Somewhere, The Afoci is smiling...

[cartman]

hxxp://funreports.com/2004/09/27/56300.html

The news site this links to appears to be SFW, but if in doubt, wait until you get home.

[JeeberD]

That's friggin' hilarious... :D

[Neuqua]

My friends are worried about me, wondering where I find all these crazy out of the blue links.

Only at FOFC.

[The Afoci]

I am a prophet.

[Ksyrup]

The Russian lesbian waffle story was much more interesting.

[Ksyrup]

OK, this is pertinent information we all need to know:

http://funreports.com/images/newsline/kiss.jpg26 minutes of love for a slice of pizza

Italian dietician Bruno Fabri developed a detailed table for those wishing to loose a few extra pounds by means of...sex.

If one wishes to burn all the calories from pizza, he/she ought to make passionate love in the course of 26 minutes. French kiss, which lasts for 53 minutes is capable of burning the amount of fat that one gets after consuming a bag of French fries and a hamburger. 15 minutes of oral sex "eliminates" a glass of wine.

Mr. Fabri has even taken into account the amount of calories one burns when undoing a partner's bra. If a man uses both hands, he burns only 8 calories; whereas the entire procedure is done with one hand, 18 calories is burnt. At the same time, if a man attempts to conduct this procedure with his mouth, he will use up to 87 calories.

[John Galt]

Wow. There is nothing else that can be said.

[GrantDawg]

OK, this is pertinent information we all need to know:

http://funreports.com/images/newsline/kiss.jpg26 minutes of love for a slice of pizza

Italian dietician Bruno Fabri developed a detailed table for those wishing to loose a few extra pounds by means of...sex.

If one wishes to burn all the calories from pizza, he/she ought to make passionate love in the course of 26 minutes. French kiss, which lasts for 53 minutes is capable of burning the amount of fat that one gets after consuming a bag of French fries and a hamburger. 15 minutes of oral sex "eliminates" a glass of wine.

Mr. Fabri has even taken into account the amount of calories one burns when undoing a partner's bra. If a man uses both hands, he burns only 8 calories; whereas the entire procedure is done with one hand, 18 calories is burnt. At the same time, if a man attempts to conduct this procedure with his mouth, he will use up to 87 calories.

He has never seen me take off my wife's bra. Takes me a good 15 minutes. I'm not very nimble fingered.

[MizzouRah]

Where do you guys find these stories. :)

LOL!!!


Todd

[Danny]

I find those numbers very hard to believe. A man only burns an extra 10 calories a minute riding a stationary bike at a fast pace and yet he burns 18 to unhook a bra with one hand?