zambian man trying to fuck it.

[cuervo72]

What a barbaric culture...taking it out on the hen. The hen was a victim!

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I'd also like to know how the man thought he'd explain his wife's murder, but counldn't explain the hen...

[Surtt]

[QUOTE=cuervo72]What a barbaric culture...taking it out on the hen. The hen was a victim!

How do you know the hen didn't consent.

[Fritz]

it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

[Franklinnoble]

I hear the hen was drunk, and was dressed all slutty and stuff... it was practically asking for it.

[Franklinnoble]

it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken
I dwell in darkness without you...

[Maple Leafs]

I think we need to know the hen's sexual history before we can judge his guilt or innocence.

[cthomer5000]

That isn't the first cock that hen has seen. (*rim-shot*)

[Surtt]

Wouldn't be the first chick to get caught with a married man.

[Bonegavel]

maybe i'm just naive or inexperienced in fowl-boffing, but is this even possible?

[Suicane75]

maybe i'm just naive or inexperienced in fowl-boffing, but is this even possible?

Not only possible, but alot of fun.

[rkmsuf]

aside from all the pecking it's quite a rush

[Suicane75]

don't forget to wrap their feet.

[cthomer5000]

maybe i'm just naive or inexperienced in fowl-boffing, but is this even possible?
If an egg can come out of there, I'd imagine the answer is "yes."

[Maple Leafs]

don't forget to wrap their feet.A guy comes off the golf course with scratches all over his face. "What happened," asks his buddy. "Oh," the guy says, "I blew an eagle on the 18th."

[rkmsuf]

Guy took MILF way too literally.

[Fritz]

I dwell in darkness without you...


you can;t know how long I wanted to have someone say that. Pity it had to be you.

[RawIsDan]

maybe i'm just naive or inexperienced in fowl-boffing, but is this even possible?

Check out Barnyard Follies. It's amazing the types of movies you see while on a med-cruise. :eek:

[WSUCougar]

Damn, this thread is hilarious.

Sign seen in Zambia:

TRY OUR OMELETTES!

[SplitPersonality1]

It's threads like these that really make me wonder about Fritz's "Oink, oink, baby." sig.

[SplitPersonality1]

maybe i'm just naive or inexperienced in fowl-boffing, but....?

Funniest line I've read in a very, long time. Can you imagine someone saying this IRL?

[sachmo71]

I wonder what their babies would look like?

"Chicken Lady loves life!"

[WSUCougar]

I just want to take this opportunity to post the image of the infamous chicken McNoggin, found in a 6-piece of McNuggets not so long ago...
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/email/pictures/mcnoggin.jpg

[JonInMiddleGA]

I just want to take this opportunity to post the image of the infamous chicken McNoggin, found in a 6-piece of McNuggets not so long ago...
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/friedrat.htm

(Yeah, it's kinda sorta true ... maybe. And it's been around since Nov. 2004)

[Surtt]

Sexy....

[sabotai]

Don't be so hard on the guy. He was just trying to motivate the village to learn to read.

[SplitPersonality1]

(Yeah, it's kinda sorta true ... maybe. And it's been around since Nov. 2004)

Let's do the timewarp again..... :)

[WSUCougar]

Could one say that Jon is counting his chickens before they're hatched?

[sabotai]

Let's do the timewarp again..... :)

It's just a jump to the left

[MacroGuru]

It's Chic-fil-a's newest advertising campaign.

Fok Mor Chikin

http://www.utahwolverines.org/3-cows.jpg

[Fritz]

Funniest line I've read in a very, long time. Can you imagine someone saying this IRL?

absolutely

[SplitPersonality1]

OK. Anyone besides Fritz.

[Franklinnoble]

OK. Anyone besides Fritz.
Somebody ping The Afoci.

[Fritz]

Somebody ping The Afoci.


you know, I can imagine it being said. Afoci can imagine saying it. There is a difference.

[Ksyrup]

I was interested in seeing a link to this story, so I google-news'd it and came up with several Indian/Russian/California links (there's a joke in that somewhere). All of them had the same exact story, except this one from Russia, complete with picture, no less:


<TABLE width="100%" border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR><TD>Resident of Zambia had sex with chicken</TD></TR><TR><TD><NOBR>05/28/2004 20:48</NOBR></TD></TR><TR><TD align=justify>http://english.pravda.ru/img/2004/05/hen.jpg50-year old resident of town Chongvi (50 kilometers from Lusaka, capital of Zambia, Africa) was having sex with hen in his cottage.
His wife heard suspicious sounds, came into the room and saw the man in the midst of his sexual intercourse with the bird.

The man got angry because the wife prevented him from finishing his business, and tried to kill the woman. She ran away and called neighbors for help.

After the fact of sex with the bird was revealed, the man hang himself, and people killed the attractive hen.


I'm thinking this isn't as isolated an incident as we think it might be...


</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[TroyF]

Finger licken good? Has that one been taken yet?

[WSUCougar]

Finger licken good? Has that one been taken yet?
Months on the shelf, and Troy emerges from hibernation for this?!?

:D:D:D

[Ksyrup]

Kountry Fucked Chicken.

Not quite what the Colonel had in mind...

[korme]

TROYF!!

[WSUCougar]

Easy now, Shorty. It's not like he's an attractive hen or anything.

[VPI97]

<TABLE style="WIDTH: 254px; HEIGHT: 157px" width=254 border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR><TD>Resident of Zambia had sex with chicken</TD></TR><TR><TD><NOBR>05/28/2004 20:48</NOBR></TD></TR><TR><TD align=justify>http://english.pravda.ru/img/2004/05/hen.jpg</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


Well, at first I thought the guy was nuts....but now I understand what he was thinking.

VA-VA-VA-VOOM!!!

[Ksyrup]

Look at the breasts on that beauty!

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Kountry Fucked Chicken.

Not quite what the Colonel had in mind...

At KFC, they do chicken right.

ok, that was bad. Would it be out of line to call hum "hen-pecked?"

[The Afoci]

Damn I hate not having the internet at work anymore. I miss all the saying all the witty things that use to make me believe I was funny.

I got nothing.

[Suicane75]

Not work safe, Not work safe, Not work safe, Not work safe.

hxxp://www.specialcurryproject.com/theater/chicken.jpg

[wbatl1]

Not work safe, Not work safe, Not work safe, Not work safe.

hxxp://www.specialcurryproject.com/theater/chicken.jpg

Do I want to even open this link? I think the URL is descriptive enough.

[Suicane75]

Do I want to even open this link? I think the URL is descriptive enough.


Do you? :eek:

[Franklinnoble]

Damn I hate not having the internet at work anymore. I miss all the saying all the witty things that use to make me believe I was funny.

I got nothing.
No internet access at work?

I'd have to get a new job, I think.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Not work safe, Not work safe, Not work safe, Not work safe.

hxxp://www.specialcurryproject.com/theater/chicken.jpg

So Andy KAufman is still alive!

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Isn't it time for some really good chicken?

[Sun Tzu]

This thread is gold. Absolute classic.

[Suicane75]

I'll tell ya one thing, I'll never eat chicken the same again, no, from now on i'll take my time and savor each piece, making love to each tender piece with my mouth.

[Surtt]

I'll tell ya one thing, I'll never eat chicken the same again, no, from now on i'll take my time and savor each piece, making love to each tender piece with my mouth.

necrophiliac!

[BigJohn&TheLions]

http://www.subserviantchicken.com