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DeToxRox
04-09-2005, 05:29 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=566710



COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho Mar 9, 2005 — A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.


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The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.


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JeeberD
04-09-2005, 05:34 PM
COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho...isn't that where Ryan Leaf retired to?

Coincidence? I think not...

Swaggs
04-09-2005, 05:34 PM
Peanut Butter on your cheese sandwich vs Sperm Frosting on your brownies.

Hmmmm...

ice4277
04-09-2005, 05:34 PM
i get the feeling that you were on google, did a search for 'semen-frosted brownies' and this was the first thing that came up

DeToxRox
04-09-2005, 05:35 PM
I blame it on Pedro.

Anthony
04-09-2005, 05:39 PM
did they at least taste good?

sabotai
04-09-2005, 05:40 PM
*Most over used excuse for everything*

Well, this is just a symptom of life in a post 9/11 world.

ice4277
04-09-2005, 05:40 PM
And then you read the article and I bet you "came up".
your mom

DeToxRox
04-09-2005, 05:41 PM
i get the feeling that you were on google, did a search for 'semen-frosted brownies' and this was the first thing that came up

And then you read the article and I bet you "came up".

sovereignstar
04-09-2005, 05:44 PM
Work on the thread title a little - I'm sure you could cum up with something better. Should I really not eat brownies because of this? Of course not.

ice4277
04-09-2005, 05:45 PM
i'll tp your house. our cities not that big. guess and check, partner.
I'll get the guys who own Mr. J's on your ass and it'll be over before you know it.

DeToxRox
04-09-2005, 05:45 PM
your mom

i'll tp your house. our cities not that big. guess and check, partner.

Joe
04-09-2005, 05:47 PM
did they at least taste good?


they were orgasmic

ice4277
04-09-2005, 05:48 PM
I ride with the Tweenies posse. Sure you wanna' rumble?nevermind, you win

sooner333
04-09-2005, 05:48 PM
He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

No, I think he meant "mad enough to give him semen-frosted brownies."

DeToxRox
04-09-2005, 05:49 PM
I'll get the guys who own Mr. J's on your ass and it'll be over before you know it.

I ride with the Tweenies posse. Sure you wanna' rumble?

ice4277
04-09-2005, 05:53 PM
Good. Their breadsticks are dominate, too.
they go even better with semen-encrusted brownies





or so I've heard

DeToxRox
04-09-2005, 05:54 PM
nevermind, you win

Good. Their breadsticks are dominate, too.

cthomer5000
04-09-2005, 08:50 PM
Van Wilder was an entertaining movie.

TargetPractice6
04-09-2005, 08:58 PM
The post order bug hit this thread hard... I wonder if it will ever go away.

EagleFan
04-09-2005, 09:20 PM
How exactly does he end up getting charged with "Disturbing the Peace" for doing that?

Desnudo
04-09-2005, 09:25 PM
I would say that's a pretty old reason for not wanting to eat unknown brownies.