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Balldog
09-02-2004, 10:16 AM
Out on a date with this girl, our first date technically. Usually we just meet up with a group of people. Things are going very well, we get back to my place and she says "I should probably get going." She lost her license but has work priveleges, so she wanted to get going so she didn't potentially get in trouble. I say "You know you can come on in for a beer if you want."

Then she says "One beer leads to two, two leads to three, three leads to sex."

I think I fell in love right there. Oh and she came in for one....
korme
09-02-2004, 10:24 AM
..and then two and then three and then you struckout?
Balldog
09-02-2004, 10:28 AM
not exactly
korme
09-02-2004, 10:31 AM
base on balls?
cthomer5000
09-02-2004, 10:41 AM
did you charge the mound?
Franklinnoble
09-02-2004, 10:42 AM
Pix pls, kthx.
korme
09-02-2004, 10:42 AM
after he got hit by the bitch?
Suicane75
09-02-2004, 10:45 AM
Did she start dateing another guy while you were having sex with her?
rkmsuf
09-02-2004, 10:47 AM
In your case isn't it a third beer leads to chloroform?
sachmo71
09-02-2004, 10:47 AM
I thought Balldog was having lady troubles a while back? Be happy for him if he got some play, dudz.
Balldog
09-02-2004, 11:02 AM
I hit for the cycle.
Suicane75
09-02-2004, 11:08 AM
I hit for the cycle.

I hope you got the Triple before the Home Run.............
Franklinnoble
09-02-2004, 11:09 AM
I hit for the cycle.
Does that mean you took The Ladies' Man's advice?
DaddyTorgo
09-02-2004, 11:10 AM
maybe it's been a long time, but wouldn't you rather get the triple BEFORE the homerun? Otherwise the base would be...dirty.
Suicane75
09-02-2004, 11:14 AM
maybe it's been a long time, but wouldn't you rather get the triple BEFORE the homerun? Otherwise the base would be...dirty.

Fixed. I'm half asleep, cut me a break. :D
DaddyTorgo
09-02-2004, 11:18 AM
break cut. it was just a...nasty mental picture Sui.
bbor
09-02-2004, 11:41 AM
I hit for the cycle.


As long as she was'nt on her cycle....as in mestrual cycle.
JeeberD
09-02-2004, 12:46 PM
Damn, bbor stole my joke... :(
Sun Tzu
09-02-2004, 12:55 PM
she says "I should probably get going." so she wanted to get going so she didn't potentially get in trouble.

Yeah, Parole officers make random checkups you know.
bbor
09-02-2004, 12:57 PM
Damn, bbor stole my joke... :(

Great minds and all:)
rkmsuf
09-02-2004, 01:07 PM
http://img85.exs.cx/img85/1695/continental.jpg
Desnudo
09-02-2004, 01:52 PM
Then she says "One beer leads to two, two leads to three, three leads to sex."

I think I fell in love right there. Oh and she came in for one....

Did she say if she'd ever done something like this before?
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
09-02-2004, 02:48 PM
Great quote. Ranks up there with the Sodomite quote from ''He who shall not be named.''
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
09-02-2004, 07:31 PM
Ah....another thread killed. He He He.