Faking It

[korme]

So I know chicks fake it.

But have you ever been in a spot where you had to fake it?

And no I haven't, just curious though.

[IMetTrentGreen]

yes, i have pretended to be interested in what the girl is saying

[Suicane75]

Never. What made you start this thread? You little bastard.

[korme]

oh nothing, i was just thinking it'd be weird if some girl jumped me and wanted me to nut in like oh i don't know, 35 seconds

[Suicane75]

oh nothing, i was just thinking it'd be weird if some girl jumped me and wanted me to nut in like oh i don't know, 35 seconds

It would be very weird if a girl jumped you, let us know when it finaly happens, mmmkay? :D

[korme]

LOL. Well played, Suicane75, well played.

[SackAttack]

Shorty, if she's going for 35 seconds, she's not a "she."

Just a word of friendly advice.

[Flasch186]

i feel nauseous

[sachmo71]

yes

[rkmsuf]

So I know chicks fake it.

But have you ever been in a spot where you had to fake it?

And no I haven't, just curious though.

these are the thoughts entering your mind?

[WSUCougar]

Shouldn't Shorty be asking questions like, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine"?

[CamEdwards]

yes as well.

[sachmo71]

Shouldn't Shorty be asking questions like, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine"?


I thought it was "Wherz more beer?"

[Noop]

I dont think guys can fake it... because it is very simple either you shoot or you don't. Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell.

[rkmsuf]

I dont think guys can fake it... because it is very simple either you shoot or you don't. Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell.

Shorty is creative

[digamma]

oh nothing, i was just thinking it'd be weird if some girl jumped me and wanted me to nut in like oh i don't know, 35 seconds
So, what, you'd have to fake the last 15-20 seconds? I'd say that's doable.

[fantastic flying froggies]

I dont think guys can fake it... because it is very simple either you shoot or you don't. Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell.
I disagree on that one. You can fake a male orgasm easily. If you're 'inside' then go 'Oo aa' and then stop moving and roll over, the chick will think you've cummed (or is it came? ;) ) every single time?

Now, why you would do that is another question altogether...

[rkmsuf]

I disagree on that one. You can fake a male orgasm easily. If you're 'inside' then go 'Oo aa' and then stop moving and roll over, the chick will think you've cummed (or is it came? ;) ) every single time?

Now, why you would do that is another question altogether...

How you fake the erection is another problem all together.

[fantastic flying froggies]

How you fake the erection is another problem all together.
Yup, I'm still working on that one...:p

[Noop]

I disagree on that one. You can fake a male orgasm easily. If you're 'inside' then go 'Oo aa' and then stop moving and roll over, the chick will think you've cummed (or is it came? ;) ) every single time?

Now, why you would do that is another question altogether... Hmm well the girls I deal with for some odd reason want to see it because well I guess if you dont come alot means you been cheating or some shit like that to this girls. Don't ask me seems to be the thing for these girls in highschool...

[rkmsuf]

Hmm well the girls I deal with for some odd reason want to see it because well I guess if you dont come alot means you been cheating or some shit like that to this girls. Don't ask me seems to be the thing for thiese girls in highschool...


bukkake!

[Noop]

bukkake!
I dare you to google chicken bukkake ;)

[rkmsuf]

I dare you to google chicken bukkake ;)


How long have you been waiting to work that into a thread?

[fantastic flying froggies]

Hmm well the girls I deal with for some odd reason want to see it because well I guess if you dont come alot means you been cheating or some shit like that to this girls. Don't ask me seems to be the thing for these girls in highschool...
How I wish I was still in high school... sigh...

[Noop]

How long have you been waiting to work that into a thread?
Not to long unlike my penis pump jokes which seem never have a right place.

[Maple Leafs]

How you fake the erection is another problem all together.
"You really have to sell that to a woman. A lot of eye contact involved." - Dennis Miller.

[Noop]

How I wish I was still in high school... sigh...
You live in France the women and the accent of the women outweight being young.

[Ksyrup]

How you fake the erection is another problem all together.
PINE CONES!

[fantastic flying froggies]

You live in France the women and the accent of the women outweight being young.
oh, it wasn't the 'being young' part I was longing for, more the 'come on the face' part...

[sachmo71]

oh, it wasn't the 'being young' part I was longing for, more the 'come on the face' part...


ewwww!

[BucDawg40]

'YES' here...

"I'm utterly spent" is my favorite line for such situations.

[rkmsuf]

I don't get the male faking unless you are a porn star and can bone for hours.

[AZSpeechCoach]

I dare you to google chicken bukkake ;)

Dammit Noop, you sicko. You made me see MSPaint chicken bukkake. :eek:

[Surtt]

You aren't thinking hard enough, then.

"Thinking hard" isn't the problem.

[sachmo71]

I don't get the male faking unless you are a porn star and can bone for hours.


You aren't thinking hard enough, then.

[rkmsuf]

You aren't thinking hard enough, then.

Apparantly not

[rkmsuf]

"Thinking hard" isn't the problem.

Are you saying you experience a certain "deflation" and faking is kind of like the eject button?

[sabotai]

Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell.

Disagree. A girl can fake the sounds, but she can't fake the involuntary body movements. Once you give a girl a real orgasm, you'll know what I'm talking about. I'm sure some of you know what I mean. The orgams where she looks like she's going through horrible pain, and then her body goes into this shaking, half-shock type deal and her facial expression is one of pain, amazement and euphoria all in one.. She can't fake that.

[sabotai]

You saw that in a movie.

Yes I did...well, we never released it to the public...

Edit: Get off dynamic 5 n00b!

[rkmsuf]

Disagree. A girl can fake the sounds, but she can't fake the involuntary body movements. Once you give a girl a real orgasm, you'll know what I'm talking about. I'm sure some of you know what I mean. The orgams where she looks like she's going through horrible pain, and then her body goes into this shaking, half-shock type deal and her facial expression is one of pain, amazement and euphoria all in one.. She can't fake that.

You saw that in a movie.

[Noop]

You saw that in a movie.
I was thinking the same think... she still can fake it. Personally i can care less when I am pumping its like a race so to speak if she cums first then fine but once i cum I am done. Let her fake for all I care its not like I am going to marry her....sheesh

[sabotai]

I'm a dynamic 2 man.

Well there goes that theory I guess.

[rkmsuf]

I was thinking the same think... she still can fake it. Personally i can care less when I am pumping its like a race so to speak if she cums first then fine but once i cum I am done. Let her fake for all I care its not like I am going to marry her....sheesh

please don't talk about your pumping

[rkmsuf]

Yes I did...well, we never released it to the public...

Edit: Get off dynamic 5 n00b!

I'm a dynamic 2 man.

[bbor]

You saw that in a movie.


When Harry met Sally

[Noop]

please don't talk about your pumping You dont pump? Ah man are you more a humper with short quick jabs?

[rkmsuf]

You dont pump? Ah man are you more a hump with short quick jabs?

It depends who I'm fighting.

[Noop]

It depends who I'm fighting.
*dies*


They make pills to help your problem. ;)

[Ksyrup]

The orgams where she looks like she's going through horrible pain, and then her body goes into this shaking, half-shock type deal and her facial expression is one of pain, amazement and euphoria all in one.. She can't fake that.
At least, not without a car battery and a set of jumper cables.

[rkmsuf]

Oh, by the way...one of these days, when you aren't being selfish, try to get your "lover" off, if not at the same time, then first. You might notice a difference.


pumpers have no time for that crap.

[sachmo71]

I was thinking the same think... she still can fake it. Personally i can care less when I am pumping its like a race so to speak if she cums first then fine but once i cum I am done. Let her fake for all I care its not like I am going to marry her....sheesh


Who says chivalry is dead?
Any girl would be lucky to have you, Noop.


Oh, by the way...one of these days, when you aren't being selfish, try to get your "lover" off, if not at the same time, then first. You might notice a difference.

[Flasch186]

did i mention my nauseousness?

[WSUCougar]

sachmo gets it. Noop does not.

[sabotai]

At least, not without a car battery and a set of jumper cables.

....so that's why she always wanted to do it in the garage...

[sabotai]

I give the female an orgasm out of purely selfish reasons. The more I give her an orgasm (and the better the orgasm is), the more she'll fuck me (not to mention the sex is much better).

[sabotai]

And the more likely she is to agree to the fun stuff.

That's very true as well. :D

[Samdari]

I give the female an orgams out of purely selfish reasons. The more I give her an orgasm (and the better the orgasm is), the more she'll fuck me (not to mention the sex is much better).

And the more likely she is to agree to the fun stuff.

[WSUCougar]

Honestly bro at my age did you care?
No, I didn't. But we're just saying you should.

[Noop]

sachmo gets it. Noop does not.
Honestly bro at my age did you care?

[Noop]

Who says chivalry is dead?
Any girl would be lucky to have you, Noop.


Oh, by the way...one of these days, when you aren't being selfish, try to get your "lover" off, if not at the same time, then first. You might notice a difference.
Please man who cares if she wants to fake it that is her business... if she wants to cum then she will say do this because it helps her reach her climax but if she just wants to fake I can do nothing about that. Point blank and simple.

Some of you on here act like little girls soon as I say something to clown around all of a sudden you all have morals and care about things. Whatever I am done with this thread unless attack then I must release Lighting 3(Final Fantasy 7) :)

[Noop]

No, I didn't. But we're just saying you should.
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Flasch186]

LIGHTNING BOLT!! LIGHTNING BOLT!! LIGHTNING BOLT!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[WSUCougar]

Noop, it's just a comparison between a rutting buck, which is how most men start their sexual lives (well, after the intensive jerking-off era and the nervous PE stage), and a man who actually puts some thought and effort into love-making. If you think it doesn't matter, all I can tell you is that in my experience you're wrong. Sure, you can bang away and have a blast, but once your style evolves a bit you may be amazed at the transition. And so will the womenfolk. ;)

[Flasch186]

NATURAL 20!!!!!!

[sachmo71]

Please man who cares if she wants to fake it that is her business... if she wants to cum then she will say do this because it helps her reach her climax but if she just wants to fake I can do nothing about that. Point blank and simple.

Some of you on here act like little girls soon as I say something to clown around all of a sudden you all have morals and care about things. Whatever I am done with this thread unless attack then I must release Lighting 3(Final Fantasy 7) :)


Morals? It has nothing to do with morals. I'm trying to help you here.

Give it a shot, and report back. If you need instructions on how to get a woman off, go buy a book.

[Noop]

Morals? It has nothing to do with morals. I'm trying to help you here.

Give it a shot, and report back. If you need instructions on how to get a woman off, go buy a book.
It wasn't directed toward you or this topic... it was more a general statement. And no I don't need instructions I have many happy "customers" I was just making the point if she wants to fake that is her business not main. Point blank and simple.

WSU - I don't want to respone because well you and others will get offended. I see what your getting at... thank you for the tip.

[sovereignstar]

Now this is the FOFC I have lived for.

Yes, I've faked it, but how buyable it was I don't know. Girls I've talked to have asked, "What?!" and "How?". Apparently, they can feel it pretty easily when you cum inside of them.

There was only one girl that I faked it with and it was more than once. She was a freaky type who liked it rough, quick, and often. To be quite serious, it wasn't very enjoyable sometimes.

Well to be honest, sometimes I just needed to regroup and I wouldn't hesitate to get my soldiers out of there. Vaya con dios, el freako!

[korme]

Ok you guys have had some solid responses.

But can I get a little advice from someone maybe better on the subject?

Suicane, perhaps? You got any closing words?

[Maple Leafs]

I was just making the point if she wants to fake that is her business not main."Women of course have two types of orgasm - the real ones, and the ones they make up on their own. And I can give you the official male position on this, which is... we're fine with it. You do whatever it is you have to do." -- Jerry Seinfeld

[rkmsuf]

Ok you guys have had some solid responses.

But can I get a little advice from someone maybe better on the subject?

Suicane, perhaps? You got any closing words?


Advice as to what? Technique?

[korme]

rkmsuf: *whoosh*

[Ksyrup]

I have never faked it. In the rare instances when it hasn't happened for me before it happened for her, my partner knew about it, and it got taken care of in another way - which, when done right, is probably just as good, if not better, than the act itself.

A true win-win situation, methinks.

[rkmsuf]

I have never faked it. In the rare instances when it hasn't happened for me before it happened for her, my partner knew about it, and it got taken care of in another way - which, when done right, is probably just as good, if not better, than the act itself.

A true win-win situation, methinks.


so no pine cones?

[korme]

i faked the last 35 seconds of it, sui, i knew you had to run in about 5 minutes

[Ksyrup]

so no pine cones?
No need for pine cones - I've never had *that* problem.

[Suicane75]

Ok you guys have had some solid responses.

But can I get a little advice from someone maybe better on the subject?

Suicane, perhaps? You got any closing words?


Yes, I made you my bitch in Literati. That is all.

[Suicane75]

i faked the last 35 seconds of it, sui, i knew you had to run in about 5 minutes

I keel you now.

[sachmo71]

Ok you guys have had some solid responses.

But can I get a little advice from someone maybe better on the subject?

Suicane, perhaps? You got any closing words?


Bawhahahaha!

[vtbub]

Fall asleep.

[JeffNights]

I have faked it myself a couple of times....both were with this one GF at the time, it was during an extended session and i'm happily pouncing away, but alas. I simply cannot bust a load if i have to pee, it just wont happen. I remember thinking both times "what the hell is wrong with my plumbing?"..so i faked so i could take a piss. Nice.

[Chief Rum]

oh nothing, i was just thinking it'd be weird if some girl jumped me and wanted me to nut in like oh i don't know, 35 seconds

Don't worry, Shorty, most girls will likely guess you can't last that long.

[Chief Rum]

Give it a shot...

Bad choice of words, Chris.