Iron Maiden rewrites history?

[ageofquarrel]

hxxp://www.spazoutny.com/ironmaiden.htm

My favorite part:

Number Of The Beast's first track "Invaders" depicts the horror of a Viking raid on the British isles. The Vikings were Scandinavian warriors who terrorized the coasts of Europe from the 9th-11th Centuries. No one really knows why the Vikings were so pissed off, but most historians agree that it's probably because they had to wear skirts and were named after a shitty football team from Minnesota

[chinaski]

Any of those buttrocker class pictures could easily be mine from 3rd-6th grade...

[Ksyrup]

It calls into question the academic standards of this institution, and my Mom is totally going to kick my ass when she sees it.



I think his big brother wrote the first part, and he wrote the second part.

[Ksyrup]

All kidding aside, I wrote my Senior English paper with a huge bit of assistance from IM's Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

[sachmo71]

All kidding aside, I wrote my Senior English paper with a huge bit of assistance from IM's Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
EDIT: Ksyrup is smarter than me.

[Ksyrup]

EDIT: Ksyrup is smarter than me.
That's because I've been a metalhead since '81.

[rkmsuf]

That's because I've been a metalhead since '81.


I swear the first time I read this that I read "meathead".

[Ksyrup]

Some people would not quibble about either characterization.

[sachmo71]

That's because I've been a metalhead since '81.
Me too. :(


:D