help

[JeeberD]

Give her Balldog's phone number.

[Draft Dodger]

This nasty girl keeps IMing me. Whatever, I'll tlak to anyone. But she is now saying things like "hey sexy", "you should come visit me at work", and "why don't we hang out more?"

I want to reply to that last one with MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR THE UGLIEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN, LEAVE ME ALONE!!

But I don't, I say gay shit like "uhhh idk"... what should I do?

tell your mom you "gotta go" and "TTYL". she'll eventually get the hint

[Draft Dodger]

this damn board is RUINING my comedic timing

[Draft Dodger]

on the internet, if you close your eyes, NO girl is ugly.

[Draft Dodger]

why don't we just put ALL my posts first.

[Draft Dodger]

hey guys - scroll down for the first post!

[Draft Dodger]

almost there

[duckman]

Beauty is only a light switch away.

[Draft Dodger]

first post is coming up soon

[Draft Dodger]

hang tight now

[Draft Dodger]

it's worth the wait

[korme]

This nasty girl keeps IMing me. Whatever, I'll tlak to anyone. But she is now saying things like "hey sexy", "you should come visit me at work", and "why don't we hang out more?"

I want to reply to that last one with MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR THE UGLIEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN, LEAVE ME ALONE!!

But I don't, I say gay shit like "uhhh idk"... what should I do?

[Draft Dodger]

well, not really, but hey...

[Draft Dodger]

FINALLY

[vex]

I think she's the one that needs help:D

[Draft Dodger]

I predict Balldog is going to say "LOL"

[Draft Dodger]

and Suicane will make up a story

[vex]

This thread is slightly messed up.

[Suicane75]

I had a problem like this once. My buddy and I would talk on AIM to this cool, but ugly chick, anyway, eventually we both changed screen names cause it was just too difficult to tell her why we were never gonna hook up. Thats why my AIM name isnt Suicane75.......anymore.

Oh, tell her you're gay.

[JeeberD]

Hey, I didn't start this thread!!!!!!!11!!1!!!

[cthomer5000]

just blow her off like 5 times in a row and she'll leave you alone.

[Balldog]

LOL

[duckman]

won't work. she knows i'm money baby

and let me reiterate how ugly she is. there are tons of chicks that i find amazing, and then there is that large batch that i don't find attractive, but if you question if i'd bang them while intoxicated, i'd say yes...

and then there is her.
You be amazed at the power of alcohol.

[duckman]

http://www.silvercreek.wclark.k12.in.us/StudentWork/StudentPages/KCarney/ugly_girl.jpeg
I'd hit it.

[korme]

hahahaha i should do that, and btw, i was so confused when i let this first post sit for a while, refresh it and see 16 replies, then i saw they were ALL DD.

a friend of mine's suggestion
FRIEND: have her come over and suck on your taint

scary.

[RPI-Fan]

Shorty: There is a very easy solution here.

Tell her to hold on so you can ask for advice on what to do on an internet message board with a bunch of people you don't know that is about fake sports.

[korme]

I had a problem like this once. My buddy and I would talk on AIM to this cool, but ugly chick, anyway, eventually we both changed screen names cause it was just too difficult to tell her why we were never gonna hook up. Thats why my AIM name isnt Suicane75.......anymore.

Oh, tell her you're gay.
won't work. she knows i'm money baby

and let me reiterate how ugly she is. there are tons of chicks that i find amazing, and then there is that large batch that i don't find attractive, but if you question if i'd bang them while intoxicated, i'd say yes...

and then there is her.

[korme]

JUST 20 SECONDS AGO, AS I WAS TYPING THAT POST

uglybitch: so r u gonna come visit me?

[Balldog]

won't work. she knows i'm money baby

and let me reiterate how ugly she is. there are tons of chicks that i find amazing, and then there is that large batch that i don't find attractive, but if you question if i'd bang them while intoxicated, i'd say yes...

and then there is her.

http://www.silvercreek.wclark.k12.in.us/StudentWork/StudentPages/KCarney/ugly_girl.jpeg

[korme]

Shorty: There is a very easy solution here.

Tell her to hold on so you can ask for advice on what to do on an internet message board with a bunch of people you don't know that is about fake sports.
she'd just say LOL THATS COOL, bc i want your dick so bad anything you say is funny or soooo coool

[DaddyTorgo]

i think you need to give us her AIM SN so we can all start harassing her! We'll make like we all want her ugly body, just for laughs. Or at least...I will

<----- has no friends

[Flasch186]

id say try to steer things to the craziest most demeaning sex acts she could possibly perform....if she doesnt bat an eye, ten you have to start considering your options.

[korme]

i changed the subject, here's the enxt response

uglybody: so r u comin to visit?
nastyface: or r u avoiding the question?

[korme]

fuck it just ignore my timestamps, my clock is fucked up

stalker (4:34:53 PM): so r u comin to visit?
stalker (4:35:03 PM): or r u avoiding the question?
kormelink3 (4:35:16 PM): haha chill when do u work
stalker (4:35:20 PM): haha
stalker (4:35:25 PM): i was just kidding
stalker (4:35:31 PM): tomorrow night 7-10
kormelink3 (4:36:25 PM): idk ill prob be out doin my thing
stalker (4:36:32 PM): thats cool
stalker (4:36:44 PM): i just get bored, so i ask ppl to come visit me
stalker (4:36:57 PM): and since i havent seen u in a while, thought id ask u

[MrBug708]

Awwww

[korme]

notevenbagable (4:46:45 PM): i was at davids house last night
notevenbagable (4:46:48 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:47:00 PM): cool whatd u do
notevenbagable (4:47:12 PM): we just kinda stopped by, and i drank a lil
notevenbagable (4:47:21 PM): well, enough to get me drunk
notevenbagable (4:47:23 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:47:24 PM): who is wee
notevenbagable (4:47:29 PM): me n clare
kormelink3 (4:47:58 PM): oh i see
notevenbagable (4:48:10 PM): yup
notevenbagable (4:48:20 PM): they wer all surprised when i asked for a drink
notevenbagable (4:48:32 PM): cuz i was always so str8 edge
notevenbagable (4:48:34 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:48:46 PM): u were?
kormelink3 (4:48:50 PM): my brother is
notevenbagable (4:49:05 PM): is he?
notevenbagable (4:49:07 PM): how old is he?
kormelink3 (4:49:10 PM): 21
notevenbagable (4:49:17 PM): crazy
notevenbagable (4:49:33 PM): i was hard core str8 edge
notevenbagable (4:49:46 PM): like, to the point it was disgusting
notevenbagable (4:49:47 PM): lol
notevenbagable (4:49:58 PM): goin to youth group and lockins for church and shit
notevenbagable (4:49:59 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:51:07 PM): ok then
kormelink3 (4:51:09 PM): why did you change
notevenbagable (4:51:26 PM): i moved in with clare
notevenbagable (4:51:28 PM): lol
notevenbagable (4:51:33 PM): she corrupted me
notevenbagable (4:52:41 PM): and i thank her daily for it
notevenbagable (4:52:43 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:52:54 PM): haha thas terrrible
notevenbagable (4:52:59 PM): haha
notevenbagable (4:53:01 PM): y?
kormelink3 (4:53:50 PM): its not, i was kididng
notevenbagable (4:53:56 PM): i figured
notevenbagable (4:54:03 PM): im much more fun now
notevenbagable (4:54:04 PM): lol
kormelink3 (4:55:14 PM): haha ok
kormelink3 (4:55:19 PM): why are u more fun now
notevenbagable (4:56:26 PM): cuz i drink, smoke, etc...


read the last part if you are too bored, but now not only is she ugly as shit, she is conceited and has no idea what the fuck makes someone 'fun'. i am not cooler or more fun because i drink. stupid ass bitch.

[Suicane75]

Dude, is she a lesbian? Get some.

[sovereignstar]

enlightenment..

suicanecomcast (5:11:15 PM): get in on that man
suicanecomcast (5:11:29 PM): hook up with the 3 of them once, then get clare to diss off the stalker
suicanecomcast (5:11:33 PM): then she hates clare and not you
suicanecomcast (5:11:37 PM): and then do clare in the butt
suicanecomcast (5:11:42 PM): Im a fuckin genius

plus bug and sov both ask me if i will come visit them, fags!

Ah I was just going to log off for the night.. maybe not now.

YOU'RE DEAD BITCH DIE D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E

[stevew]

Post order is really annoying

[JeeberD]

Dammit, too bad I hate AIM or else I would join in the fun...

[korme]

enlightenment..

suicanecomcast (5:11:15 PM): get in on that man
suicanecomcast (5:11:29 PM): hook up with the 3 of them once, then get clare to diss off the stalker
suicanecomcast (5:11:33 PM): then she hates clare and not you
suicanecomcast (5:11:37 PM): and then do clare in the butt
suicanecomcast (5:11:42 PM): Im a fuckin genius

plus bug and sov both ask me if i will come visit them, fags!

[MrBug708]

Shorty, Shorty, Shorty

[Flasch186]

.


read the last part if you are too bored, but now not only is she ugly as shit, she is conceited and has no idea what the fuck makes someone 'fun'. i am not cooler or more fun because i drink. stupid ass bitch.


im so proud of my Shorty

[sovereignstar]

read the last part if you are too bored, but now not only is she ugly as shit, she is conceited and has no idea what the fuck makes someone 'fun'. i am not cooler or more fun because i drink. stupid ass bitch.

You're cool because you're a brawler. And you're not a fucking eeltit.

[MrBug708]

Shorty, I know you arent a cold heartless bitch like Suicane, because let's face it, no one is ont his board. (I secretly envy him) Just tell her you have a crush on Clare and then deal with Clare later. This way, it'll kinda upset her and kind of not.

*shrugs*

Or just bone Clare to get it over with

[GoldenEagle]

DraftDodger is a genius, he can can see the future. OMG WTF LOL!!!111

[sovereignstar]

Or just bone Clare to get it over with

I support this message.

[MrBug708]

Shorty, you should ream that other girl whose picture you sent me. Man, that ass and those boobs!

Woot!

[korme]

You're cool because you're a brawler. And you're not a fucking eeltit.
represent my bloods and crips fool i'll smoke yo ass

[GoldenEagle]

Why would JeeberD start a topic that says "help - give her Balldogs phone number"
.
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif

[sovereignstar]

Shorty, you should ream that other girl whose picture you sent me. Man, that ass and those boobs!

Woot!

That better not be some lame attempt to make me feel like I'm missing out on something dammit.

[MrBug708]

Hmmm...Shorty's timestamp is wrong and so is this thread.

Coincidence? I think not...

[stevew]

I clearly think that this may be Shorty's big chance at a 3 way. Clare and the girl in question obviously want it, get your friend to buy you a couple bottles of liquor go over to their house, and go at it man! Dude, she obviously wants your hot short body.

[GoldenEagle]

So is Claire hot?

[JeeberD]

Shorty, you should ream that other girl whose picture you sent me. Man, that ass and those boobs!

Woot!

Christ, hook a brother up!

[GoldenEagle]

Just put a bag over ugly girls face. It works wonders.

[MrBug708]

Suicane, he sent me a picture of the girl he wants...looks good enough, I was just filling in the rest.

Also, it's Shorty Suicane, not a normal guy

[Suicane75]

You fools, you dont go str8 for clare. Damnit man. You get the 3 way first, then you let the chicks fight, thats the way it works. Amatuers.

[EagleFan]

Just remember this: A three way where one of the chicks is ugly beats the hell out of a playboy mag and a box of kleenex. :) If she knows that she's ugly, she might be one hell of a lay (compensatnig for other short-comings).


The previous message was not brought to you by the Christian Youth of America but by the non-related Clinton Youth of America. ;)

[stevew]

Why did Jeeber get credit for starting this thread? Wasnt it shorty who did it?

[stevew]

out of order posts are freaking sweet

[stevew]

my posts keep pushing suicanes back, and changing the time on his thread

[stevew]

I think certain people from this message board must be from the future

[Suicane75]

For real man, Clare has taken up drinking, smoking and partying, she clearly knows shes a little busted and is trying to compensate. Shorty, if you play your cards right you could have clare licking your asshole while she calls you daddy tells you all her other friends wanna have a slumber party in your dorm room and they just think your swelest guy theyve ever met. Its hard to get that kind of commitment from a hot chick.

[stevew]

This is like unlimited dolas here

[korme]

For real man, Clare has taken up drinking, smoking and partying, she clearly knows shes a little busted and is trying to compensate. Shorty, if you play your cards right you could have clare licking your asshole while she calls you daddy tells you all her other friends wanna have a slumber party in your dorm room and they just think your swelest guy theyve ever met. Its hard to get that kind of commitment from a hot chick.
are you drunk!

1) clare is her roomate that she was mentioning, not her herself

2) a threesome isn't a possibility, because i would_not do it with those 2 together. i'd do clare, but even she isn't drop dead sexy.

3) yes the chick i sent a pic of to bug (and noop earlier) is a sexy sexy bitch

[rkmsuf]

give me dead until I'm head

[tanglewood]

This thread is f'ed up in more ways than I thought possible.

[sachmo71]

Christ, hook a brother up!

Ok, you're hooked up. My son.

[WSUCougar]

http://www.silvercreek.wclark.k12.in.us/StudentWork/StudentPages/KCarney/ugly_girl.jpeg
This looks like some twisted female mixture of Andy Dick and that helicopter pilot in The Road Warrior.