Franklinnoble
11-05-2004, 03:45 PM
... because I spent a good 25 minutes of my life working on it, dammit.
Alright... it's not "Cougar-worthy," but it's a slow Friday around here...
Sing to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man":
It’s nine a.m. on a Monday
The f’ing elitists log in
There’s JeeberD posting rapidly
In every new thread within
He says, “UTEP football is the greatest
At least until coach Mike Price goes
But the Cowboys suck, and Vinny’s a schmuck
But at least we still have Bill Parcells”
La la la, de dola
La la, de de da da dum
Chorus:
Post a new thread, you’re a football fan
Post a new thread today
Well we’re all in the mood for some comedy
And you’ve got something to say
Now John’s in Iowa, he’s a friend of mine
He likes the patriotic undies
He gives legal advice, thinks liberals are nice
And quotes from the Big Lebowski
He says “Franklin’s a troll and a homophobe.”
And everyone else might agree
“I’d probably ban him forever
If I were the H.N.I.C.”
Oh, la la la, de dola
La la, de de da da dum
Now Cam is an NRA mouthpiece
Without any hair on his head
And he’s reading The Afoci’s post about pork pies
Oh, why did he click on that thread?
And Fritz is posting a parody
As Kodos whores for EA
Then Sov posts a photo of his ex-girlfriend
Quick, go get it, before Ben takes it away
Chorus:
Post a new thread, you’re a football fan
Post a new thread today
Well we’re all in the mood for some comedy
And you’ve got something to say
It’s a pretty slow day for a weekday
No political posts to attack
What we really need back is the QOTM
Or to reinstate HornsManiac
Now go put on your robe and your wizard hat
And pick up your squid and your trout
We need our next text sim, someone should go and ping Jim
So he’ll tell us when his new game comes out.
Oh, la la la, de dola
La la, de de da da dum
Chorus:
Post a new thread, you’re a football fan
Post a new thread today
Well we’re all in the mood for some comedy
And you’ve got something to say
Alright... it's not "Cougar-worthy," but it's a slow Friday around here...
Sing to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man":
It’s nine a.m. on a Monday
The f’ing elitists log in
There’s JeeberD posting rapidly
In every new thread within
He says, “UTEP football is the greatest
At least until coach Mike Price goes
But the Cowboys suck, and Vinny’s a schmuck
But at least we still have Bill Parcells”
La la la, de dola
La la, de de da da dum
Chorus:
Post a new thread, you’re a football fan
Post a new thread today
Well we’re all in the mood for some comedy
And you’ve got something to say
Now John’s in Iowa, he’s a friend of mine
He likes the patriotic undies
He gives legal advice, thinks liberals are nice
And quotes from the Big Lebowski
He says “Franklin’s a troll and a homophobe.”
And everyone else might agree
“I’d probably ban him forever
If I were the H.N.I.C.”
Oh, la la la, de dola
La la, de de da da dum
Now Cam is an NRA mouthpiece
Without any hair on his head
And he’s reading The Afoci’s post about pork pies
Oh, why did he click on that thread?
And Fritz is posting a parody
As Kodos whores for EA
Then Sov posts a photo of his ex-girlfriend
Quick, go get it, before Ben takes it away
Chorus:
Post a new thread, you’re a football fan
Post a new thread today
Well we’re all in the mood for some comedy
And you’ve got something to say
It’s a pretty slow day for a weekday
No political posts to attack
What we really need back is the QOTM
Or to reinstate HornsManiac
Now go put on your robe and your wizard hat
And pick up your squid and your trout
We need our next text sim, someone should go and ping Jim
So he’ll tell us when his new game comes out.
Oh, la la la, de dola
La la, de de da da dum
Chorus:
Post a new thread, you’re a football fan
Post a new thread today
Well we’re all in the mood for some comedy
And you’ve got something to say