Favorite Sex Euphemism?

[DeToxRox]

Inspired by Balldogs thread ..

I like to say "i jumped her bones". It sounds kinda' medieval.

Well?

[korme]

i like to lay the pipes

[AnalBumCover]

"Bumpin' uglies" always gives me a chuckle.

[Easy Mac]

I gave her the ol' Shorty in the AnalBumCover while playing with her Maple Leafs.

[Maple Leafs]

I gave her the ol' Shorty in the AnalBumCover.

Edit: Damn you, out of order threads. Now I just look unoriginal and pathetic. Er, even moreso.

[korme]

how did this thread never take off?

I put some sour cream in that burrito.

[Suicane75]

Time to make a hot dog and tuna fish sandwich.

[Balldog]

Wow, I have inspired someone! :)

"Throw the meat to her."

[PilotMan]

"Split her in two."

[gottimd]

Takin the Skin Boat to Tuna Town

[CraigSca]

"Shared a meatball sandwich"

[Blackadar]

Riding the Wild Baloney Pony!

[Draft Dodger]

least favorite is "hot beef injection"

[Draft Dodger]

favorite has always been the simple "hump"

[Raiders Army]

I always liked the "Dirty Sanchez"

[Noop]

Slanged that pipe.
Gave her the business. Now if a girl says you have gave her the business no matter what you will not always have a fuck buddy especially since she considers your pipe laying to be top notch.

[Surtt]

Boink

[bbor]

Go for a jump

[Fonzie]

I've never been a big fan of any euphemism, but "layin' the wood to her" appeals to the baseball fan in me. :)

[Raven Hawk]

I've always been partial to "Playing Hide-the-Sausage"

[Julio Riddols]

I either call it "slappin' ass and callin' names"

Or if she is in a more demure mood, I call it "digging in the garden of eden"

Then there is the football inspired "goin' deep for sex"

Or if i just got off of work, I call it "165 pound/ft impact test"

There are a bunch of others, but who really gives a shit what else I call it.. :) I guess I don't have a favorite though. I like to mix it up.

[duckman]

"plowing the field"

[Tekneek]

I'm surprised nobody said "knockin' boots." I've heard that one a million times.

[Raven Hawk]

"Bumpin' uglies?"

[damnMikeBrown]

for the self satisfying sex. . . "Punchin' the Clown"