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JeeberD
08-30-2004, 11:59 AM
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

IN CONGRAS JULY 4 176!!!1 WTF LOL DA UNANIMOUS
D3CLARATION
OF TEH
THIRTEN UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA!!1!1 WTF
WH3N IN TEH COURSE OF HUMAN 3VENTS IT BCOM3S NECESARY FOR ON3 PAOPLE 2 DISOLVE DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CON3CT3D TH3M WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG TEH POW3RS OF DA EARTH DA SEPARAET AND 3QUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURAS GOD ENTITLA THEM A D3CENT R3SP3CT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND RAQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THAM 2 TEH S3PARATION111! OMG WTF LOL

WE HOLD TH3S3 TRUTHS 2 B SELF-3VIEDNT TAHT AL M3N R CRAAETD AQUAL TAHT TH3Y R ENDOWED BY THERE CREA2R WIT CERTANE UNALEINABL3 RIGHTS TAHT MONG THESE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS-TAHT111!11 LOL 2 SECURE THESE RIGHTS GOVERNMANTS R INSTITUT3D MONG MEN D3RIVNG THERE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONSENT OF DA GOVARNED TAHT WHANAVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNM3NT BCOMES D3STRUCTIEV OF TH3SE 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH PAOPLE 2 ALTER OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOV3RNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPL3S AND ORGANIZNG ITS POW3RS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THAM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 EFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!!1!!! OMG PRUD3NC3 INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOVARNMENTS LONG ASTABLISHED SHUD NOT B CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUS3S AND ACORDNGLY AL 3XPAREINCE HATH SHEWN TAHT MANKIND R MOR3 DISPOSAD 2 SUF3R WHIEL EVILS R SUFERABLA THAN 2 RIGHT THEMSELVES BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH THEY R ACUS2M3D11!!11 OMG BUT WH3N A LONG TRANE OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLY DA SME OBJ3CT 3VINCES A DASIGN 2 RADUCE TH3M UNDER ABSOLUTE DESPOTISM IT IS THEYRE RIGHT IT IS THERE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOVERNMENT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THEYRE FUTUR3 S3CURITY1!1!11!! SUCH HAS BEN TEH PATEINT SUFERANCE OF THESE COLONEIS AND SUCH IS NOW TEH N3C3SITY WHICH CONSTRANES THEM 2 ALTER THEYRE FORMAR SYSTEMS OF GOVARNMENT111! LOL TEH HIS2RY OF TEH PRASENT KNG OF GR3AT-BRITANE IS A HIS2RY OF REP3AETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJ3CT TEH ESTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTA TYRANY OVER THESE STAETS11!1! OMG LOL 2 PROV3 THIS L3T FACTS B SUBMITAD 2 A CANDID WORLD1!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL

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That needs to be printed in junior high history textbooks if we're ever going to want the kids to learn about the Declaration...

Crapshoot
08-30-2004, 12:00 PM
:D :D

Franklinnoble
08-30-2004, 12:03 PM
Nice.

Franklinnoble
08-30-2004, 12:05 PM
FOR GOD SO LOVAD TEH WORLD TAHT HE GAEV HIS ONLY BGOT3N SON TAHT WHOSOEV3R BLEIVETH IN HIM SHUD NOT PARISH BUT HAEV EVARLASTNG LIEF1!1! OMG LOL

MJ4H
08-30-2004, 12:07 PM
I have been using the AOL translator for about a year. It is good for much hilarity.

JeeberD
08-30-2004, 12:07 PM
ONC3 UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY WHIEL I PONDERAD W3AK AND WAARY
OVAR MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUME OF FORGOT3N LORE
WHIEL I NOD3D NAARLY NAPNG SUDENLY THEYRE CME A TAPNG
AS OF SOMEONE GANTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
!1!11!! WTF LOL TIS SOM3 VISI2R I MUTERED TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
ONLY THIS AND NOTHNG MORE!1!!111 OMG WTF

Franklinnoble
08-30-2004, 12:08 PM
TEH MEDIA DONT UNDARSTAND TEH KINDS OF PROBL3MS AND PRESUR3S 54 MILION COMA WIT!1!1 OMG

sovereignstar
08-30-2004, 12:11 PM
THIS IS DA FUNY11!11!! OMG WTF

Danny
08-30-2004, 12:25 PM
TAHT BOY RUN SO GOD HA MAEKS UR DIK HARD

Suicane75
08-30-2004, 12:26 PM
I JUST MAED DA BIGEST POP EV3R O MAN TAHT CHIKEN SALAD SURE DID SOLIDIFY!1!!!1111!111 WTF LOL

GoldenEagle
08-30-2004, 12:29 PM
WTF OMG LOL

sovereignstar
08-30-2004, 12:42 PM
TE-HE H3 WIL N3VER KNOW B/C THIS IS ENCRYPT3D BUT IMA HUNT SUCIAEN DOWN AND KIL HIM WIT A BUKNIEF!!11 OMG

Suicane75
08-30-2004, 12:44 PM
SOV F3ARS CHARLAS C-DOG YON AND U AL SHUD111!!!11 WTF LOL I HEARD C-DOG ONCE PIK3D OF 7 DEAN HOUTS2N PAS3S IN A SNGLE HALF1!!!1 OMG

rkmsuf
08-30-2004, 12:46 PM
DA LADEIS MAN R3COMANDS U DO IT IN DA BUT!111!!! OMG WTF

NevStar
08-30-2004, 12:56 PM
PICS PLZ K THX1!1!11!1 OMG LOL

MIJB#19
08-30-2004, 12:59 PM
DONT THEY HAEV A TRANSLATION TEH OTHER WAY AROUND
IMM?!!!?!!?! WTF LOL G3TNG A HEADACHA FROM AL THOSE 111!! OMG WTF ONG WTF SENT3NCES.
1!1!1!1!!11!1 OMG LOL

Coffee Warlord
08-30-2004, 01:08 PM
MAY U B MOUNTED BY A DIESAESD YAK!!11!!!1

k0ruptr
08-30-2004, 03:22 PM
HAHAHAHAHA that is fucking funny as shit

SirFozzie
08-30-2004, 03:25 PM
You all die.

Slowly. Painfully.

I will keeel you all. You will suffer unimaginable ways.. I will.. oh no.. arghh.. my brain.. melting, hurting, make the hurting stop...

*POP*

I WILL PWN J00 ALL! I M L33T! I WILL STEEEL YOUR JUAREZ AND MAKE YOU MY BIATCHES~!

sovereignstar
08-30-2004, 03:48 PM
You all die.

Slowly. Painfully.

I will keeel you all. You will suffer unimaginable ways.. I will.. oh no.. arghh.. my brain.. melting, hurting, make the hurting stop...

*POP*

I WILL PWN J00 ALL! I M L33T! I WILL STEEEL YOUR JUAREZ AND MAKE YOU MY BIATCHES~!
TE-HE11!!1 OMG LOL U R KIND OF FUNY11!!!11 OMG WTF AEG SEX AND LOCATION?!????!!! OMG LOL R U CUT3?!!?? LOL

Franklinnoble
08-30-2004, 03:50 PM
TE-HE11!!1 OMG LOL U R KIND OF FUNY11!!!11 OMG WTF AEG SEX AND LOCATION?!????!!! OMG LOL R U CUT3?!!?? LOL
I PUT ON MAH ROB AND WIZARD HAT.!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!1 OMG

JeeberD
08-30-2004, 03:52 PM
You all die.

Slowly. Painfully.

I will keeel you all. You will suffer unimaginable ways.. I will.. oh no.. arghh.. my brain.. melting, hurting, make the hurting stop...

*POP*

I WILL PWN J00 ALL! I M L33T! I WILL STEEEL YOUR JUAREZ AND MAKE YOU MY BIATCHES~!

SHORTYS HAKED FOZEIS ACOUNT!!1!11!!!!1!!!!11!1!!!!!1! OMG LOL

sovereignstar
08-30-2004, 03:53 PM
I PUT ON MAH ROB AND WIZARD HAT.!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!1 OMG
ITS U AGANE!!11!1 LOL TAHT SIK QUOTA OF DA MOMENT FUK!1!! OMG WTF LOL GO AWAY LOSAR!!!!11 OMG

SirFozzie
08-30-2004, 03:55 PM
SH0RTEE H@S N0T HAKED F0ZZIEZ AKKOUNT! SH0RTEE !S |\|0T l33T l!|<3 F0ZZ!3!!!!!!1!!one!oneone!