FHM's 100 Sexiest Women

[TLK]

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jennifer Garner
3. Paris Hilton
4. Charlize Theron
5. Halle Berry
6. Alyssa Milano
7. Teri Hatcher
8. Pamela Anderson
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Lindsay Lohan
11. Keira Knightley
12. Salma Hayek
13. Cameron Diaz
14. Leeann Tweeden
15. Mariah Carey
16. Jessica Simpson
17. Beyonce Knowles
18. Carmen Electra
19. Maria Sharapova
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
21. Jessica Biel
22. Jessica Alba
23. Brooke Burke
24. Jenna Jameson
25. Heidi Klum
26. Vida Guerra
27. Christina Aguilera
28. Kristin Kreuk
29. Faith Hill
30. Gwen Stefani
31. Jennifer Lopez
32. The Olsen Twins
33. Shania Twain
34. Beth Ostrosky
35. Mandy Moore
36. Josie Maran
37. Janet Jackson
38. Eva Longoria
39. Adriana Lima
40. Reese Witherspoon
41. Jennifer Aniston
42. Jamie-Lynn DiScala
43. Tara Reid
44. Maggie Grace
45. Elizabeth Hurley
46. Eliza Dushku
47. Kate Hudson
48. Anna Benson
49. Natalie Portman
50. LeAnn Rimes
51. Penelope Cruz
52. Mischa Barton
53. Eva Mendes
54. Jenny McCarthy
55. Katherine Heigl
56. Lucy Liu
57. Jennie Finch
58. Maggie Gyllenhaal
59. Amanda Righetti
60. Kate Bosworth
61. Estella Warren
62. Anna Kournikova
63. Landi Swanepoel
64. Sarah Michelle Gellar
65. Gisele Bundchen
66. Neve Campbell
67. Uma Thurman
68. Catherine Zeta-Jones
69. Nicole Kidman
70. Emma Bunton
71. Kate Beckinsale
72. Katie Holmes
73. Morgan Webb
74. Heather Graham
75. Evangeline Lilly
76. Shakira
77. Rachel Bilson
78. Kaley Cuoco
79. Amanda Beard
80. Sofia Vergara
81. Ashanti
82. Denise Richards
83. Molly Sims
84. Alessandra Ambrosio
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Mayra Veronica
87. Jamie Pressley
88. Jennifer Connelly
89. Monica Bellucci
90. Kristi Leskinen
91. Logan Tom
92. Kelly Clarkson
93. Jennifer Hanson
94. Courtney Hansen
95. Alicia Keys
96. Brande Roderick
97. Natalie Gulbis
98. Milla Jovovich
99. Rebecca Romijn
100. Roselyn Sanchez
Is Sharapova even 18 yet?

and a whole bunch of sport chicks.... pretty cool

[Samdari]

Ugh Jenifer Garner looks like a transsexual. She's got an Adam's Apple for God's sake!

[Draft Dodger]

this is a travesty - I don't see ANY of the ladies of the FOFC on that list.

[dawgfan]

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

[Comey]

She's not. And I love that Britney Spears isn't on that list.

[Joe]

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

she is yuck.

[VPI97]

My top 10:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Salma Hayek
4. Jessica Alba
5. Beyonce Knowles
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Eva Longoria
9. Reese Witherspoon
10. Jennifer Aniston

[Comey]

Milano is #1 on my list, followed by Knightley, JLH, and Teri Hatcher (I like brunette/brown eyes girls).

[gottimd]

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?
Not here. She is so god damn annoying and talentless. People like her piss me off. When I see her on TV, the only thing I can think of is, if I met her in person would I give her a cleveland steamer or a peppermint swirl?

[Karim]

No problem with #1...

[Noop]

A group a of white guys made this list because half these hoes look alike... and have no ass or titties.

[gottimd]

A group a of white guys made this list because half these hoes look alike... and have no ass or titties.

Just looking at the top 10:
1. Angelina Jolie Tits
2. Alyssa Milano Ass
3. Salma Hayek Tits/Ass
4. Jessica Alba Ass
5. Beyonce Knowles Ass
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Tits
7. Jessica Simpson Tits/Ass
8. Eva Longoria Ass
9. Reese Witherspoon
10. Jennifer Aniston Ass
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[Fritz]

59. Amanda Righetti
60. Kate Bosworth
61. Estella Warren
62. Anna Kournikova
63. Ben Lewis
64. Sarah Michelle Gellar
65. Gisele Bundchen
66. Neve Campbell


whoda thunk it

[TLK]

Without much thought.....

1. Rachel Bilson
2. Keira Knightley
3. Emma Bunton
4. Eliza Dushku
5. Alyssa Milano
6. Summer Sanders
7. Jennifer Aniston
8. Amanda Peet
9. Mandy Moore
10. Anne Hathaway

[Buccaneer]

1. Angie Harmon
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101-9999. Most of the rest...
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1,245,772. Nicole Kidman (that's for you Coug)
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Way Below That. Sluts like Hilton


So there.

[gottimd]

1,245,772. Nicole Kidman

No way, you have to at least give her 1,245,771.

[Buccaneer]

Just looking at the top 10:
1. Angelina Jolie Tits
2. Alyssa Milano Ass
3. Salma Hayek Tits/Ass
4. Jessica Alba Ass
5. Beyonce Knowles Ass
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Tits
7. Jessica Simpson Tits/Ass
8. Eva Longoria Ass
9. Reese Witherspoon Gums and a Pointy Chin
10. Jennifer Aniston Ass
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Completed it.

[Buccaneer]

No way, you have to at least give her 1,245,771.
Fair enough. Ben Lewis still ranks higher.

[Noop]

Just looking at the top 10:
1. Angelina Jolie Tits - Fake
2. Alyssa Milano Ass - That is not an ass sorry
3. Salma Hayek Tits/Ass - I think those titties are natural not to sure
4. Jessica Alba Ass - Nope not an ass
5. Beyonce Knowles Ass - Sorry no
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Tits - Haha fake
7. Jessica Simpson Tits/Ass - Alright
8. Eva Longoria Ass - No
9. Reese Witherspoon - LOL No
10. Jennifer Aniston Ass - Overrated
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Christina Milian should be on this list. Mya should be on this list I can name a few... This list is for white guys because aint to many brothers read mags. LOL

[Surtt]

15. Mariah Carey

This is a joke, right?

[gottimd]

Fake fun bags are still fun bags. As for asses, thats all opinion.

[cthomer5000]

The top 3 are major nos for me. this list sucks.

[Galaxy]

Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner, Paris Hilton, Mariah Carey? Are these Star Treck Guys doing the ratings?

[Suicane75]

Some thoughts,

Christina Aguilera- Just a dirty, dirty little girl. That'd be some fun.
Mariah Carey- Crazy out of her gourd and meaty, gimme summadat.
Angelina Jolie- A fucking walking wet dream wether your black, white or martian.
Eva Longoria- Has never once made me happy in the pants, she's so tiny and underpronounced, i just don't get it.
Beyonce Knowles- I'd hit it where it stinks but she needs to stop trying so hard.
Jennifer Love Hewitt- Those tits will always be my cryptonite, as C-List as she has become I still dream of those milk bags.
Jessica Simpson- I'd rather do Ashley Simpson, I honestly would, it'd be so much more fun.
Paris Hilton- No fuckin way.
Cameron Diaz- I would do her......If I were Micheal Jackson.
Carmen Electra- The body is still there but that face is starting to fall apart.
Beth Ostrosky- WTF, she could pass as Howard Sterns twin sister instead of his girlfriend.

[Swaggs]

whoda thunk it

#63 with a bullet. Watch out Angelina.

[Swaggs]

Beth O. works for FHM, so not much of a surprise to see her there.

[MikeVic]

Christina Milian should be on this list. Mya should be on this list I can name a few... This list is for white guys because aint to many brothers read mags. LOL

I agree that Mya should be on for sure. That Moulin Rouge video with her in it did something for me... Milian should be on there somewhere too. That video where she has wet hair and that blue thing she's wearing also did something for me..... :D

Some of the people on the list (either the ranking or the fact that they're even on) is just completely wrong. Alba should be much higher too.

[Eaglesfan27]

Christina Milian should be on this list. Mya should be on this list I can name a few... This list is for white guys because aint to many brothers read mags. LOL
White guys really like Milian and Mya as well. I agree they both belong on the list.

[cuervo72]

I'm not sure who *should* be on the list (Nikki Cox would be), but a lot of the ones actually *on* the list wouldn't have come to mind for me. Maybe I'm just getting old/out of touch. Or maybe I'm coming to the realization that a lot of these stars just aren't much better looking than some of the "regular" people you bump into.

(...WTF, the *Olsen Twins*?? Janet Jackson?? Maybe oh, 15-20 years ago)

[JeeberD]

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?


I can't stand the bitch, but I have to admit that she has some nice tits...

[Ksyrup]

(...WTF, the *Olsen Twins*?? Maybe oh, 15-20 years ago)
:eek:

:D

[Ksyrup]

I couldn't match 50% of these chicks with their pictures. Of the rest I know, I wouldn't have ranked 30 of them, probably. In fact, I don't think I could list 100 pretty celebrity women without about a month's worth of research. And I'm too old, fat, lazy, and married to care that much.

[cuervo72]

Point - KSYRUP!

[BYU 14]

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?

She couldn't pull greyhounds wrapped in Rabbit fur IMO, looks like a ferret with blond hair........just fucking ugly to me.

[Tigercat]

The Olsen Twins? What the hell? Besides appealing to some guy's dirty old man fantasies, what do those two aluminum poles with little apparent personality have to offer to make themselves "sexy?"

Natalie Portman, on the other hand, is petite done right! Her ranked that low, behind the Olsen Twins, is crazy.

[TLK]

I'm not sure who *should* be on the list....
Vanessa Marcil
Sophie Marceau
Amanda Peet
Laetitia Casta
Elsa Benitez
Yamila Diaz
Nicole Eggert
Anne Hathaway
Nikki Cox

[cartman]

I'm not sure who *should* be on the list

Then there are the Europeans that don't get any coverage in the US like...

Elisabetta Canalis
Alizee
Megan Gale
Manuela Arcuri

Any of them could easily be considered for the list.

[Draft Dodger]

She couldn't pull greyhounds wrapped in Rabbit fur IMO, looks like a ferret with blond hair........just fucking ugly to me.

I have never heard that line before, and I'm sure when I try to use it I'll fuck it up royally...but I still dig it.

[finkenst]

The Olsen Twins? What the hell? Besides appealing to some guy's dirty old man fantasies, what do those two aluminum poles with little apparent personality have to offer to make themselves "sexy?"

Natalie Portman, on the other hand, is petite done right! Her ranked that low, behind the Olsen Twins, is crazy.
Olsen twins..

$1 billion networth perhaps?

[Draft Dodger]

Olsen twins..

$1 billion networth perhaps?

did Oprah make the list too?

[Flasch186]

any pornstars?

[Suicane75]

any pornstars?

Good point. Dani Woodward needs to be on this list.

[Flasch186]

pics plz k thx

[Suicane75]

http://home.comcast.net/~suicane/DW.JPG

I would of linked if i had found a pic somewhere of her with clothes on.

[Flasch186]

yeah,she's allright....

[FBPro]

Paris Fucking Hilton is #3? Does anyone really think she's even remotely that sexy?
Ugh, not even close.

[Karlifornia]

I agree with Nikki Cox. What about Shannon Lucio from SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK? Must just be in a redhead mood.

[DanGarion]

Christina Milian should be on this list. Mya should be on this list I can name a few... This list is for white guys because aint to many brothers read mags. LOL

Jennifer Love Hewitt's tit's are not fake.

[sabotai]

3. Paris Hilton

Pffft. No nead to read anymore. And I wouldn't put Garner on that list at all either. I do find her attractive, but she isn't what I'd call "sexy".

[weinstein7]

7. Teri Hatcher

They're real....and they're SPECTACULAR!

[Karim]

Angelina Jolie- A fucking walking wet dream wether your black, white or martian.
Well said...

[TLK]

They're real....and they're SPECTACULAR!
well played.....

[Raiders Army]

What about Ashley Judd?

[Flasch186]

i think Jolie is ugly....sorry

[Ksyrup]

I don't find Angelina Jolie unattractive physically, but she's a freak, and that pretty much ruins her for me. She's suggested that she really, really loves her brother (in a manner that made most people think she was talking about in a Hotel New Hampshire sense), she did the blood vial thing with Billy Bob, she's talked about having sex as a teenager in which the session ended by drawing knives and attacking each other...

Yeah, I'd say that pretty much ruins any attractiveness her physical appearance might suggest.

[Flasch186]

she looks like an alien to me....hawt = the girl from "Girl next door" she's HAWT!! Cuthbert.

[st.cronin]

I thought Paris Hilton WAS a porn star.

[MIJB#19]

58. Maggie GyllenhaalMakes te list alone on her name.
Free translated from Dutch to English we're reading:
Maggie brings horny stuff

[MJ4H]

Regarding Paris Hilton:

I can't stand the bitch, but I have to admit that she has some nice tits...



where does she keep them?

[gottimd]

Regarding Paris Hilton:

where does she keep them?

Agreed, what does she have A cups? Show me some ti-tays!

[Tigercat]

And they(Paris Hilton's) aren't that well shaped. Nicely shaped, but not good enough to bring them to the next level. Take Jennifer Love Hewitt, not the biggest rack in the world, but what she has has really good shape to it.

[gottimd]

And they(Paris Hilton's) aren't that well shaped. Nicely shaped, but not good enough to bring them to the next level. Take Jennifer Love Hewitt, not the biggest rack in the world, but what she has has really good shape to it.
I think it comes down to if you're a tits, ass, legs, whole package, or trout accessorized type guy (this needs a poll)?

[MIJB#19]

My top 10:
1. to 3. reserved for non celebrities
4. Marianne Timmer (Nagano 1998 were great olympics to watch)
5. Fatima Moreira De Melo (I wish there was more (field)hockey on tv)
6. EliZe ("When you look into her eyes, boy she's got you hypnotized.")
7. Emma Bunton (high school age sentiments for Baby Spice)
8. 'the sexy actress from the last tv show/movie I saw'
9. 'the sexy actress from the second last tv show/movie I saw'
10. 'the sexiest athele from the last female sports event I saw'

And off the list are:
* 'a skinny miss-elections winner'
* Anna Kournikova (dropped as fast as she did in the WTA Tour rankings)

[Samdari]

Olsen twins..

$1 billion net worth perhaps?

Now THAT is sexy.

[MIJB#19]

And they still needed eachother to get on the list of being sexy, I don't see them ranked 32nd and 33rd. :D

[Tigercat]

Crap, I didn't think about that, the idea of a threesome with billionaires, even if they are stick figures, is pretty sexy.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

this is a travesty - I don't see ANY of the ladies of the FOFC on that list.
I heart Draft Dodger. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Ksyrup]

I heart Draft Dodger. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif
Well, his wife posts here, doesn't she, so that was pretty much a necessity. Otherwise, he'd just be a plain old suck up. :p

[Warhammer]

Good point. Dani Woodward needs to be on this list.

Give me Avy Scott too...

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Well, his wife posts here, doesn't she, so that was pretty much a necessity. Otherwise, he'd just be a plain old suck up. :p
You're such a mood killer. :p

[cuervo72]

Must just be in a redhead mood.

Does that help?