Hollywood is Dead. It's Official.

[rkmsuf]

Words cannot describe the probable suckitude.

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The Pacifier (2005)
Directed by
Adam Shankman


Genre: Comedy / Action

Plot Outline: Disgraced Navy S.E.A.L. Shane Wolf (Diesel) is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains in the kids' house. (more) (view trailer)

Production Notes/Status:
Status: Post-production

http://thighswideshut.org/images/movies/vinpacifier.jpg

[Flasch186]

need some underpants?

[Franklinnoble]

They already did this movie once before:

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2/2001/1121/photo/i_nanny_i.jpg

[rkmsuf]

these pretzels are making me thirsty.

[Anthony]

if Vin Diesel would have quit after The Fast And The Furious, he could have gone down as one of the coolest actors ever.

sigh. another one bites the dust.

[MrBug708]

if Vin Diesel would have quit after The Fast And The Furious, he could have gone down as one of the coolest actors ever.

sigh. another one bites the dust.

LMAO

[oliegirl]

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!

[rkmsuf]

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!

*sound of throwing up*

[Fonzie]

if Vin Diesel would have quit after The Fast And The Furious, he could have gone down as one of the coolest actors ever.

sigh. another one bites the dust.

In my opinion that might've been true if he'd quit after Pitch Black. Alas.

[Honolulu_Blue]

This is a "Mr. Nanny" and "Kindergarten Cop" re-make. That's all. Big tough fellas hanging with cute, little kids. It's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

[spleen1015]

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!

Sorry, but I see this as a reason to keep women out of FOFC. :D

[Swaggs]

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!

Have fun at that one, Radii. ;)

[sachmo71]

I think this looks cute! We saw the previews last weekend!!!! Vin Diesel is yummy, so 2 hours of staring at him could never be bad!


Too bad he's gay.

[gstelmack]

As long as the previews aren't showing the only funny moments of the movie, this looks like it could be a GREAT comedy. I've put this on my must-see list. Seriously, the previews showed some great stuff.

[Franklinnoble]

Too bad he's gay.

:D

[MikeVic]

As it stands, The Rock is the only cool action movie star in my book. :cool:

[Samdari]

This somehow looks less appealing to you than Glitter?

[rkmsuf]

This somehow looks less appealing to you than Glitter?

It's close but at least Mariah Carey is female.

[Flasch186]

As long as the previews aren't showing the only funny moments of the movie, this looks like it could be a GREAT comedy. I've put this on my must-see list. Seriously, the previews showed some great stuff.


I sense a boatload of Sarcasm here, no?

[Glengoyne]

Have fun at that one, Radii. ;) Based on Olie's statement, I'd say have fun after that one Radii.

[Radii]

Reason #156 that I am glad Oliegirl can be a stay at home mom: She can catch movies during the day by herself if I think that viewing the movie may destroy what few brain cells I have left.


(also, and Oliegirl can confirm this, my comments after seeing this preview: "Wow, so he just skipped the part where you become a legitimate action star and went straight to Kindergarden Cop, huh?")

[gstelmack]

I sense a boatload of Sarcasm here, no?
Actually, I was dead serious. My wife and I were both roaring through the preview. This has the potential to be a very funny comedy. It looked like they were handling the scenes just right. I really am looking forward to this one.

[rkmsuf]

Reason #156 that I am glad Oliegirl can be a stay at home mom: She can catch movies during the day by herself if I think that viewing the movie may destroy what few brain cells I have left.


(also, and Oliegirl can confirm this, my comments after seeing this preview: "Wow, so he just skipped the part where you become a legitimate action star and went straight to Kindergarden Cop, huh?")

Don't forget in Boiler Room he sold stock as well. He's well rounded.

[stevew]

Don't forget in Boiler Room he sold stock as well. He's well rounded.

I think he chooses horrible material, but this could actually be decent.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Too bad he's gay.

The whole "gay" thing works for him. He's only 4'6" so he doesn't even have to bend over like Tom Cruise to do what they do...

[Desnudo]

Don't forget in Boiler Room he sold stock as well. He's well rounded.

And beat up those elitist bastards from Salomon too!

[kcchief19]

I think QuikSand would put a price tag of $1 billion on this one.

[sachmo71]

The whole "gay" thing works for him. He's only 4'6" so he doesn't even have to bend over like Tom Cruise to do what they do...

I'm stealing your handle. Look for it in a bookstore near you soon.

[Chief Rum]

I agree with gstelmack.

Conceptually, this sounds as horrible as people are making it here. But the preview was pretty damn funny. If that carries through to the movie, it could be a fun little movie.

CR

[Antmeister]

I don't think so. I just saw the trailer and they may only be showing the best parts as well.

View the trailer here:
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=6067http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=6067

[Chief Rum]

To each their own, I guess, although once again, we are talking about the preview here. Liking the preview just means I put it on my little "watch for" list in my head, so I can keep an eye on any indications of whether or not it;s going to be good before actually seeing it.

Usually I get a pretty good idea at least a week before it comes out (forinstance, heard about Alexander's problems at least a month in advance).

How can you not like VD turning an elf-vs-gnome fight bedroom story into a retelling fo one of his combat experiences? :)

CR