i **** your momma

[Anthony]

nm.

i piss on her face. i'm not drunk. yo momma.


Thread title edited by SkyDog. 3 days in the drunk tank issued.

[Suicane75]

nm.

i piss on her face. i'm not drunk. yo momma.


Can I call you daddy?

[Anthony]

i love suicane. i piss on your face. i love to drink.

[JeeberD]

I haven't had a good drunken posting spree in a long, long time. I should do it again some time soon...

[Suicane75]

i love suicane. i piss on your face. i love to drink.

You said you hated me last week, make up your mind. I'm too sensitive to be jerked around like this.

[Anthony]

why did my job have our cjristmas party tonite? it makes not sense. i;m drunk.

[Anthony]

"All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle of the road. And he said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads. Just so happened to be The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

[Anthony]

jeeber d fucks babies in te ass.

don't do tjat jeeber.

[Suicane75]

So does he get a simple ban or the death penalty?

[pooryorick]

nm.

i piss on her face. i'm not drunk. yo momma.
Lock this thread and ban this man immediately. I am a longtime member of this board with posts nearing, if not exceeding, double digits. He fucked my momma. I demand satisfaction.
(as did she, I'm sure)

Also, this reeks of an attention starved loser pretending to be drunk, in order to get attention.

But what do I know?

[sterlingice]

I think a nice, sobering ban. Death penalty is probably a bit steep.

SI

[Anthony]

i put it in skydofs' ass. i fuck his panties.

[Anthony]

hahahahahahahahhaa

[JeeberD]

I'm thinking maybe just a couple of days in the box.

[Suicane75]

I'm thinking maybe just a couple of days in the box.

Give him another 5-10 posts and get back to me.

[Anthony]

hahahahahahahahhaa


hahhahahhahahahahaa. i love it. i'm not drunk.

[Anthony]

I'm thinking maybe just a couple of days in the box.

i love to put it in tje box. he he he.

[Buzzbee]

Dean Houston only slapped kids in the ass when he was drunk.

[pooryorick]

hahhahahhahahahahaa. i love it. i'm not drunk.
Hey, go post in the WSUCougar Holiday Essay Contest thread. If any thread deserves to have its momma fucked, or its ass pissed in, it's that one.

[Anthony]

I think a nice, sobering ban. Death penalty is probably a bit steep.

SI

i'm unbannable. i ;ove sterlingice. i put it in his box.

[Anthony]

i ate a bagel with creamcheese.

"time...it's on your side"
-Coldplay

[DanGarion]

wow you are great at copy and paste.

[Anthony]

i'm going to sleep. got to work tomorrow. i love suicane. i love her.




and sterlingice.

and jeeber d.

[VPI97]

Hey, go post in the WSUCougar Holiday Essay Contest thread. If any thread deserves to have its momma fucked, or its ass pissed in, it's that one.QOTM?

[Anthony]

this is the greatest nite of my life.

[Anthony]

i love VPI. i piss in her face/

[VPI97]

i love VPI. i piss in her face/I feel so honored.

[DaddyTorgo]

wow. FOFC classic HA. Hey ya know, this gives me an idea for a dynasty...a drunken-dynasty, football optional, basically where I will just record what happens as I'm totally trashed.

[stevew]

Did you break her arm before you fucked her in the ass?

[sterlingice]

For some reason, I just can't shake this image of Otis the Drunk (http://www.handmadewebsites.com/andy/otis.html) needing a night to sober up.

SI

[Swaggs]

HA is exempt from bannings.

[Swaggs]

Holy crap... I can't have been the one to threadkill this one. :(

[korme]

jeeber d fucks babies in te ass.

don't do tjat jeeber.

qotm! qotm!

[sovereignstar]

Post another pic of Seth Dwight, loser.

[Suicane75]

I love Sovstar, i piss in teh ass of him too.

[Sun Tzu]

Boy am I glad I clicked on my "FOFC" bookmark just now.

Looks like HA had a little bit too much wowie sauce.

...classic

[Honolulu_Blue]

Is there anyway we can change that "In The Penalty Box" thing under HA's name to "In The Drunk Tank"? Can't this be done?

[panerd]

Does one really "slur" their words when typing? I don't know the answer to this because I have never really been one to drink and type. The only interest I have in computers when I am drunk is porn, not this place.

[Ben E Lou]

Is there anyway we can change that "In The Penalty Box" thing under HA's name to "In The Drunk Tank"? Can't this be done?Your wish is my command.

[korme]

Does one really "slur" their words when typing? I don't know the answer to this because I have never really been one to drink and type. The only interest I have in computers when I am drunk is porn, not this place.
typos become more commonplace and your chance of caring about your spelling goes out the window

[sterlingice]

Your wish is my command.
Anyone want to photoshop Skydog's head onto a picture of Andy Griffith as Sheriff Andy Taylor? http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

SI

[gottimd]

Can someone get drunk during the day to entertain us with their random comments on the board? Come on, Hook the day crowd up!

[Poli]

He loves you, SI. :)

[Honolulu_Blue]

Your wish is my command.

Thanks! :D

Dark Jedis rule!

[John Galt]

What a wondeful way to begin a morning at work. Thanks HA. This was a fantastic thread.

[sachmo71]

Can't hold his liquor...what a surprise.

[WSUCougar]

Can't hold his liquor...what a surprise.
He's the king of...er, um, no, I forgot, that was something else.

[rkmsuf]

this all could have been avoided had he a sock and some ants handy.

[cthomer5000]

So was the thread title actually present tense? This is an on-going affair?

[JeeberD]

Can someone get drunk during the day to entertain us with their random comments on the board? Come on, Hook the day crowd up!

Hmmm, I only have two beers in the fridge. How about you buy me a case of Shiner or a bottle of vodka, and I'll provide you with entertainment this afternoon... :D

[gottimd]

I'm in DC, it would take awhile for the hooch to get there.

[JeeberD]

OK, you can just paypal me twenty bucks and I'll go buy the booze myself...

[John Galt]

I think I've already read this thread three or four times. It is just amazing. I can't decide which quote I like more:

"jeeber d fucks babies in te ass.

don't do tjat jeeber."

That's pretty much genius right there. But I really like:

"hahhahahhahahahahaa. i love it. i'm not drunk."

In itself it isn't that funny, but HA is quoting and responding to his own post which was:

"hahahahahahahahhaa."

While we are never going to get a Silence of the Banned forum, can't we at least have a permanent Drunk Tank forum and openly encourage people to post while trashed?

[bbor]

Another day in the life of an FOFC'er.

[Kodos]

The man simply cannot hold his paint chips.

[WSUCougar]

The man simply cannot hold his paint chips.
You're my Hero.

[Kodos]

Am I everything you wish you could be? :)

[WSUCougar]

Am I everything you wish you could be? :)
Well, no...but you are my Lake Monster, too.

[Re-posted due to weird dola problem.]

[Franklinnoble]

Can his title stay, even after he's not in the box anymore?

And, seriously, why don't we have a banned users forum? It's possible to do, and it would be an endless source of amusement. I mean, seriously, who doesn't want this?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Can his title stay, even after he's not in the box anymore?

And, seriously, why don't we have a banned users forum? It's possible to do, and it would be an endless source of amusement. I mean, seriously, who doesn't want this?

I second both motions.

[rkmsuf]

I think the problem is that nothing would stop them from posting innapropriate crap over and over and it would become a headache for SD. Or the lack of interaction with anyone else from the board would just cause it to burn out and die. Either way it's probably too much for SD to deal with just for our amusement.

It wouldn't end up being amusing anyway. Too forced. You have to let the I **** your momma threads evolve naturally.

[Suicane75]

Can his title stay, even after he's not in the box anymore?

And, seriously, why don't we have a banned users forum? It's possible to do, and it would be an endless source of amusement. I mean, seriously, who doesn't want this?


I think the problem is that nothing would stop them from posting innapropriate crap over and over and it would become a headache for SD. Or the lack of interaction with anyone else from the board would just cause it to burn out and die. Either way it's probably too much for SD to deal with just for our amusement.

[RPI-Fan]

I will not accept a banning!

[Suicane75]

Why the hell are posts made before posts showing up after posts made after posts?

[Suicane75]

How ya feeling today HA?

[Honolulu_Blue]

I think the problem is that nothing would stop them from posting innapropriate crap over and over and it would become a headache for SD. Or the lack of interaction with anyone else from the board would just cause it to burn out and die. Either way it's probably too much for SD to deal with just for our amusement.

Hmm... Yes. I guess it would be hard to control that lot. The could be linking all sorts of things and posting all sorts of things. Could get ugly and bring ol' SkyDog much grief. That's no good.

[MrBug708]

i ate a bagel with creamcheese.

"time...it's on your side"
-Coldplay


Poor HA. Listening to Coldplay while drunk? That's a suicide waiting to happen.

[Ben E Lou]

Apparently it is all of your faults that HA got suspended. :D
http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3022

[Franklinnoble]

Hmm... Yes. I guess it would be hard to control that lot. The could be linking all sorts of things and posting all sorts of things. Could get ugly and bring ol' SkyDog much grief. That's no good.

No, you could set the forum up to allow no links, no photos, etc. Just raw text.

It would be awesome.

[John Galt]

Apparently it is all of your faults that HA got suspended. :D
http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3022

I don't know why he is upset that he is suspended. His posts last night were easily his funniest ever. It was totally worth it.

[Ben E Lou]

Dola:

There's no chance that I'm setting up a "suspended users" forum. Y'all might as well give that one a rest.

[John Galt]

Dola:

There's no chance that I'm setting up a "suspended users" forum. Y'all might as well give that one a rest.

As long as you give users a few hours of drunken posting before you put them in the drunk tank, I'm good. :D

[Senator]

The people have spoken!

[Suicane75]

And then he goes and blames us for responding. I piss in his ass.

[Ben E Lou]

The people have spoken!

The people??? The people??? *F___* the people!--John Slade

[Franklinnoble]

Dola:

There's no chance that I'm setting up a "suspended users" forum. Y'all might as well give that one a rest.

You are such a dictator sometimes.

[miked]

This is my new favorite thread (although somebody could change by posting some more updates on hot teachers and their exploits with students). All hail HA, all hail HA. He is in the drunk tank for our sins.

[Senator]

The people??? The people??? *F___* the people!--John Slade



Seeing you crush the desires of your subjects brings a tear to my eye. My job is done here.

[Ben E Lou]

As long as you give users a few hours of drunken posting before you put them in the drunk tank, I'm good. :DConsidering the times I normally go to bed and awaken, and the most likely times that a drunk person would come here, the odds are heavily in favor of a having at least a few hours of unfettered drunken posting.

[gottimd]

Considering the times I normally go to bed and awaken, and the most likely times that a drunk person would come here, the odds are heavily in favor of a having at least a few hours of unfettered drunken posting.


Sounds like an invitation for drunken debauchery! As for me, if I am getting loaded, the chances are I am not signing onto the computer when I get home, that is prime nooky time.

[WSUCougar]

I got online once when I was pretty whacked on too much Nyquil. According to my two chat buddies, it was quite a riot.

[KWhit]

Sounds like an invitation for drunken debauchery! As for me, if I am getting loaded, the chances are I am not signing onto the computer when I get home, that is prime nooky time.
Perfect solution:

Give us a few posts the next time you're drunk and getting some prime nooky.

Please. That would elevate the thread to instant classic status.

[Franklinnoble]

Perfect solution:

Give us a few posts the next time you're drunk and getting some prime nooky.

Please. That would elevate the thread to instant classic status.

Isn't that what HA just did? I mean, read the title of this thread...

[Samdari]

But HA was only imagining prime nooky with someone's mama.

Although I suppose when you are that drunk, you really cannot tell the difference between real and imagined nooky.

[sachmo71]

Although I suppose when you are that drunk, you really cannot tell the difference between real and imagined nooky.


Reason number 1 why I will never go out drinking with Samdari. :)

[gottimd]

Although I suppose when you are that drunk, you really cannot tell the difference between real and imagined nooky.


So if I see someone in a bar that looks like this

http://digilander.libero.it/princeak/images/cph/dic/ioback.jpg

It may be you?

[rkmsuf]

footage is coming in now

http://www.rossmansfield.com/stuff/sa/drunkOnTheInternet.jpg

[Subby]

Rick's muff has access to the best archive of images ever.

[Noop]

footage is coming in now
I always pictured you as one of those up north guys... not really a beer drinker. I mean you the type of guy who skips on getting drunk to go home and punch ya dick till you pass out. Or something like that...

[B & B]

Who gets drunk on seven cans of water? Can you say bathroom break?

Oh and drinking stoli vanilla should garner instant penalty box status.

[dawgfan]

footage is coming in now

http://www.rossmansfield.com/stuff/sa/drunkOnTheInternet.jpg

Shorty...?

[Desnudo]

Does one really "slur" their words when typing? I don't know the answer to this because I have never really been one to drink and type. The only interest I have in computers when I am drunk is porn, not this place.

No. Although you do mispell a ton of things.

[korme]

...whistles

[rkmsuf]

I always pictured you as one of those up north guys... not really a beer drinker. I mean you the type of guy who skips on getting drunk to go home and punch ya dick till you pass out. Or something like that...

Who even thinks about dick punching? Issues.

[Noop]

Who even thinks about dick punching? Issues.
You got issues... your a chronic dick puncher...

[Noop]

Ok.

How can I argue something I don't understand.
Layers bro layers... many layers... cdp

[rkmsuf]

You got issues... your a chronic dick puncher...


Ok.

How can I argue something I don't understand.

[Noop]

the hell? How did I do that?

[John Galt]

I see HA is viewing this thread. SD, let him out of the drunk tank early so we can see what he has to say.

[Chubby]

he's still in the drunk tank (at least it says so under his name) but he can't post NYAH NYAH

[Anthony]

for the record, no infant ass was harmed in the making of this thread. likewise, all faces and asses were left urine-free.

it was one helluva party.

[Chubby]

don't try and thread-kill your own thread.

[Cecil Fielder]

bump.

[Balldog]

How did I miss this?

[MacroGuru]

It was a quality post..in fact...the whole day with a drunken HA was quality. I liked the fact of what he did to Mr. Sarbanes and Mr.Oxley's ass

[Anthony]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/HellAtlantic/hell-atlantic-hero.jpg

[WSUCougar]

You are a strange dude.

[Swaggs]

That's a pretty impressive sandwich.

Uh... I mean you are a strange dude.