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JeeberD
01-20-2005, 02:40 PM
hxxp://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6711
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
01-20-2005, 02:41 PM
Dare I even ask how you found that?
Suicane75
01-20-2005, 02:43 PM
God damn that is some serious oddness.
rkmsuf
01-20-2005, 02:43 PM
JeeberD...are you off your medication?
JeeberD
01-20-2005, 02:46 PM
Dare I even ask how you found that?
You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before... ;)
sovereignstar
01-20-2005, 02:49 PM
You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before... ;)
Um.. I had to. I didn't know what it meant.
:(
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
01-20-2005, 02:54 PM
You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before... ;)
Um no. I prefer men who aren't, so my Google searches revolve around that.
Question is, why are you so interested in eunichs? Getting married or something?
:D
JeeberD
01-20-2005, 03:03 PM
Well, the girlfriend does have my nuts in a vice over decorating our new apartment.
None of my old stuff is allowed to go up on the walls... :(
rkmsuf
01-20-2005, 03:03 PM
Well, the girlfriend does have my nuts in a vice over decorating our new apartment.
None of my old stuff is allowed to go up on the walls... :(
Based on this thread I think I can see why.
Lathum
01-20-2005, 03:11 PM
I take it this isn't worksafe?
MIJB#19
01-20-2005, 03:11 PM
You mean: http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_perplexed.gif?
Lathum
01-20-2005, 03:15 PM
You mean: http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_perplexed.gif?
I mean I probably shouldn't open this link at work.
mckerney
01-20-2005, 03:17 PM
I mean I probably shouldn't open this link <s>at work</s> ever.
Fixed it for you.
JeeberD
01-20-2005, 03:18 PM
No dirty pics, but it will lead to disturbing mental imagry...
MIJB#19
01-20-2005, 03:37 PM
I mean I probably shouldn't open this link at work.I wasn't referring to you, but to the topic title.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
01-20-2005, 04:18 PM
Jeeber, is this (http://www.rgj.com/news/stories/html/2005/01/19/90181.php?sps=rgj.com&sch=LocalNews&sp1=rgj&sp2=News&sp3=Local+News&sp5=RGJ.com&sp6=news&sp7=local_news) why you were looking up eunichs?
Glengoyne
01-20-2005, 04:22 PM
I should just know better than to open a link to eunich.org.
I will join in and say WTF? WTF were you doing there to see that?
DanGarion
01-20-2005, 04:23 PM
Jeeber, is this (http://www.rgj.com/news/stories/html/2005/01/19/90181.php?sps=rgj.com&sch=LocalNews&sp1=rgj&sp2=News&sp3=Local+News&sp5=RGJ.com&sp6=news&sp7=local_news) why you were looking up eunichs?
Arg, you beat me to it!
JeeberD
01-20-2005, 04:32 PM
Heh, that link was actually posted on a different board and I thought that I would bring thei weirdness over here...
Pumpy Tudors
01-20-2005, 06:46 PM
hxxp://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=39487&postcount=3 (http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=39487&postcount=3)
The emoticons seal the deal. (so to speak)
FrogMan
01-20-2005, 07:05 PM
HOLY MOLY!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Yeah, was curious, so I went, but hot darn, this is in the guy's signature!!!
Castrated 14 May 2001 by Dr. Felix Spector in a proper, legal, and safe medical setting. Empty scrotum removed by Dr. Kimmel on 18 January 2002.
http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/1asp156.gif http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/1asp156.gif http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/1asp156.gif http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/1asp156.gif
Dr. Kimmel's phone number: (215) 563-0847
Dr. Kimmel's FAX number: (215) 568-4881
My primary concern is Eunuch health issues, including safe castrations.
http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/f_cat.gif http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/f_cat.gif http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/f_cat.gif http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/f_cat.gif
"Because Nice Matters"
I think I'm gonna be sick...
FM
I think there is an OWNED picture waiting to happen somewhere.
JeeberD
01-20-2005, 11:07 PM
The scissors emoticon is what gets me...
EagleFan
01-20-2005, 11:14 PM
No Jeeber!!! No!!!! They wanted UNIX programmers!!!! Don't schedule the surgery (or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!
Swaggs
01-20-2005, 11:16 PM
Painful. Just painful.
JeeberD
01-20-2005, 11:38 PM
(or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!
*cringe*
duckman
01-21-2005, 10:25 AM
Jeebs: Less time on the computer and more time with girlfriend.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
01-21-2005, 10:43 AM
No Jeeber!!! No!!!! They wanted UNIX programmers!!!! Don't schedule the surgery (or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!
I hear some women don't even need scissors. They only need their bare hands..
FrogMan
01-21-2005, 10:52 AM
I hear some women don't even need scissors. They only need their bare hands..
not that you would personally know about that, right, you've only "heard" about it, right???
ARLEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D
FM
cartman
01-21-2005, 11:17 AM
This thread shows a big difference between men and women.
While Farrah and the other double X chromers say "Geez, that sounds like it might hurt", all of us guys are curled up in the fetal position under our desks, wimpering like little babies.
Loren
01-21-2005, 11:27 AM
SOO here's a couple things that caught my eye off that board...
is the $2,000 just for castration or is that sac removel as well EWWWWWWW
Castration only: $2,000
Castration and scrotal removal (both done at the same time): $3,200
Scrotal removal only (done at a later date): $1,500
Being a Eunuch... PRICELESS!!! Gotta love the eunuch sense of humor
Your body will object to having the balls removed, save the sac for another day. umm YEeahhh
apparently ill be having visions of an empty nut sac running through my head the rest of the day, ohhh whoooo will be the lucky person who sees me first and i JUST HAVE TO TELL about this :confused: (i called the husband :D ), and just so I can say I learned something from this appparently "phantom pains" (as in feeling like youve been kicked)can exist for the rest of your life when you have your nuts removed, goood times, good times..
cartman
01-21-2005, 11:32 AM
You should never do this to your fireman.
SlapBone
01-21-2005, 03:08 PM
This thread shows a big difference between men and women.
While Farrah and the other double X chromers say "Geez, that sounds like it might hurt", all of us guys are curled up in the fetal position under our desks, wimpering like little babies.
It's true and this is the sentence that did it to me:
I had enough of sex, wanted the Eunuch calm, now have it, and that's that. I doubt if that can be regarded as a fetish.
I think the non-eunuch chaos is just fine with me. Besides with four kids, the damage is already done. :p
sportsfan13
01-21-2005, 03:20 PM
I have one question for all men considering this: Why would you want to get rid of your best feature??? ;)
Ksyrup
01-21-2005, 04:41 PM
If I ever start a band, I'm calling it The Eunuch Calm.
FrogMan
01-21-2005, 06:31 PM
I have one question for all men considering this: Why would you want to get rid of your best feature??? ;)
I'm not sure you're on the right forum to ask that question. Maybe you should register at that other forum and ask over there ;)
FM
BigJohn&TheLions
01-21-2005, 06:38 PM
You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before... ;)
Only regarding Randy Johnson: The Big Eunich
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