Anybody know who this nimrod is???

[Ben E Lou]

This guy has started IM'ing me nearly every day with dumb questions, usually about OOTP. Anyone know who he is?

KLEW1987 (4:31:16 PM): hey
Ben E Lou (4:31:23 PM): yes
KLEW1987 (4:32:01 PM): u good with ootp6
Ben E Lou (4:32:22 PM): sure, why?
KLEW1987 (4:32:27 PM): i need help withs omething
KLEW1987 wants to directly connect (4:32:27 PM).
Ben E Lou (4:32:37 PM): with what?
KLEW1987 cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.) (4:32:38 PM).
KLEW1987 (4:32:42 PM): something
KLEW1987 (4:32:43 PM): ill show u
KLEW1987 (4:32:45 PM): if u connnect
Ben E Lou (4:32:50 PM): just tell me
KLEW1987 wants to directly connect (4:32:53 PM).
KLEW1987 cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.) (4:33:01 PM).
KLEW1987 (4:33:03 PM): ok
KLEW1987 (4:33:21 PM): when i go to "Career Leaders" there are two Ken Griffey Jr.'s under the HR coloum
KLEW1987 (4:33:37 PM): neither of them have an "*"
KLEW1987 (4:33:41 PM): but he is still active
Ben E Lou (4:34:01 PM): i've told you several times now that i don't play with real rosters
Ben E Lou (4:34:11 PM): what part of that is difficult to understand?
KLEW1987 signed off at 4:34:17 PM.

[Franklinnoble]

Druez?

[Cringer]

haha. SD has a stalker......

I had one once, AIM stalkers are odd mofo's.

[Joe]

his name is Kevin Lewis... maybe he's a distant relative? Or the son you never knew you had (or wanted):


http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showpost.php?p=620014&postcount=4

[Ksyrup]

It's Syndrome!

[sachmo71]

sorry

[Anthony]

i don't know, but i've been trying to contact some guy all week about helping me with OOTP and he acts like an asshole. won't let me direct connect at all so i can show him the problem. fucking dickhead.

[Ben E Lou]

i don't know, but i've been trying to contact some guy all week about helping me with OOTP and he acts like an asshole. won't let me direct connect at all so i can show him the problem. fucking dickhead.That WOULD have been very well-played, except we all know your IM name, King Jackoff777. :p

[Anthony]

hey - that's King Jackoff77.

and you're still a fucking dickhead. :cool:

[Anthony]

btw, the guy has "1987" in him screen name, it could be Shorty.

[Buccaneer]

Curiously, what does playing or not playing with real rosters have anything to do with how Career Leaders are displayed?

I don't IM so don't blame me. ;)

[Ben E Lou]

Curiously, what does playing or not playing with real rosters have anything to do with how Career Leaders are displayed?As far as I know, nothing. However, I figured (correctly, I might add) that he wasn't swift enough to make that connection.

[kcchief19]

hxxp://forums.simcentral.net/archive/index.php/t-42771

This problems seems to have been crippling him for a while now.

[Ben E Lou]

hxxp://forums.simcentral.net/archive/index.php/t-42771

This problems seems to have been crippling him for a while now.Nice find, kc. Looks like this isn't just a run-of-the-mill nimrod, but a world-class one. Great. http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_annoyed.gif (javascript:emoticon(':annoyed:'))

[CraigSca]

hxxp://forums.simcentral.net/archive/index.php/t-42771

This problems seems to have been crippling him for a while now.
Wow. Based on the above link this guy "leads the league" in annoying dola posts.

I assume he's 18 years old - aren't you allowed to get a job at that age so you can stop begging mom to buy you OOTP?

[Joe]

Wow. Based on the above link this guy "leads the league" in annoying dola posts.

I assume he's 18 years old - aren't you allowed to get a job at that age so you can stop begging mom to buy you OOTP?

now... why would you assume he's 18 years old? from the looks of things, I wouldn't assume he's even 13.

[CraigSca]

now... why would you assume he's 18 years old? from the looks of things, I wouldn't assume he's even 13.
Because his AOL IM address ends in 1987. Usually people will use their birth year.

[VPI97]

hxxp://forums.simcentral.net/archive/index.php/t-42771Now that's comedy.

[Ben E Lou]

Because his AOL IM address ends in 1987. Usually people will use their birth year.Good call. Just checked his OOTPDev profile. He'll be 18 this summer.


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[Joe]

Because his AOL IM address ends in 1987. Usually people will use their birth year.


oh, I thought he had the 1987 because he was just a huge George Michael fan or something.

[Crapshoot]

guys, I suggest doing an OOTP search for DD's famous IM conversations with klew 1986... :D

[Ben E Lou]

guys, I suggest doing an OOTP search for DD's famous IM conversations with klew 1986... :DWow. This guy should be a legend. Just found these over there...

Session Start (AIM - TheDraftDodger:KLEW1987): Sun Mar 16 23:00:59 2003
KLEW1987: hey
TheDraftDodger: hey
KLEW1987: im the guy who wants the OOTP5 order ID
TheDraftDodger: oh yeah?
KLEW1987: can i have your credit card number or the order ID if you have it
KLEW1987: well
TheDraftDodger: well what?
KLEW1987: can i
TheDraftDodger: can you what?
KLEW1987: can i have your credit card number or the order ID if you have it
TheDraftDodger: why?
KLEW1987: becuz i dont have a credit card, i cant find a job and my mom wont buy it for me
KLEW1987: can i
TheDraftDodger: well, I think I just maxed out my credit card - I was at WalMart today, and they had the new Backstreet Boys DVD and I had to pick it up
KLEW1987: can we try
KLEW1987: i wont ever bug you again
TheDraftDodger: boy, I don't know, they really tack on those fees if I go over my limit. you know how it is
KLEW1987: please
KLEW1987: ive been searching for somone for the past month
TheDraftDodger: how about if I give you a job. I'll give you $34.95 in August if you mow my lawn all summer
KLEW1987: funny
KLEW1987: please
KLEW1987: i wont ever bug you again, I swear on the Holy Bible
TheDraftDodger: I'm Jewish
KLEW1987: i wont ever bug you again i promise
TheDraftDodger: you're not bugging me at all.



Session Start (AIM - TheDraftDodger:KLEW1987): Fri Mar 21 22:35:32 2003
KLEW1987: hey
TheDraftDodger: hey
KLEW1987: whats up
KLEW1987: so do u h ave OOTP4 or OOTP5
TheDraftDodger: both
KLEW1987: can u send me the files for OOTP4
TheDraftDodger: I thought you blocked me?
KLEW1987: no
TheDraftDodger: really?
KLEW1987: yeah
KLEW1987: so can you send me the OOTP4 files
KLEW1987: or OOTP5
KLEW1987: whichever one u want to send
TheDraftDodger: what files?
KLEW1987: for the game
KLEW1987: becuz im not able to buy them
TheDraftDodger: you mean my ID?
KLEW1987: or that
KLEW1987: could u give me your ID
KLEW1987: for OOTP4
TheDraftDodger: I still play OOTP4
KLEW1987: about for OOTP5
TheDraftDodger: I play OOTP5 also
KLEW1987: can i have the one for OOTP4 please
TheDraftDodger: I still play OOTP4
KLEW1987: so
TheDraftDodger: plus, you said the backstreet boys are gay
KLEW1987: im sorry
KLEW1987: i was just really mad
TheDraftDodger: do you like them?
KLEW1987: i like their music but not their looks
TheDraftDodger: are they your favorite band?
KLEW1987: no
TheDraftDodger: who is?
KLEW1987: but they are up there
KLEW1987: i dont have a favorite band
TheDraftDodger: what's the last song you downloaded?
KLEW1987: i dont remember i got a new computer
TheDraftDodger: did you buy the computer?
KLEW1987: no
TheDraftDodger: how did you get it?
KLEW1987: my mom gave it to meq
KLEW1987: me*
TheDraftDodger: did she buy it with a credit card?
KLEW1987: if you give me the ID # ill send you 20 dollars in the mail



Session Start (AIM - TheDraftDodger:KLEW1987): Fri Mar 21 23:36:44 2003
KLEW1987: hey, can i please have the OOTP4 ID
TheDraftDodger: who is this?
KLEW1987: sorry
TheDraftDodger: about what?
KLEW1987: its a game
TheDraftDodger: what sort of game?
KLEW1987: baseball
TheDraftDodger: I've heard of it.
KLEW1987: i just know that the person who usually uses this sn was thinking about giving me the ID becuz my mom wont buy it for me and im only 15 and dont have a credit card
TheDraftDodger: do I know you?
KLEW1987: no
TheDraftDodger: but I'm supposed to give you some ID, right?
KLEW1987: yeah
KLEW1987: so can i have it
TheDraftDodger: what it is?
KLEW1987: what
TheDraftDodger: (this is not the person who normally uses this computer, so forgive me if I'm a little confused)
KLEW1987: do u know what the Order ID is for OOTP4
TheDraftDodger: no
KLEW1987: dang it
KLEW1987: are u the persons friend
TheDraftDodger: yes
KLEW1987: ok
KLEW1987: could u send me the game files
TheDraftDodger: where are they?
KLEW1987: go under program files and find OOTP4 folder
TheDraftDodger: sorry, I'm a computer idiot
*** KLEW1987 wants to directly connect.
KLEW1987: did u find it
TheDraftDodger: no
KLEW1987: go to my computer
KLEW1987: did u do that yet
TheDraftDodger: how do I go to your computer?
KLEW1987: nevermind
KLEW1987: it will take forever to tell u

[Joe]

lol niiiiiiiiice

[Desnudo]

More please

[fantastic flying froggies]

LOL! Just brilliant! :D

[VPI97]

:)

[John Galt]

I'm getting ready to leave work, but Skydog, if you have time tonight, I would appreciate you IM-ing Klew1987 and posting the results tomorrow. Thanks. ;)

[Franklinnoble]

I ♥ Draft Dodger.

[Ben E Lou]

I'm getting ready to leave work, but Skydog, if you have time tonight, I would appreciate you IM-ing Klew1987 and posting the results tomorrow. Thanks. ;)If I had had ANY idea of this guy's past, I definitely would have let the conversation go much, much longer. I haven't seen this much UIC since I banned mriwillnotacceptabanning.

[Franklinnoble]

I'm tempted to set up a dummy AIM account just to talk with this guy...

[Anthony]

can you give him my screen name, i wanna speak to him too!!! no fair!

[John Galt]

can you give him my screen name, i wanna speak to him too!!! no fair!

I think a drunk HA IM-ing this dude could shatter the UIC record.

[sterlingice]

Some of those with DD are classic :)

SI

[terpkristin]

HAHAHA I don't play OOTP and this STILL cracks me up! ;)

Yet there is a person on HT who asks me and some other FOFC regulars help on his homework ALL the time. This person is 19 and doesn't know basic things, which is actually a bit depressing. Basic things like sentence structure or what an analogy is.

But, the real problem/scary part with him is that three times now he's thought he's gotten his (underage) girlfriend pregnant and has asked me what to do each time (each time my answer is the same, either go to her doctor or Planned Parenthood, followed by looking up the PP office closest to him and getting that number for him). If here were 15, I might understand having to look this all up for him ONCE. But three times, him not ONCE learning what to do or at LEAST using a condom. I tell you, some people should just not procreate...

Ok, back to making fun of Klew1987. :)

/tk

[CamEdwards]

I think a drunk HA IM-ing this dude could shatter the UIC record.

no kidding. We must find a way to make this happen.

[mhass]

It's things like this that keep me coming back here.

[Desnudo]

Today was a good day.

[korme]

btw, the guy has "1987" in him screen name, it could be Shorty.
born in 86 beeotch!

[Joe]

HAHAHA I don't play OOTP and this STILL cracks me up! ;)

Yet there is a person on HT who asks me and some other FOFC regulars help on his homework ALL the time. This person is 19 and doesn't know basic things, which is actually a bit depressing. Basic things like sentence structure or what an analogy is.

But, the real problem/scary part with him is that three times now he's thought he's gotten his (underage) girlfriend pregnant and has asked me what to do each time (each time my answer is the same, either go to her doctor or Planned Parenthood, followed by looking up the PP office closest to him and getting that number for him). If here were 15, I might understand having to look this all up for him ONCE. But three times, him not ONCE learning what to do or at LEAST using a condom. I tell you, some people should just not procreate...

Ok, back to making fun of Klew1987. :)

/tk



what is HT?

[Scoobz0202]

born in 86 beeotch!

Sadly I was born in 87 :(

[Poli]

I feel better already.

[terpkristin]

GWB-
HT = Hattrick

/tk

[sterlingice]

[04.26.2005:17:11] Terptex: hmmm I think skydog should send the KLEW person an executabe that says "dude, get a job" or something when it's run
[04.26.2005:17:12] sterlingice: or some sort of mp3 or movie
[04.26.2005:17:12] sterlingice: maybe the one from caddyshack about the world needing ditch diggers

SI

[Rizon]

I've talked to him before, he's on my buddy list.

[GoldenEagle]

no kidding. We must find a way to make this happen.
We could all mail him a case of beer.

[Draft Dodger]

the funny thing is that was about a year later and he still IMs me.

I haven't done the whole joke routine lately, though. But a couple weeks ago he IMd me, made some small talk, and then asked which roster set I liked the best. I gave him my answer and off he went.
Next day, he IMs me again, made some small talk, and then asked me which roster set I liked the best like the day before never happened.

[Schmidty]

This thread is like reverse-stalking. Or hiding and throwing snowballs at the earmuffs guy in "Something About Mary".

[Crapshoot]

Glad you took up my suggestion... ;)

There are also some PM's I and everyone else have gotten from this kid - quite a character.

[DeToxRox]

This is how I picture a Fish being treated in prison

[Draft Dodger]

I've talked to him before, he's on my buddy list.

translation: Klew is my alias

[kcchief19]

Yet there is a person on HT who asks me and some other FOFC regulars help on his homework ALL the time. This person is 19 and doesn't know basic things, which is actually a bit depressing. Basic things like sentence structure or what an analogy is. When I started working at the place I'm working now, a woman who worked in my department came over to me my first week and asked me if I would write her daughter's high school paper for her. Turns out the guy I was replacing did her homework for her all the time -- on the clock of course. When I told her no she acted like I was the biggest jerk in the world and was rude to me the rest of the time she worked for us -- which was right up until the moment she was let go.

[Anthony]

he wasn't in a cooperative mood tonite. damn.

king jackoff77: hey
KLEW1987: u are
king jackoff77: do you have OOTP 4 or 5?
KLEW1987: no
king jackoff77: what about 6 or 7?
KLEW1987: 6
KLEW1987: y
king jackoff77: niiiiice
KLEW1987: y
king jackoff77: do you have a credit card or a order id?
KLEW1987: why
king jackoff77: between you and me...
king jackoff77: becuz i dont have a credit card, i cant find a job and my mom wont buy it for me
king jackoff77: sux, huh?
KLEW1987: i was in the same situation, but im out of order Ids i just checked
king jackoff77: damn
KLEW1987: sorry dude
king jackoff77: how did you get an order id?
KLEW1987: i paid for it
king jackoff77: damn
king jackoff77: i can trade you something for an order id man
KLEW1987: what u got
king jackoff77: sometimes i get drunk, sometimes i do silly things...sometimes someone has a camera handy and takes my pic doing silly things
king jackoff77: you like heroes?
king jackoff77: damn i really wanna play OOTP
king jackoff77: i won't bug you again for it. i can give you a copy of this program called "Net Detective"
king jackoff77: hello?
king jackoff77: a/s/l?
king jackoff77: wanna cyber?
KLEW1987 signed off at 10:14:20 PM.

[Draft Dodger]

meanwhile, at that same time, I'm getting a PM looking for help on the career leader thing...

[FrogMan]

DD & SD, this was really funny... still laughing very hard, 5 minutes after reading the first IMs

and tk, yeah, I had a thought for that kid with his girlfriend, didn't know you were mentoring him with his homework though ;)

FM

[Balldog]

Awesome HA! LOL

[GoldenEagle]

I love the fact that he begs for Order IDs yet will not give his out to a fellow needy person.

[MizzouRah]

king jackoff77: sometimes i get drunk, sometimes i do silly things...sometimes someone has a camera handy and takes my pic doing silly things

OMG, I just woke the house up with that laugh. More, more!


Todd

[Buccaneer]

OMG, I just woke the house up with that laugh. More, more!


Todd
No, please. For the love of all that is holy, don't encourage him.

[kcchief19]

king jackoff77: i won't bug you again for it. i can give you a copy of this program called "Net Detective"
That was the one that got me. I also would have accepted trading him a sleeping bag for an order ID.

[TargetPractice6]

HAHAHA I don't play OOTP and this STILL cracks me up! ;)

Yet there is a person on HT who asks me and some other FOFC regulars help on his homework ALL the time. This person is 19 and doesn't know basic things, which is actually a bit depressing. Basic things like sentence structure or what an analogy is.

But, the real problem/scary part with him is that three times now he's thought he's gotten his (underage) girlfriend pregnant and has asked me what to do each time (each time my answer is the same, either go to her doctor or Planned Parenthood, followed by looking up the PP office closest to him and getting that number for him). If here were 15, I might understand having to look this all up for him ONCE. But three times, him not ONCE learning what to do or at LEAST using a condom. I tell you, some people should just not procreate...

Ok, back to making fun of Klew1987. :)

/tkI haven't been in the HT chat for several weeks now so would you mind telling me who this is?

[ISiddiqui]

the funny thing is that was about a year later and he still IMs me.

I haven't done the whole joke routine lately, though. But a couple weeks ago he IMd me, made some small talk, and then asked which roster set I liked the best. I gave him my answer and off he went.
Next day, he IMs me again, made some small talk, and then asked me which roster set I liked the best like the day before never happened.
LOL! Though there could be a little boy somewhere laughing at all of us for messing with us, I don't care... it's bloody hilarious messing with him!

[jbmagic]

this guy just posted on ootp forum.

he is known as klew1986

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showthread.php?p=1173800#post1173800

[Solecismic]

Ironic choice of names; this kid really doesn't have a klew.

[Passacaglia]

Ironic choice of names; this kid really doesn't have a klew.

DAMNIT! I read this thread, waiting to make this joke when I was done, and in the last post, Jim beats me to it!

[HomerJSimpson]

This is just cruel....

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showpost.php?p=1174052&postcount=12

[MizzouRah]

This is just cruel....

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showpost.php?p=1174052&postcount=12
My thoughts exactly.


Todd

[Samdari]

I guess wig does still read this board.

[albionmoonlight]

SkyCat.

I like that. Subtle, yet it gets a point across.

[Lathum]

Holy crap that was entertaining!

[cody8200]

Bloody entertaining thread. Surely he cant really be that dumb.

[EagleFan]

This is how I picture a Fish being treated in prison

A trout?

Laughing my ass off at those IM's. Thanks, needed a laugh.

[Glengoyne]

I'm getting ready to leave work, but Skydog, if you have time tonight, I would appreciate you IM-ing Klew1987 and posting the results tomorrow. Thanks. ;)
Very Funny


Plus I'm glad to see you back JG. Hope to see more of you.

[John Galt]

Very Funny


Plus I'm glad to see you back JG. Hope to see more of you.

Thanks . . . Hack. ;)

[JeeberD]

Do people here have different names on the OOTP board or do they just lurk here?

[EagleFan]

How long can one problem plague this guy?

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showthread.php?t=97386

[Draft Dodger]

Do people here have different names on the OOTP board or do they just lurk here?

yes?

[JeeberD]

Bah, forget you, Shakira boy..

[Easy Mac]

wait, people born in '87 are 18 now? Man, thats fuckin crazy...

[MizzouRah]

Do people here have different names on the OOTP board or do they just lurk here?
I've used TrueCardinalFan since before I came here.. funny how I have 1,000's more posts here. In fact, it was the ootp2 boards that I found FOF.


Todd

[Draft Dodger]

I've used TrueCardinalFan since before I came here.. funny how I have 1,000's more posts here. In fact, it was the ootp2 boards that I found FOF.


I never knew you were TCF.

[MizzouRah]

I never knew you were TCF.I figured most knew.

I know Henry signs "Todd" at the end of his posts too though.

Todd

[FrogMan]

wait, people born in '87 are 18 now? Man, thats fuckin crazy...
I know, freaking outrageous... I got my driver's license in '87... I'm ooooold :(

FM

[Bee]

I know, freaking outrageous... I got my driver's license in '87... I'm ooooold :(

FM

I was on my 3rd car in '87...I'm ancient.

[FrogMan]

I was on my 3rd car in '87...I'm ancient.
yes sir, sadly, you are :D

FM

[Ksyrup]

You know what's worse? Discussing a TV show from the early 90's and having the receptionist say, "You know, I was 12 when that show was on."

Or, just the other day, I walked into the kitchen area where a bunch of mid-20s workers were discussing something, and one of them mentioned Uncle Jesse. One of our secretaries who is about the same age as me (33) was in there as well, and we both had the same immediate thought - Dukes of Hazzard. But they were talking about John Stamos.

I'll just shoot myself now.

[FrogMan]

or, as it happened to a coworker around here, when he realized the new lady that had just been hired was from him hometown, and she said to him: "maybe you know my dad"... ouch...

FM

[Bee]

A couple months ago, I ran into a friend of mine who graduated high school a year after me ...she was in town visiting her son who goes to college here. :(

[maximus]

I never knew you were TCF.

LOL< I didn't know that either.

[Buccaneer]

I know, freaking outrageous... I got my driver's license in '87... I'm ooooold :(

FM
In 1987, I was....never mind....

[FrogMan]

In 1987, I was....never mind....
I suddenly feel young again, thanks! :D

FM

[Buzzbee]

In 1987, I was....never mind....
He couldn't remember. Either that or he had to change his Depends.:p

[EagleFan]

I graduated high school in 1987. What really makes me feel old is that my youngest niece was born on the day that I graduated and she will be graduating this year.

[Rizon]

KLEW1987 (11:22:49 AM): hey
KLEW1987 (11:22:51 AM): i have a question

Rizstoppable (11:22:53 AM): k

KLEW1987 (11:23:01 AM): when i play my ootp6 game and go to the "career leaders"
KLEW1987 (11:23:09 AM): Griffey and Clemens dont have an asterik by their name
KLEW1987 (11:23:14 AM): and they are still active

Rizstoppable (11:23:21 AM): they shud ... mine doez

KLEW1987 (11:23:23 AM): do u know how to fix that

Rizstoppable (11:24:03 AM): i think u do a screen shot and then u open paint and then delete it out then like import it back or something

KLEW1987 (11:24:24 AM): what

Rizstoppable (11:24:54 AM): do you have sp2?

KLEW1987 (11:24:58 AM): sp2?

Rizstoppable (11:25:05 AM): xp service pak 2

KLEW1987 (11:25:08 AM): no
KLEW1987 (11:25:10 AM): where do i get that

Rizstoppable (11:25:16 AM): apple or osmething

KLEW1987 (11:25:20 AM): oh
KLEW1987 (11:25:24 AM): do u have to buy it

Rizstoppable (11:25:28 AM): yah

KLEW1987 (11:25:42 AM): oh

Rizstoppable (11:25:44 AM): i think draft dodger has a code for a free one though

KLEW1987 (11:25:54 AM): oh
KLEW1987 (11:25:58 AM): is that the only way to fix it

Rizstoppable (11:26:26 AM): Did you hit the league reset button?

KLEW1987 (11:26:32 AM): im doing a dynasty tho
KLEW1987 (11:27:44 AM): how do i know if i have XP Service Pack 2
KLEW1987 (11:28:54 AM): or not?

Rizstoppable (11:28:57 AM): http://v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com/en/thanks.asp?

KLEW1987 (11:29:13 AM): what

Rizstoppable (11:32:44 AM): thedraftdodger

KLEW1987 (11:33:11 AM): hes not on
KLEW1987 (11:34:17 AM): ok i guess i have SP2
KLEW1987 (11:34:53 AM): now what

Rizstoppable (11:35:01 AM): tower or laptop?

KLEW1987 (11:35:04 AM): tower

Rizstoppable (11:35:36 AM): do u kno if ur partical density is greater than 2x^ * 3/@

KLEW1987 (11:35:45 AM): what
KLEW1987 (11:36:10 AM): come on, be serious with me

Rizstoppable (11:36:34 AM): for reals, I was a partical desnsity engineer on a cruise liner

KLEW1987 (11:36:53 AM): what does that have to do with ootp6 and helping me

Rizstoppable (11:37:59 AM): see, on the ship, we had some problems with partical density affecting our OOTP3 games, cause the particals would get dense and then get inside the game and ruin some of the stats. turned out it was the lettuce

KLEW1987 (11:38:23 AM): how do i fix it
KLEW1987 (11:38:24 AM): just tell me

Rizstoppable (11:39:15 AM): does your room have windows

KLEW1987 (11:39:20 AM): yes

Rizstoppable (11:39:48 AM): i see u

KLEW1987 (11:40:04 AM): OMG
KLEW1987 (11:40:07 AM): seriously

Rizstoppable (11:40:11 AM): i see ur penis

KLEW1987 (11:43:01 AM): please help me

Rizstoppable (11:43:40 AM): lemme call thedraftdodger really quick

KLEW1987 (11:45:50 AM): ok
KLEW1987 (11:59:45 AM): so

Rizstoppable (11:59:52 AM): im wet

KLEW1987 signed off at 11:59:55 AM.

[Scoobz0202]

I laughed... I cried...

[HomerJSimpson]

I heart Riz.

[Draft Dodger]

nice. odd, though, that Rizno seemed to know about a lot of the current dealings over there...

[kcchief19]

I think the real test is whether you are old enough to remember when Julio Franco was a rookie.

[sterlingice]

I think the real test is whether you are old enough to remember when Julio Franco was a rookie.
Oh, c'mon. Nobody remembers that. The only person alive then was the 118 year old guy on the island who has really been dead for months but no one told anyone because his grand kids wanted to keep the village title or some such nonsense.

SI

[stevew]

wait, people born in '87 are 18 now? Man, thats fuckin crazy...


I remember back in 98 or 99, thinking "damn, this month's playmate was born in the 80's!" In only 3 more years, a girl born in the 90's(!) will likely grace the pages of playboy.

[tucker342]

Rizon, that was some really funny shit:D

[MizzouRah]

Leave it up to Rizno... :D


Todd

[terpkristin]

Rizon, that was funny and disturbing. On too many levels. :D

/tk

[Blackadar]

see, on the ship, we had some problems with partical density affecting our OOTP3 games, cause the particals would get dense and then get inside the game and ruin some of the stats. turned out it was the lettuce


LMAO!!!

[Ben E Lou]

Methinks klew has an evil twin...

http://www.mogulsports.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74126

MaRViN AWESOME: yo
rwmutton: sup
MaRViN AWESOME: you got baseball mogul 2006>?
rwmutton: yes
MaRViN AWESOME: yo holla send me it plzzzzz
rwmutton: why?
rwmutton: sure for $19.95
MaRViN AWESOME: damm iam broke
rwmutton: well get a job
MaRViN AWESOME: naw my job is school
rwmutton: ask your parents
rwmutton: if you are only taking 15 credits you can get a partime job 10-15 hours a week.
MaRViN AWESOME: o well forget it i guess when my uncle pedro martinez comes visit me later to lend me his visa card
MaRViN AWESOME: laterz
rwmutton: http://www.sportsmogul.com/vbulleti...&threadid=74126 (http://www.sportsmogul.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74126)
MaRViN AWESOME: lol
MaRViN AWESOME: why u doing dat
rwmutton: not really
rwmutton: because you are trying to steal a game......
MaRViN AWESOME: its no call stealing its call sharing is caring lol
MaRViN AWESOME: but damm i aint gonna steal
MaRViN AWESOME: lol ima buy it later at 8
rwmutton: i doubt it
rwmutton: pirating is stealing
MaRViN AWESOME: o iaint know iam new to this internet ****
rwmutton: sure you are....bullcrap
MaRViN AWESOME: ***** *** pussy nigga go suck a dick
MaRViN AWESOME signed off at 1:26:22 PM.
He tried me, too. He told me his uncle is Pedro Martinez, too. I told him to ask him for the 20 bucks. This guy is really annoying, he wouldnt give up, he offered me free hip hop music for it. I think he said he is only 15 years old, too.