Roomie

[korme]

So, yea. I was playing MVP, and my roomate and his girl were laying in bed behind me. All of the sudden, I hear moaning, followed by the bed rocking heavily. Kinda awkward. I had to play like 3 games until they were finished. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[hhiipp]

You don't have to lie for him, just admit you only had to play the top of the first before they were done.

[VPI97]

You should have asked him if it was time to bring in a relief pitcher.

[st.cronin]

I hope it wasn't your bed.

[DeToxRox]

C'mon Shorty. It was going up the hole, now show us why you guys are a great Double Play combination.

[Joe]

is it safe to say your roomie won't ever have the same dilemma?

[Franklinnoble]

Pix, pls, kthx.

[hhiipp]

is it safe to say your roomie won't ever have the same dilemma?
14 year olds should abstain.

[moriarty]

Seriously dude, if they pull that insensitive BS on you, you should do all of the following:

a) watch

b) grab you camera/camcorder and take video evidence

c) Blackmail them by threatening to post it online

d) Collect said blackmail and share with FOFC anyways

[Desnudo]

You forgot e) put it in her bum

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Forgive my ignorance here, but is this common in dorms? I never lived in one, nor dated anyone who did.

[maximus]

You don't have to lie for him, just admit you only had to play the top of the first before they were done.


LOL!!! :D

[Radii]

Pix, pls, kthx.


http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/590/590745/mvp-baseball-2005-20050224070413364.jpg

[kingnebwsu]

My buddies down the hall freshman year had a roomy who brought several girls in the room to boink (one at a time sadly). He usually started when nobody was in the room, but continued even if people came in. At least they were under the covers (usually).

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

My buddies down the hall freshman year had a roomy who brought several girls in the room to boink (one at a time sadly).
How is this "sadly"? Isn't this a college guy's dream?

[Maple Leafs]

What happened when they were done? Awkward conversation, or did you just pretend nothing happened?

[Joe]

How is this "sadly"? Isn't this a college guy's dream?

no. having them all at the same time would be the dream.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

no. having them all at the same time would be the dream.
So he made the other chicks wait in the hall?

[kingnebwsu]

Different chicks, different days. Twas the way it was done in the late 90's in these parts ;)

[Desnudo]

Different chicks, different days. Twas the way it was done in the late 90's in these parts ;)

Chicks used to actually come on this board and solicit men for sex? Man, I wish I'd been here.

[Ben E Lou]

Who was it that shared the story about waking up in the middle of the night to find his nazi-sympathizing roomie doin' it with another guy?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Different chicks, different days. Twas the way it was done in the late 90's in these parts ;)
Got it. I'm a little slow. I was thinking threesome.

[st.cronin]

Got it. I'm a little slow. I was thinking threesome.

I have to say, I like the way you think.

[Ksyrup]

Who was it that shared the story about waking up in the middle of the night to find his nazi-sympathizing roomie doin' it with another guy?
I must have missed this one...:eek:

[Suicane75]

Got it. I'm a little slow. I was thinking threesome.
Alllriiighhhhtttttt.

[JeeberD]

Who was it that shared the story about waking up in the middle of the night to find his nazi-sympathizing roomie doin' it with another guy?

The good doctor, Eaglesfan27... :)

[Franklinnoble]

The good doctor, Eaglesfan27... :)
14,000+ posts and a mind like a steel trap when it comes to buggery... that's our Jeebs...

[Lathum]

This thread is a QOTM fans dream

[Desnudo]

The good doctor, Eaglesfan27... :)

I remember that story. Filed under poster you'd least expect to hear a story about a homosexual Neo-Nazi roommate from.

[Ben E Lou]

I remember that story. Filed under poster you'd least expect to hear a story about a homosexual Neo-Nazi roommate from.I think it is safe to assume that anyone who read it remembers it.

[MizzouRah]

Good old college life.

Shorty.. when you see your roomies gf later on ask her if she's up for some real lovin'.

:)


Todd

[Desnudo]

I think it is safe to assume that anyone who read it remembers it.

For better or for worse. In a "Leaving Las Vegas," kind of way.

[korme]

is it safe to say your roomie won't ever have the same dilemma?
weirdest situation yet is when 3 of us (4 ppl live in the room) were all having sex at the same time. with girls, don't twist that sentence up. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

weirdest situation yet is when 3 of us (4 ppl live in the room) were all having sex at the same time. with girls, don't twist that sentence up. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
What the hell kind of school is this? Are you going to the Whore College?

[korme]

Forgive my ignorance here, but is this common in dorms? I never lived in one, nor dated anyone who did.
it depends on the guys... we are pretty good friends plus there have been a lot of these situations bringing girls back, so for a room like ours it is somewhat common..

[Maple Leafs]

weirdest situation yet is when 3 of us (4 ppl live in the room) were all having sex at the same time. with girls, don't twist that sentence up. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Let me guess... fourth guy was playing MVP?

[MacroGuru]

Let me guess... fourth guy was playing MVP?

He was the Camera Man, looking for the Best Anal Scene of the Year.

[korme]

What happened when they were done? Awkward conversation, or did you just pretend nothing happened?
no, not at all. honestly i typed it out to be more awkward than it was. like we had small conversations while they were getting it on, there was just no eye contact. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif in fact, he jumped down to take a piss shortly after they started and i turned around and told his girl, "well that was fast!" http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif


Who was it that shared the story about waking up in the middle of the night to find his nazi-sympathizing roomie doin' it with another guy?
i forget, but when i used to live in another dorm early in the year, i slept top bunk, and i woke up in the middle of the night, Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" was playing and the bed was literally shaking back and forth. i figured out what was going on pretty fast.

What the hell kind of school is this? Are you going to the Whore College?
haha that was only a one time thing

[vex]

Let me guess... fourth guy was playing MVP?
What I was thinking.

[judicial clerk]

Let me guess... fourth guy was playing MVP?

fourth guy picked a corner.

[Eaglesfan27]

The good doctor, Eaglesfan27... :)
Yep, that was me.

To answer Farrah's question, I had at least two different roommates who seemed to think it was common or didn't care about my feelings. However, Froggie was the worst of them, by far.

[MacroGuru]

Yep, that was me.

To answer Farrah's question, I had at least two different roommates who seemed to think it was common or didn't care about my feelings. However, FrogMan was the worst of them, by far.

:eek:


:D

[sachmo71]

Hey, remind me to tell you the story about a guy we used to call "Sluggo". You had a chance there, Shorty.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27
If this has become a thread sharing horrible roommate stories, I feel compelled to share mine (which I'm pretty sure I never shared here.)

In 92, I got stuck living in a special dorm my freshman year because I was in the resident trustee program. All of the people in this dorm were supposed to be very bright.

The first week was bad as the guy immediately showed he was filthy, as he let his clothes build up all over the floor. The second week was worse as he began leaving rotten food on his desk. The third week he finished unpacking.. including his lovely biography on Hitler as well as his big Nazi flag. This dude worshipped Hitler! He had multiple pictures of Hitler on the walls. It was interesting considering he was an American Indian who didn't fit into the ideal Aryan model in any way that I could see.

At this point, we began calling him Froggy (no offense Frog Man or any of the other people with Frog in their nicknames on here) because he had a rather bulbous chin. Anyway, by this point I was mostly hanging out in a friend's dorm, but I had to sleep in my own room one night because my friend was entertaining a girl. So, I wake up during the night and I hear grunting. My wonderful roommate was having sex in the middle of the room, on the floor with a guy. So, I tell them to leave... they don't. So, I turn on the lights and tell them to leave.. they don't. Back when I was 17, I was in pretty good shape, so I tossed them both out into the hallway naked and locked the door.

I moved out a week later after I filed a complaint with the head of the dorm that was successfully adjudicated in my favor and I was given my own room for the rest of the year. However, those 4 weeks were the most horrible roommate experience I've ever had.

The story in question

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

People actually have sex in dorm rooms?

[cthomer5000]

People actually have sex in dorm rooms?
When you have no option, hell yes.

It really kind of sucked because everyone in the next room knew you'd just had sex when you walked out of the room. Of course you also had the "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and you didnt, pal" feeling as well.

[Maple Leafs]

Of course you also had the "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and you didnt, pal" feeling as well.Except in Shorty's dorm, where you get that "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and ... um, so did you... in the same room" feeling.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

When you have no option, hell yes.

It really kind of sucked because everyone in the next room knew you'd just had sex when you walked out of the room. Of course you also had the "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and you didnt, pal" feeling as well.
Damn! I should have accepted the appointment to West Point. I really missed outon all the debauchery. :(

[Tom E]

After your friend finished his turn, you should have asked her if you where the second game of a double header...

[korme]

Except in Shorty's dorm, where you get that "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and ... um, so did you... in the same room" feeling.
slap fives

[sterlingice]

Forgive my ignorance here, but is this common in dorms? I never lived in one, nor dated anyone who did.
I was grateful that none of my college roommates ever did this.

SI

[korme]

sex.. a bad thing SI?

[Easy Mac]

at least they didn't do it on your xbox... still can't jiggle that thumb stick the same way.

[LoneStarGirl]

At my first college when two people started going at it in their dorm room, the roomate would jack off, or pretend to, in his own bed. Or they would turn the porn on their computer rather loudly.

I would have probably have done the same thing except for the fact that girls don't mastubate. :eek: :D :p

[JeeberD]

So GE's roommate got off on y'all getting it on, eh?

[LoneStarGirl]

Haha You're too quick
how do you know that it wasn't the other way around?

[JeeberD]

You got off on seeing GE and his roommate getting it on? http://www.benelou.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[LoneStarGirl]

Well his roomate was hot....
Actually his first roomate had his girlfriend over alll the time. She was hot GE said.
His second roomate was more of a nerd. GE and other people in the hall would walk in on him jumping up and down to old 80's songs. And his favorite show was Golden Girls, so we didn't have to worry about him bringing over girls.

[JeeberD]

At least no college aged girls. Be glad you never caught him bringing over the nursing home crowd...

[LoneStarGirl]

Oooh now that would have been something to watch!

[Desnudo]

At my first college when two people started going at it in their dorm room, the roomate would jack off, or pretend to, in his own bed. Or they would turn the porn on their computer rather loudly.

I would have probably have done the same thing except for the fact that girls don't mastubate. :eek: :D :p

They don't ever go #2 either.

[LoneStarGirl]

We don't. Thats icky.