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Blackadar
11-10-2004, 06:05 PM
hxxp://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1

The first paragraph just cracked me up!
DeToxRox
11-10-2004, 06:06 PM
Orgasmo. That's a funny freakin' movie.
Ben E Lou
11-10-2004, 06:08 PM
No. The last paragraph on the first page:

She said it was difficult to part with the orgasmatron when the study ended.

Biggest. Understatement. Ever.
Blackadar
11-10-2004, 06:09 PM
No. The last paragraph on the first page:

Biggest. Understatement. Ever.

I wonder how her husband feels? :eek:
Ben E Lou
11-10-2004, 06:12 PM
Ack!!!! I hadn't read the first paragraph on the second page when I posted the other:

"When I gave it back, I came in the office and Dr. Meloy took the electrodes out of, you know, out of the back and it was like I was losing my best friend. It was very hard to give it back. It worked so well for me," she said.
sovereignstar
11-10-2004, 06:14 PM
This thread could become a classic....
Desnudo
11-10-2004, 06:17 PM
The man who gets his hands on one these will be king.
sovereignstar
11-10-2004, 06:19 PM
The man who gets his hands on one of these will be the equal of sovereignstar.
Fixed.
Desnudo
11-10-2004, 06:21 PM
Fixed.


The man who gets his hands on one of these will finally give sovereignstar's girlfriend an orgasm.

Typo in there.
Desnudo
11-10-2004, 06:26 PM
"If approved for this use, the orgasmatron device and implantation could cost up to $17,000, but Meloy says he believes some women would be happy to pay that amount to have the orgasmatron permanently embedded in their lower backs. He says the device could be implanted on an outpatient basis."

This is like something out of a futuristic or Woody Allen movie.
Blackadar
11-10-2004, 06:26 PM
LMAO
sovereignstar
11-10-2004, 06:27 PM
Hey now! My first time ever I gave a girl an orgasm and it was pretty obvious. What I'm failing to mention though is that she probably could have gotten off to Janet Reno.
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif
Blackadar
11-10-2004, 06:29 PM
Hey now! My first time ever I gave a girl an orgasm and it was pretty obvious. What I'm failing to mention though is that she probably could have gotten off to Janet Reno.
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

Thanks. You just fucked up this thread.
;)
Franklinnoble
11-10-2004, 06:35 PM
That thing costs $17,000.

For that kind of money, I could get the job done a LOT cheaper.
Blackadar
11-10-2004, 06:37 PM
That thing costs $17,000.

For that kind of money, I could get the job done a LOT cheaper.

Yea, for you, it's just a jar of Vaseline.

and 30 seconds.

:)
Desnudo
11-10-2004, 06:38 PM
That thing costs $17,000.

For that kind of money, I could get the job done a LOT cheaper.

Just wait until the pirate Chinese copies flood the market.
Glengoyne
11-10-2004, 06:42 PM
This is my favorite part.

"When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC News' Good Morning America. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'you're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!' "
Franklinnoble
11-10-2004, 06:43 PM
Yea, for you, it's just a jar of Vaseline.

and 30 seconds.

:)
Given $17,000, I think I might spring for the KY Warming Liquid.
GrantDawg
11-10-2004, 08:47 PM
I saw this on GMA and thought "is this appropriate for 8 o'clock in the morning?" Of course my wife has the exact opposite "problem." :)
Suicane75
11-10-2004, 09:19 PM
I saw this on GMA and thought "is this appropriate for 8 o'clock in the morning?" Of course my wife has the exact opposite "problem." :)

Yet if Howard Stern said tit he'd be fined a million dollars. :rolleyes:
Hell, at this point you could shove a tree branch up a naked womans ass on Oprah as long as she claimed it was a new Chinese medical procedure to cleanse the colon.

Not trying to threadjack, just thinking out loud.
CamEdwards
11-10-2004, 09:51 PM
$17,000 for an orgasm?

It's times like these that I am so glad I'm a man.
DeToxRox
11-10-2004, 09:56 PM
$17,000 for an orgasm?

It's times like these that I am so glad I'm a man.

yeah, cam only needs to pay 50 bucks in the right part of town
CamEdwards
11-10-2004, 09:59 PM
yeah, cam only needs to pay 50 bucks in the right part of town

actually it's $75, but that's for a midget.
DeToxRox
11-10-2004, 10:00 PM
actually it's $75, but that's for a midget.

shouldn't that be half off then?
Coffee Warlord
11-10-2004, 10:26 PM
shouldn't that be half off then?

Obviously you've never had a midget.
DeToxRox
11-10-2004, 10:29 PM
Obviously you've never had a midget.

I have, however, viewed midget porn.
sterlingice
11-10-2004, 10:34 PM
I have, however, viewed midget porn.
So does it cost half as much, twice as much, or the same as regular porn?

SI
sterlingice
11-10-2004, 10:35 PM
Yet if Howard Stern said tit he'd be fined a million dollars. :rolleyes:
Hell, at this point you could shove a tree branch up a naked womans ass on Oprah as long as she claimed it was a new Chinese medical procedure to cleanse the colon.

Not trying to threadjack, just thinking out loud.
Lemme guess, you're working on naked tree colonoscopys right now just so you can get it on Oprah?

SI
Ironhead
11-10-2004, 11:02 PM
Shoudn't there be a Ladies Man reference in this thread?
DeToxRox
11-10-2004, 11:28 PM
So does it cost half as much, twice as much, or the same as regular porn?

SI

it basically took me half as long to get off. the video was short on footage.
Ksyrup
11-11-2004, 07:14 AM
Looks a little different than Motorhead envisioned it back in 1986:


http://picserver.student.utwente.nl/view_image.php/NM68LSQ1AIZ0/picserver.jpeg
DeToxRox
11-11-2004, 02:12 PM
Looks a little different than Motorhead envisioned it back in 1986:


http://picserver.student.utwente.nl/view_image.php/NM68LSQ1AIZ0/picserver.jpeg

the only drug i need is the ace of spades
Blackadar
11-11-2004, 02:16 PM
I looked...

I could have chosen the "Democratic Conspiracy Nuts" thread.

Or come back to the Orgasmatron thread.

Some choices are easy. :)
Desnudo
11-11-2004, 02:21 PM
Some fool started a thread about being able to see a movie on tv too.
Blackadar
11-11-2004, 02:25 PM
Some fool started a thread about being able to see a movie on tv too.

There's no accounting for some peoples' tastes. ;)
rkmsuf
11-11-2004, 02:29 PM
If approved for this use, the orgasmatron device and implantation could cost up to $17,000, but Meloy says he believes some women would be happy to pay that amount to have the orgasmatron permanently embedded in their lower backs. He says the device could be implanted on an outpatient basis.

Heck, charge 100,000...go public, sign me up for some stock.