So I'm out with this girl last night

[scooper]

It was going kind of well. I must admit she was quite attractive. We were at a nice restaurant and the conversation was going pretty well until she got a text message and she sat there in front of me and answered it. No big deal, I thought, she's being polite to whomever TM'd her. But then this girl proceded to spend the rest of dinner messaging back and forth with this person. I'm not sure what it was about, but her mood seemed to change for the worse. That had pretty much ruined the evening but it got worse when the bill came. I was paying for her anyway, but when the waitress set down the check, she just snatched it up practically threw it at me. She didn't even give me a chance to pick it up before shoving it in my face. Oh well, she got the dinner she wanted and I was out $50. No big deal, I just wanted to vent. Next time, it's back to Taco Bell for my dates.


;)

[MizzouRah]

Is this Balldog? :)


Todd

[JAG]

How come we never hear the good dating stories too?

Anyway, bummer that all happened, but better it did now than 6 months later.

[CraigSca]

Thank God I'm 34 and didn't have to deal with pagers and cell phones on dates. However, if you're on a date with someone isn't it common courtesy not to have a conversation with someone else? What the flip?!

[Sun Tzu]

I got with a super hot blonde chick two nights ago. Definetely a blonde bombshell. I would post about it but I've learned over time that this is the last place you want to post about your personal life.

[Eaglesfan27]

That wound end the date for me. I refuse to take my beeper or cell phone along on dates with my wife, and I would never want to date a woman who would start text messaging someone else while out with me.

[MrBug708]

That wound end the date for me. I refuse to take my beeper or cell phone along on dates with my wife, and I would never want to date a woman who would start text messaging someone else while out with me.

What happens if your wife keeps text messaging while you are out :p

[KevinNU7]

The unintentional comdey of this thread is tremendous. Nice work scooper

[Desnudo]

Thank God I'm 34 and didn't have to deal with pagers and cell phones on dates. However, if you're on a date with someone isn't it common courtesy not to have a conversation with someone else? What the flip?!

Yes. The phone shouldn't even be on if you're in a restaurant. The first time she picked up the phone would have been "check please!" I have a zero tolerance for that stuff. Talk about Brittany Spears after dinner. Kids these days.

[MizzouRah]

I got with a super hot blonde chick two nights ago. Definetely a blonde bombshell. I would post about it but I've learned over time that this is the last place you want to post about your personal life.
I'm married with two kids, what's sex?


Todd

[rkmsuf]

Yes. The phone shouldn't even be on if you're in a restaurant. The first time she picked up the phone would have been "check please!" I have a zero tolerance for that stuff. Talk about Brittany Spears after dinner. Kids these days.

Excuse me, I have to go to the restroom...

[Vince]

The unintentional comdey of this thread is tremendous. Nice work scooper
Here, here. Bravo :)

[Sun Tzu]

I'm married with two kids, what's sex?


Todd

Subby, you wanna cover this one?

[Noop]

I thought you were married scooper?

[SirFozzie]

uh noop.. that whooshing sound you hear.. you should look into it. It may be something going over your head :D

[scooper]

I thought you were married scooper?

Shhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CamEdwards]

I'm married with two kids, what's sex?


Todd

Oh c'mon now. It's not that bad. I had sex with my wife a few months ago... I think.

[Noop]

uh noop.. that whooshing sound you hear.. you should look into it. It may be something going over your head :D
Huh????:confused:

[WSUCougar]

I had sex with my wife a few months ago... I think.
You think it was sex, or you think it was with your wife? :confused:

:D

[IMetTrentGreen]

THIS GRIL I HAD A CRUSH ON SINCE 4TH GRADE SAID SHE THOUGH I WAS FUNNY BUT SHE IS WITH THIS OTHER GUY AND I HAD DIDNT SAID NOTHING BIUT SHOULD I GO FOR IT ? SHE SAID I WAS FUNNY SO DOES THAT MEAN SHE WOULD HOOK UP WITH ME ? HE IS MY FREIND I DONT WANT TO HURT NOBODY WHAT SHOULD I DO ?

[WSUCougar]

Next time, it's back to Taco Bell for my dates.
Or what's known in Canada as "bboring it."

[Noop]

I am afraid of getting married because going months without sex seems to be a common thing. I don't think I can go months without some loving from my wife( who ever she maybe) I would die.

[WSUCougar]

Your priorities change, Noop. Sometimes I get aroused if I mow the lawn really well.

[Easy Mac]

and yet you've made it the first 20 years of your life without some.

[Eaglesfan27]

What happens if your wife keeps text messaging while you are out :p

I'm so captivating that she doesn't ;)

Least not very often :(

[bbor]

Or what's known in Canada as "bboring it."

LMAO!!!

I took a date to Taco bell once...lemme tell ya...these was no second date.....

We're now married:D

[Radii]

this is definitely goign to be the best thread ever. Excellent job.

[Eaglesfan27]

I am afraid of getting married because going months without sex seems to be a common thing. I don't think I can go months without some loving from my wife( who ever she maybe) I would die.

It's not that common... least I don't think so. 5 years and going strong :)

Although that might be due in part to us not having kids... I think kids are what really ruin most couple's sex life.

[rkmsuf]

LMAO!!!

I took a date to Taco bell once...lemme tell ya...these was no second date.....

We're now married:D

It pays to splurge on the Grande Taco

[Samdari]

Your priorities change, Noop. Sometimes I get aroused if I mow the lawn really well.

Sheer genius.

Seriously Noop, many people associate lessening frequency of sex with marriage, but since nobody has ever married and then gotten younger, it is inseparable from advancing age. The biological urge for sex becomes less immediate as one gets older - no way to avoid it. The good news is it becomes much more of an emotional experience and much better.

On the other hand, the decreasing frequency of oral sex, I blame 100% on marriage.

[MizzouRah]

Oh c'mon now. It's not that bad. I had sex with my wife a few months ago... I think.
Oh yeah, and when we do have sex, it's been so long I last about 33.8 seconds. All over that quickly. Nothing to see here, move along.


Todd

[WSUCougar]

Oh yeah, and when we do have sex, it's been so long I last about 33.8 seconds. All over that quickly. Nothing to see here, move along.
LOL

Yeah, uh-huh, the one thing we have over you youngsters is stamina. S-T-A-M-I-N-A. Yep. *cough*

[KevinNU7]

THIS GRIL I HAD A CRUSH ON SINCE 4TH GRADE SAID SHE THOUGH I WAS FUNNY BUT SHE IS WITH THIS OTHER GUY AND I HAD DIDNT SAID NOTHING BIUT SHOULD I GO FOR IT ? SHE SAID I WAS FUNNY SO DOES THAT MEAN SHE WOULD HOOK UP WITH ME ? HE IS MY FREIND I DONT WANT TO HURT NOBODY WHAT SHOULD I DO ? My advice to you would be to focus on your school work. 7th grade social studies is tough

[Fritz]

Seriously Noop, many people associate lessening frequency of sex with marriage, but since nobody has ever married and then gotten younger, it is inseparable from advancing age. The biological urge for sex becomes less immediate as one gets older - no way to avoid it. The good news is it becomes much more of an emotional experience and much better.

I don't agree with this at all.

[Balldog]

Beautiful! :)

[scooper]

Beautiful! :)
I was wondering when you were going to show up.

So that guy she was with...handsome devil, wasn't he? :D

[Balldog]

LOL, did you see the mole on her left tit?

[WSUCougar]

LOL, did you see the mole on her left tit?
Did you see the one in my front yard?

[Balldog]

You have awesome wavy hair scooper....

[Easy Mac]

All I have to say is:

$50 on dinner? Are you insane?

I didn't spend anything on my first date with my girlfriend and she stayed the night... and that was 2.5 years ago.

[rkmsuf]

All I have to say is:

$50 on dinner? Are you insane?

I didn't spend anything on my first date with my girlfriend and she stayed the night... and that was 2.5 years ago.

chloroform is a wonderous thing.

[Fritz]

All I have to say is:

$50 on dinner? Are you insane?

I didn't spend anything on my first date with my girlfriend and she stayed the night... and that was 2.5 years ago.


she was also a hooker on an internship

[Easy Mac]

hooker... catholic... same thing.

[scooper]

You have awesome wavy hair scooper....
eh. It's a rug.

[haji1]

Oh yeah, and when we do have sex, it's been so long I last about 33.8 seconds. All over that quickly. Nothing to see here, move along.


Todd


Same here. If we have sex I have to make sure she is happy first before I get mine, because if the air conditioner kicks up a breeze it will be all over before it starts. The more frequently we have sex the longer I am able to hold out. Up to even a ful minute at times.

[Samdari]

I don't agree with this at all.

Umm, the level of hormones that make you want to have sex is much lower at 35 than at 20. What don't you agree with?

[Fritz]

Umm, the level of hormones that make you want to have sex is much lower at 35 than at 20. What don't you agree with?

ask married 24 year olds how often they desire sex and ask unmarried 34 year olds the same question.

[BreizhManu]

Umm, the level of hormones that make you want to have sex is much lower at 35 than at 20. What don't you agree with?
omg, was I THAT horny ?

[korme]

scooper, i'm telling your wife

[sterlingice]

Wait a second. I thought this was a joke post. Kindof a "Balldog said this happened in his thread so here's my parody where I was the other guy in the story". But I guess not. D'oh.

SI

[AnalBumCover]

On the plus side, last Friday I went out with a girl eight years my junior. :D Sound-bite from that date: "You graduated high school in 1990? My God, I was like, 10 years old!"

[scooper]

scooper, i'm telling your wife
She was the waitress.

[korme]

but did you nail her anyways or what? i'm sure some chump who texts her can take her to taco bell all she wants but atleast you can say you boinked her and we all sure as hell know that other guy didn't (and won't)

;)

[scooper]

Wait a second. I thought this was a joke post. Kindof a "Balldog said this happened in his thread so here's my parody where I was the other guy in the story". But I guess not. D'oh.

SI
It is. In reality I spent a quiet night at home with my 8-month pregnant wife. No text messaging involved. :(

[sterlingice]

It is. In reality I spent a quiet night at home with my 8-month pregnant wife. No text messaging involved. :(
Hey, I just heard that wooshing sound that was mentioned earlier. What was that?

SI

[korme]

noop flying by you?

[Chief Rum]

It is. In reality I spent a quiet night at home with my 8-month pregnant wife. No text messaging involved. :(

Well, other than the logistical problems, you shouldn't be giving a fetus a cellphone anyway--or at least not one with text messaging.

CR

[sabotai]

Well, other than the logistical problems, you shouldn't be giving a fetus a cellphone anyway--or at least not one with text messaging.

You're not?

Um, just for the sake of argument, what do you suppose would happen if you put a cell phone...up there?

[Eaglesfan27]

Depends if it was on vibrate or not.

[Noop]

I still don't get it.

[korme]

haha noop man. balldog said in his thread he went to dinner and saw a girl who said she had plans with another guy. so he texted her a few times. now read scooper's first post. just joking around like he was the other guy.

[Chief Rum]

Woosh!

CR

[Noop]

Ah I didn't read Balldog's thread. I am lame.

[Chief Rum]

Well, at least you have a legit reason. I read balldog's thread, and it didn't kick in until 30-40 posts in this thread. :)

CR

[Balldog]

haha noop man. balldog said in his thread he went to dinner and saw a girl who said she had plans with another guy. so he texted her a few times. now read scooper's first post. just joking around like he was the other guy.

She didn't say she had plans with another guy, she said she had to much to do. :)

[Chief Rum]

She didn't say she had plans with another guy, she said she had to much to do. :)

He must be big.

(sorry, BD ;) )

CR

[korme]

She didn't say she had plans with another guy, she said she had to much to do. :)
sorry, i knew that. i didn't properly use any commas or dashes. i'll try again, how i meant it to come out.

"haha noop man. balldog said in his thread he went to dinner and saw a girl- who said she had plans- with another guy. so he texted her a few times. now read scooper's first post. just joking around like he was the other guy."

[Balldog]

sorry, i knew that. i didn't properly use any commas or dashes. i'll try again, how i meant it to come out.

"haha noop man. balldog said in his thread he went to dinner and saw a girl- who said she had plans- with another guy. so he texted her a few times. now read scooper's first post. just joking around like he was the other guy."

You still fucked it up. :p

If she said she had other plans it would have been cool.

She said she had to much to do, referring to house work per previous conversation....but maybe she meant this guy's dick, I don't know. :)

[korme]

well anywhoo, take my advice and go hang out with your buddies tonight and try to meet some new girls

[Balldog]

Word, Monday's are my one night a week not to go out. Must rest. I haven't gotten home before 1:00am since last Monday. I'm cool with it.

[MizzouRah]

Same here. If we have sex I have to make sure she is happy first before I get mine, because if the air conditioner kicks up a breeze it will be all over before it starts. The more frequently we have sex the longer I am able to hold out. Up to even a ful minute at times.
HAHAHAHA!!! I'm feelin ya! :D


Todd

[duckman]

My advice to you would be to focus on your school work. 7th grade social studies is tough
Classic! I was going into convulsions from laughing so hard. :D

[duckman]

Well, at least you have a legit reason. I read balldog's thread, and it didn't kick in until 30-40 posts in this thread. :)

CR
I was in the same boat. I was thinking "man, two people having shitty nights with their dates".

I guess I'm just a wee bit slow. :)

[Aardvark]

It was going kind of well. I must admit she was quite attractive. We were at a nice restaurant and the conversation was going pretty well until she got a text message and she sat there in front of me and answered it. No big deal, I thought, she's being polite to whomever TM'd her. But then this girl proceded to spend the rest of dinner messaging back and forth with this person. I'm not sure what it was about, but her mood seemed to change for the worse. That had pretty much ruined the evening but it got worse when the bill came. I was paying for her anyway, but when the waitress set down the check, she just snatched it up practically threw it at me. She didn't even give me a chance to pick it up before shoving it in my face. Oh well, she got the dinner she wanted and I was out $50. No big deal, I just wanted to vent. Next time, it's back to Taco Bell for my dates.


;)
Similar thing happened to me on a date with someone I knew from school (this was about fifteen years ago). I had come over to her place and cooked her dinner, things were going well, then she got a call from her kid sister who was emotionally distraught over something or other. I sat in the other room through the whole conversation, then my date came in and said that she thought I should probably leave. We remained friends, but never dated after that. I have no idea what happened to her sister. This could have been something like that.

[SirFozzie]

Geez.. that whooshing sound is back....

[Eaglesfan27]

It's a lot funnier now that I'm not of the people whose head this is going over. I also didn't have any excuse as I had read the other thread before this one. :)

[sterlingice]

Geez.. that whooshing sound is back....
I actually feel pretty good that I was the first one it really went over the head of. Well, I suppose Noop was first at that, but anyone who isn't getting it after it was explained in response to my post is just not reading.

SI

[MIJB#19]

Did you see the one in my front yard?Hilarious!

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I just thought of a way that the text message could have come in handy...

Just excuse yourself to the bathroom, then text her the message that you enjoyed the dinner and hope she has a lovely life. Leaving her stuck with the bill, of course!