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08-30-2004, 11:59 AM
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IN CONGRAS JULY 4 176!!!1 WTF LOL DA UNANIMOUS
D3CLARATION
OF TEH
THIRTEN UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA!!1!1 WTF
WH3N IN TEH COURSE OF HUMAN 3VENTS IT BCOM3S NECESARY FOR ON3 PAOPLE 2 DISOLVE DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CON3CT3D TH3M WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG TEH POW3RS OF DA EARTH DA SEPARAET AND 3QUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURAS GOD ENTITLA THEM A D3CENT R3SP3CT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND RAQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THAM 2 TEH S3PARATION111! OMG WTF LOL
WE HOLD TH3S3 TRUTHS 2 B SELF-3VIEDNT TAHT AL M3N R CRAAETD AQUAL TAHT TH3Y R ENDOWED BY THERE CREA2R WIT CERTANE UNALEINABL3 RIGHTS TAHT MONG THESE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS-TAHT111!11 LOL 2 SECURE THESE RIGHTS GOVERNMANTS R INSTITUT3D MONG MEN D3RIVNG THERE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONSENT OF DA GOVARNED TAHT WHANAVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNM3NT BCOMES D3STRUCTIEV OF TH3SE 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH PAOPLE 2 ALTER OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOV3RNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPL3S AND ORGANIZNG ITS POW3RS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THAM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 EFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!!1!!! OMG PRUD3NC3 INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOVARNMENTS LONG ASTABLISHED SHUD NOT B CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUS3S AND ACORDNGLY AL 3XPAREINCE HATH SHEWN TAHT MANKIND R MOR3 DISPOSAD 2 SUF3R WHIEL EVILS R SUFERABLA THAN 2 RIGHT THEMSELVES BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH THEY R ACUS2M3D11!!11 OMG BUT WH3N A LONG TRANE OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLY DA SME OBJ3CT 3VINCES A DASIGN 2 RADUCE TH3M UNDER ABSOLUTE DESPOTISM IT IS THEYRE RIGHT IT IS THERE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOVERNMENT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THEYRE FUTUR3 S3CURITY1!1!11!! SUCH HAS BEN TEH PATEINT SUFERANCE OF THESE COLONEIS AND SUCH IS NOW TEH N3C3SITY WHICH CONSTRANES THEM 2 ALTER THEYRE FORMAR SYSTEMS OF GOVARNMENT111! LOL TEH HIS2RY OF TEH PRASENT KNG OF GR3AT-BRITANE IS A HIS2RY OF REP3AETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJ3CT TEH ESTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTA TYRANY OVER THESE STAETS11!1! OMG LOL 2 PROV3 THIS L3T FACTS B SUBMITAD 2 A CANDID WORLD1!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL
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That needs to be printed in junior high history textbooks if we're ever going to want the kids to learn about the Declaration...
IN CONGRAS JULY 4 176!!!1 WTF LOL DA UNANIMOUS
D3CLARATION
OF TEH
THIRTEN UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA!!1!1 WTF
WH3N IN TEH COURSE OF HUMAN 3VENTS IT BCOM3S NECESARY FOR ON3 PAOPLE 2 DISOLVE DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CON3CT3D TH3M WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG TEH POW3RS OF DA EARTH DA SEPARAET AND 3QUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURAS GOD ENTITLA THEM A D3CENT R3SP3CT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND RAQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THAM 2 TEH S3PARATION111! OMG WTF LOL
WE HOLD TH3S3 TRUTHS 2 B SELF-3VIEDNT TAHT AL M3N R CRAAETD AQUAL TAHT TH3Y R ENDOWED BY THERE CREA2R WIT CERTANE UNALEINABL3 RIGHTS TAHT MONG THESE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS-TAHT111!11 LOL 2 SECURE THESE RIGHTS GOVERNMANTS R INSTITUT3D MONG MEN D3RIVNG THERE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONSENT OF DA GOVARNED TAHT WHANAVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNM3NT BCOMES D3STRUCTIEV OF TH3SE 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH PAOPLE 2 ALTER OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOV3RNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPL3S AND ORGANIZNG ITS POW3RS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THAM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 EFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!!1!!! OMG PRUD3NC3 INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOVARNMENTS LONG ASTABLISHED SHUD NOT B CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUS3S AND ACORDNGLY AL 3XPAREINCE HATH SHEWN TAHT MANKIND R MOR3 DISPOSAD 2 SUF3R WHIEL EVILS R SUFERABLA THAN 2 RIGHT THEMSELVES BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH THEY R ACUS2M3D11!!11 OMG BUT WH3N A LONG TRANE OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLY DA SME OBJ3CT 3VINCES A DASIGN 2 RADUCE TH3M UNDER ABSOLUTE DESPOTISM IT IS THEYRE RIGHT IT IS THERE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOVERNMENT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THEYRE FUTUR3 S3CURITY1!1!11!! SUCH HAS BEN TEH PATEINT SUFERANCE OF THESE COLONEIS AND SUCH IS NOW TEH N3C3SITY WHICH CONSTRANES THEM 2 ALTER THEYRE FORMAR SYSTEMS OF GOVARNMENT111! LOL TEH HIS2RY OF TEH PRASENT KNG OF GR3AT-BRITANE IS A HIS2RY OF REP3AETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJ3CT TEH ESTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTA TYRANY OVER THESE STAETS11!1! OMG LOL 2 PROV3 THIS L3T FACTS B SUBMITAD 2 A CANDID WORLD1!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL
*EDITED FOR LENGTH*
That needs to be printed in junior high history textbooks if we're ever going to want the kids to learn about the Declaration...