FOFC beachball

[tategter]

Seems to me that being a member of the FOFC is like sitting in a stadium with a bunch of deflated beachballs. Several times each day members will inflate one (aka start a post) and slap it downwind for everyone to enjoy (read/reply) until someone eventually pops it (threadkiller). Very entertaining time waster.

Just an observation. Carry on....

[gstelmack]

* stands up, throws arms in the air, then sits right back down *

[MrBug708]

Are you the usher?

[Sun Tzu]

You know what's wrong with the world today? Gay people.

[gstelmack]

* stands up, throws arms in the air, then sits right back down *
* Boos the other FOFC members, stands up, throws arms in the air, then sits right back down *

[rkmsuf]

when is bat day?

[Draft Dodger]

the worst part of this is picturing all of you in Speed-Os

[Sun Tzu]

threadjack unsuccessful.

[bbor]

I just farted and a bit of poo came out.

[Coffee Warlord]

I just farted and a bit of poo went into my diaper.

[rkmsuf]

I just farted and a bit of poo went into my diaper.

Luckily you were wearing your "Oops, I Crapped My Pants"

[heybrad]

Luckily you were wearing your "Oops, I Crapped My Pants"
"Imagine this Iced Tea is really a gallon of your feces."

[sovereignstar]

I am Emmitt Smith.

[rkmsuf]

I'm Rick James?

[sovereignstar]

I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Coffee Warlord]

I am Shiwan Khan, last remaining descendant of Ghengis Khan.

[rkmsuf]

Luke, I am your father.

[sovereignstar]

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

[Franklinnoble]

I am Shutruk-Nahhunte, King of Anshan and Susa sovereign of the land of Elam.
I destroyed Sipper, took the stele of Naram-Sin, and brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an offering to my god, Inshushinak.

[duckman]

I'm your daddy, bitch.

[JeeberD]

Yo?

[Coffee Warlord]

There is one place you have not looked. And it is there, only there, that you will find The Master.

[3ric]

I am Shiwan Khan, last remaining descendant of Ghengis Khan.
...which means you're eligible for a free meal at the London restaurant "Shish":
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/07/07/britain.genghis.dna.ap/index.html

[KevinNU7]

let me know when the cracker jack guy comes by

[korme]

i went to the reds game today.

jason romano 4 mvp?

[Franklinnoble]

...which means you're eligible for a free meal at the London restaurant "Shish":
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/07/07/britain.genghis.dna.ap/index.html
Only on FOFC...

[Pumpy Tudors]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

[Draft Dodger]

your father's brother's nephew is either you, your brother, or a cousin.

your cousin, your brother's cousin, and your cousin's cousin is still just a cousin.

in other words, you could have just said "I'm your cousin's former roomate" and saved me the trouble of typing this message out in my speedo

[Pumpy Tudors]

your father's brother's nephew is either you, your brother, or a cousin.

your cousin, your brother's cousin, and your cousin's cousin is still just a cousin.

in other words, you could have just said "I'm your cousin's former roomate" and saved me the trouble of typing this message out in my speedo

Yeah, well, my Schwartz is bigger than yours.

[kingfc22]

looks around.....

finds nothing....

leaves

[rkmsuf]

It's Megamaid...she's gone from suck to blow

[Coffee Warlord]

Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

[rkmsuf]

He slimed me