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rkmsuf
04-20-2005, 11:24 AM
At least according to this guy.

They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing

Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female.

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Sex without hassle...


Germany - A German inventor claims to have created the world's most sophisticated robot sex doll.

The sex androids developed by aircraft mechanic Michael Harriman from Nuremberg have "hearts" that beat harder during sex.

They also breathe harder and have internal heaters to raise the body temperature - but their feet stay cold "just like in real life", according to Harriman.

He said: "They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing, but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

The dolls are on offer for £4 000 (about R47 000)each for the basic model, with extra charges for adaptations like extra large breasts.

Underneath the silicon skin, developed for use in medical surgery, is an electronic heart that beats faster during sex.

The model can also be made to move by remote control, wiggling her hips under the bedclothes and making other suggestive movements - all at the touch of a button.

Harriman said his design was an improvement on the popular "real dolls" sold in the US. - Ananova.com
johneh
04-20-2005, 11:50 AM
Damn, why did I get married - this would have saved me a lot of $$$
Franklinnoble
04-20-2005, 12:37 PM
Pix pls, kthx.
A-Husker-4-Life
04-20-2005, 01:06 PM
:eek: You have to be kidding me..... What the hell are they going to think of next
Suicane75
04-20-2005, 01:09 PM
This is retarded, nothing could be closer to the real thing than my Aimee Sweet synthetic vagina.....with vibrating egg.
rkmsuf
04-20-2005, 01:11 PM
The inventor sounds like he is really into his work.
Lathum
04-20-2005, 01:18 PM
So umm, how much is that in American Dollars? just wondering, in case a friend asks, or I wanna send someone a gag gift...or something.
cartman
04-20-2005, 01:20 PM
So umm, how much is that in American Dollars? just wondering, in case a friend asks, or I wanna send someone a gag gift...or something.

Almost the buy-in for a WSOP seat...

:D
Desnudo
04-20-2005, 01:21 PM
Around $10,000. I wonder how much the extra large breast option is.
rkmsuf
04-20-2005, 01:22 PM
Around $10,000. I wonder how much the extra large breast option is.

twice a day, 7 days a week and it pays for itself in no time.
Franklinnoble
04-20-2005, 01:30 PM
twice a day, 7 days a week and it pays for itself in no time.
No kidding. This sort of innovation could put and end to the prostitution trade.
Surtt
04-20-2005, 01:45 PM
There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a f*cking machine.
Concave and convex
It would serve either sex,
But, oh what a mess to clean.
Ksyrup
04-20-2005, 01:56 PM
"Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female."



This throwaway comment had me confused for 10 minutes. Honestly, I thought this was some sort of joke related to Michael Jackson, but I couldn't find the connection anywhere in the article. Then I realized I probably jumped to the conclusion to begin with.
rkmsuf
04-20-2005, 02:01 PM
What are the odds that this guy saw Austin Powers and the Fembots and said "Hey..."
Bee
04-20-2005, 02:03 PM
...I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

Sounds like he's planning on adding a mute button. :D
Raiders Army
04-20-2005, 02:07 PM
Why buy one of those when you can buy a Russian bride who will cook and clean as well?
rkmsuf
04-20-2005, 02:07 PM
Why buy one of those when you can buy a Russian bride who will cook and clean as well?

no remote
Franklinnoble
04-20-2005, 02:08 PM
Sounds like he's planning on adding a mute button. :D
I dunno... I kinda like it when women are vocal in bed.
gottimd
04-20-2005, 02:11 PM
I dunno... I kinda like it when women are vocal in bed.
So then unmute for that.
rkmsuf
04-20-2005, 02:12 PM
So then unmute for that.

I'd love to somehow hack his and have it sound like Shorty when not on mute.
gottimd
04-20-2005, 02:17 PM
I'd love to somehow hack his and have it sound like Shorty when not on mute.
You'll have to wait for the customization, which will come out in the second patch.
rkmsuf
04-20-2005, 02:18 PM
You'll have to wait for the customization, which will come out in the second patch.

He better get working on it.

"Oh Franky, you are so small. I can barely feel anything."
gottimd
04-20-2005, 02:18 PM
He better get working on it.

"Oh Franky, you are so small. I can barely feel anything."

"Heeeeheeee stop it, it tickles!"
Pumpy Tudors
04-21-2005, 03:01 AM
"Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female."



This throwaway comment had me confused for 10 minutes. Honestly, I thought this was some sort of joke related to Michael Jackson, but I couldn't find the connection anywhere in the article. Then I realized I probably jumped to the conclusion to begin with.
Same here.