Britney gets Worse and Worse

[korme]

A damn shame!

http://www.jbl.ootp-leagues.com/host/bs0.jpg

http://www.jbl.ootp-leagues.com/host/bs1.jpg

[Schmidty]

She wasn't shit to begin with.

[JeeberD]

And she's stupid, too...



BRITNEY: WHO NEEDS PRENUP? (http://www.nypost.com/gossip/26881.htm)

July 7, 2004 -- BRITNEY Spears insists she's marrying for love, not money — and the pop tart is resisting pressure from her parents to force her fiance, dancer Kevin Federline, to sign a prenuptial agreement. Spears, worth $100 million, reportedly had to pay for her own $40,000, 5-carat engagement ring, and has put Federline on her permanent payroll as he has no money of his own. Spears' mother, Lynne, is said to be distraught over Spears' blind love. According to Star, her dad, Jamie, begged her to demand a prenup — to no avail. The couple, who have known each other a scant three months, have already bought a house on Mulholland Drive and are making wedding preparations for November. Sources told Star that Lynne is hurt because Spears told her assistant the good news about the engagement before she told her mother. Britney has shrieked at her mom, "This is my life, let me live it!" Under California law, if Spears and Federline marry without a prenup, he could get half her fortune should they divorce. Meanwhile, gawker.com adds Spears has been looking to sell her NoHo apartment, probably because Federline, a country boy, doesn't like the big city.

[Ryan S]

What the hell is she wearing?

[SunDevil]

And the guy she is marrying already has a kid with his ex-girlfriend, and she is pregnant again with their second child. But the ex-girlfriend is supposedly cool with their engagement......

I can not wait for Britney's behind the music show in five years, should be quite entertaining. :)

[Draft Dodger]

I'd still fuck her. even WITH those goofy boots on.

[korme]

sure sure DD, but WITH those goofy shades on?

[Draft Dodger]

dola, even considering the zits, the Melanie Griffith sunglasses, those stupid boots, the snotty look on her face...the BIGGEST turnoff in that picture for me is the cigarette

[SunDevil]

I agree

[Draft Dodger]

sure sure DD, but WITH those goofy shades on?

I'd wear the shades AND the boots, if she asked me to.

[Qwikshot]

At least you could tell her knee is screwed up...she ugly tho...U G L Y ugly

[druez]

I don't think that is her is it?

[Surtt]

Its her.
You can tell by the tattoo.
The bar code type thing on her pelvic line.

[Ksyrup]

In that second picture, she looks like a cross between Dana Plato and Melanie Griffith.

Yuuuuuuuuck.

[Draft Dodger]

In that second picture, she looks like a cross between Dana Plato and Melanie Griffith.

Yuuuuuuuuck.

no fair. I used the Melanie Griffith line first.

[Glengoyne]

dola, even considering the zits, the Melanie Griffith sunglasses, those stupid boots, the snotty look on her face...the BIGGEST turnoff in that picture for me is the cigarette
I met Lisa Hartman at a Clint Black concert once. I had connections with a techie, and I sat behind the sound and lighting technicians at their boards. There was a row of chairs there, and we had two of them. I was floored when Lisa Hartman came and sat down next to me. She was really very cool and personable. I still remember when she lit up that cigarette and suddenly became infinitely less attractive. At first I was totally distracted by this hot babe sitting next to me, then I was totally distracted that she was spoiling the whole thing by smoking.

[The Afoci]

Almost makes me want to stop doing drugs. I could be that ugly in only years.

[Ksyrup]

no fair. I used the Melanie Griffith line first.
Ha! So you did. You're right, it's the sunglasses.

[Draft Dodger]

I met Lisa Hartman at a Clint Black concert once. I had connections with a techie, and I sat behind the sound and lighting technicians at their boards. There was a row of chairs there, and we had two of them. I was floored when Lisa Hartman came and sat down next to me. She was really very cool and personable. I still remember when she lit up that cigarette and suddenly became infinitely less attractive. At first I was totally distracted by this hot babe sitting next to me, then I was totally distracted that she was spoiling the whole thing by smoking.

you know, it's probably your subconcious talking;
if Clint Black ever passed away, she'd be a Black Widow...

I'll insert the *groan* so the rest of you don't have to. :D

[bbor]

I'd wear the shades AND the boots, if she asked me to.


I heart DD

[JeffNights]

This girl obviously must be taking some kinda drugs..or it could be the hollywood madness thing got to her..

This guy is lucky as hell....not because its britney, but because in 12 months he will be very RICH. after the divorce settlement that is..

[JeffNights]

Oh. and i think that Justin Timberlake got the better of this little spat eh?

[cthomer5000]

you can't take the trailer out of the trailer trash.

[Sharpieman]

you can't take the trailer out of the trailer trash.
Isn't it "you can take the trailer out of 'trailer trash,' but you can't take the trash out of 'trailer trash'?

[pennywisesb]

That outfit has got to be one of the most obnoxious outfits I've ever seen. Ug boots with daisy dukes, 2 miss-matching tanktops, a pair of ridiculous earings and those glasses just make her look so white trash. If my girlfriend ever tried to pull something like that I'd have to end it right then and there.

[pennywisesb]

dola: that being said, when she is all made up for a show, with all her makeup on and her body hugging outfits, she looks hot :D

[Eaglesfan27]

dola: that being said, when she is all made up for a show, with all her makeup on and her body hugging outfits, she looks hot :D

Your girlfriend or Britney? ;)

[tucker342]

dola, even considering the zits, the Melanie Griffith sunglasses, those stupid boots, the snotty look on her face...the BIGGEST turnoff in that picture for me is the cigarette
yup.


All I can say is: WHITE TRASH.

[Comey]

She makes Christina Aguilera into a trend-setter.

Don't do as they do, Jessica Simpson.

[cthomer5000]

Isn't it "you can take the trailer out of 'trailer trash,' but you can't take the trash out of 'trailer trash'?
I had no idea there was an established expression.

let me clarify: you cant take the trailer trash out of the trailer trash

[WSUCougar]

I'm thinking of a word and it rhymes with hanky and panky.

[JeeberD]

You can take 'em out of the trailer, but you can't take out the trash...

[sabotai]

I'm thinking of a word and it rhymes with hanky and panky.

Cranky? Franky? Lanky? Skan.. AH HA!

[WSUCougar]

And this is probably piling on, but so be it...

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/melanie.griffith/scansg/griffith/melanie2.jpg

[DanGarion]

I'm thinking of a word and it rhymes with hanky and panky.
SPANKY!

[scooper]

SPANKY!
That's my dog's name.


Hmmmmm...

[Antmeister]

I heart DD

I happen to like that bra size myself.

[Noop]

Wow. She use to be one of the girls I'd banged but not anymore.*Removes Britney off the list*

[HornedFrog Purple]

She needs to be put in the figure-4 with a few chair shots to the knee.

[rkmsuf]

bring back GLOW!

[VPI97]

That's the best looking thing I've seen all day today.



I wish I had a cigarette like Britney.

[Surtt]

Is she buying drugs in that first picture?

[SunDancer]

Brittney's worth $100 million? Is that money in the bank?

[Lorena]

Start hiding your $$ now Brit.

BTW, aren't those winter boots? Damn she looks AWEFUL!! It's all downhill from here chicky.

[judicial clerk]

I think the expression is "you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."

[cuervo72]

"You can get hitched to trash, but you can't sit down in the girl's trailer"?

[duckman]

I think someone needs to buy some acne medicine. :rolleyes:

[SplitPersonality1]

I happen to like that bra size myself.

Thank you for that "Coke out of the nose moment". I needed that today. :)

[pennywisesb]

Is she buying drugs in that first picture?
HAHA, it really does look like that doesn't it?! haha.

[Shkspr]

And this is probably piling on, but so be it...

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/melanie.griffith/scansg/griffith/melanie2.jpg

Why is that photo of Keith Richards captioned with Melanie Griffith's name?

[Leonidas]

And this is probably piling on, but so be it...

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/melanie.griffith/scansg/griffith/melanie2.jpg

Never before has one chick so closely turned into her own female impersonators. OK, maybe Cher was really one all along, but I digress...

[Senator]

Sooo, is this her?

http://www.elliotinthemorning.com/videos/birtneyspears.mpeg

[Neuqua]

Uh. Very nice.

[Bubba Wheels]

Give them both another couple of years, and they'll start looking good to Subby!

[druez]

still don't think that is brittney

[duckman]

Sooo, is this her?

http://www.elliotinthemorning.com/videos/birtneyspears.mpeg
Looks like her, but you can't be too sure.

[Draft Dodger]

Sooo, is this her?

http://www.elliotinthemorning.com/videos/birtneyspears.mpeg

looks like her.
but it looks like a wedding ring on her finger. plus, who is supposed to be doing the videotaping? obviously, it's not a paparazzi video, because the person seems to be right there with her. that makes me even more suspicious.

is there a story behind this?

[JeeberD]

I've seen still from that video before and the story was that it's footage from some sort of documentary about Britney...

I dunno if that's at all true, though.

[Draft Dodger]

was the documentary about Britney, or her nipples?

[korme]

bripples

[rkmsuf]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004321529,00.html

[B & B]

At least it was single malt

[Ksyrup]

She proposed to him? Did she put the ring on her own finger?

[Fidatelo]

That website is everything that is wrong with our society all rolled into one.

[duckman]

That website is everything that is wrong with our society all rolled into one.
Please explain.

[rkmsuf]

She proposed to him? Did she put the ring on her own finger?

He should wear the ring

[Ksyrup]

"She proposed to him with a £25,000 ring."


Is that how much the ring cost, or how much she's going to weigh in about 5 years?

[Fidatelo]

Please explain.
It's pure trash. They insult her for wearing the same bathing suit multiple times, and for having the audacity to eat fries and drink. Meanwhile they see no problem with paying people to follow her around and track her every move. Then we all go read it an discuss what a whoring rectal trout she is.

'Nuff said?

[Surtt]

What the hell, She made her 100 Mill.

[rkmsuf]

It's pure trash. They insult her for wearing the same bathing suit multiple times, and for having the audacity to eat fries and drink. Meanwhile they see no problem with paying people to follow her around and track her every move. Then we all go read it an discuss what a whoring rectal trout she is.

'Nuff said?

No Page 3 Girls for you?

[duckman]

It's pure trash. They insult her for wearing the same bathing suit multiple times, and for having the audacity to eat fries and drink. Meanwhile they see no problem with paying people to follow her around and track her every move. Then we all go read it an discuss what a whoring rectal trout she is.

'Nuff said?
Ummm okay, I guess I see your point. :D