Back up in your ass, with the resurrection!

[Blackadar]

Just a little Office Space humor for this Friday afternoon.

Now back to our regularly scheduled drudgery, already in progress.

[digamma]

That sounds good Peter.

[Noop]

Huh?

[bryce]

Yeeeaaaah, I'm gonna go ahead and need you to come in tomorrow. Gotta play catchup.. OOH, and I almost forgot, yea, Sunday, too. That'd be greeeat. Thaaanks, Peter...

[rkmsuf]

I hope you are wearing all your flair.

[sachmo71]

We "fixed the glitch".

[rkmsuf]

Paper jam..come on you little bitch.

[Franklinnoble]

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

[albionmoonlight]

"Why should I change, he's the one who sucks?"

[rkmsuf]

Yeah they did the same thing in Superman 3.

[Blackadar]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

[gottimd]

Give em the "O" face

[DeToxRox]

soooo which songs your favorite?

[lurker]

I celebrate his entire collection.

[Castlerock]

If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison.

[rkmsuf]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.


Hey Peter, turn to channel 9. It's the breast exam!

[Wolfpack]

I could set this place on fire....

[digamma]

You're going to have to talk to payroll about that...

[bryce]

Na-ghee-na-na-jar, why is that so hard to pronounce? It is really not that difficult.

[heybrad]

It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

[ScottVib]

I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume...

[bryce]

"I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton."

"That is not right, Michael."

[bryce]

"Why would I do that? I have a good job."

"What if ya didn't?"

[DanGarion]

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.

[heybrad]

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

[Arles]

Did you get the memo?

[DeToxRox]

"so you're stealing from the oprhans?"

[Sun Tzu]

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

[bryce]

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays...

------

Let me ask you something. Has anyone ever asked you if you had a case of the Mondays?

No. Nah, man. Hell no! I reckon you get your ass kicked for saying something like that...

[bryce]

Tell me about it; I gotta wake my ass up every morning at 6am this week. Yea, I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds."

[Arles]

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob."

[bryce]

"Sometimes I get the feeling Anne's cheating on me."

"Yea, I get that feeling, too."

"What?"

"I dunno, Peter, she just looks like.... Shit, Peter, I'm sorry, I'm talking out of my ass."

[Butter]

It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Yes, it is horrible, this idea.

[bryce]

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

The funniest part of this movie to me was actually a non-verbal scene. If you haven't noticed it already, watch how many sugars Michael pours into his coffee when the three of them are at Chotchsky's on Monday morning. One after another after another after another. Cracks me up every time for some reason.

[bryce]

"Can't tomorrow. Anne is having me see an occupational hypnotherapist.... I don't know, maybe he can help. He helped Anne lose weight."

"Peter, she's anorexic."

"Yea, the guy's really good."

[bryce]

PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?!

[if you can't tell, i really don't feel like working this afternoon. reciting the movie to myself is much more enjoyable...]

[condors]

has anyone seen my swingline stapler?

[Bubba Wheels]

There seems to be a problem with my paycheck...

[JeeberD]

Tell me about it; I gotta wake my ass up every morning at 6am this week. Yea, I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds."

"...in Los Colinas"

[WSUCougar]

Hey Peter? Watch out for your corn-hole, man.

[Coffee Warlord]

Um. I don't work at that place anymore, guys.

[sabotai]

This is a fuck!

[rkmsuf]

I've got a meeting with the Bob's...they called me a home. Come back later.

[Glengoyne]

I can take my traveler checks to another resort.

[Mustang]

Lumbergh fucked her.

[Pyser]

i'd say i only do 15 minutes of actual work each week.

[Craptacular]

Yes, I am also not a pussy.

[Craptacular]

You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

[stevew]

Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

[Poli]

Deeper and deeper...

[Dutch]

Look, I already told you, I deal with the god-damned customers so that the engineers don't have to! I'm a people-person. Don't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!!!???

[cartman]

Eazy is his name and the boy is coming straight outta Compton...

[Flasch186]

Peter keeps screwing up his TPS reports.