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The Oracle
05-28-2005, 07:16 AM
Since there are many threads on "Need Advice" I thought I would start a new thing for FOFC for advice ala Dear Abby. I am a longtime forum member, but have started this handle to tackle the woes and concerns of FOFC. Beginning today, you can PM me with a situation in which you need advice. I will answer your PMs on Wednesday, June 1st, in another thread so that other members may comment on my advice to you.

When I post your situation, unless you wish to remain anonymous, I will also post your screen name.
Karlifornia
05-28-2005, 11:05 AM
Oh, Oracle, why do birds suddenly appear?
Antmeister
05-28-2005, 02:02 PM
Oh, Oracle, why do birds suddenly appear?
Hmmm, are you asking this question because they show up "every time you are near"?
Well the answer is "Just like me, they long to be, close to you".
The Oracle is not the only one to answer this illogical puzzle.
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Lorena
05-28-2005, 02:04 PM
Oracle, should I take the red or blue pill?
Qwikshot
05-28-2005, 02:59 PM
Do you think Negrodamus could kick your butt?
st.cronin
05-28-2005, 03:01 PM
Why does it hurt when I pee?
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Desnudo
05-28-2005, 05:44 PM
What makes an ocean wave wave?
Tigercat
05-28-2005, 05:49 PM
If T.O. holds out in the woods, and no one is around to pay attention, does he eventually show up for training camp?
Julio Riddols
05-29-2005, 02:38 AM
I so badly wanted to parody this with a thread titled "The Orifice".. but.. Why didn't I do that?
andy m
05-29-2005, 04:04 AM
because it wouldn't be that funny?
Julio Riddols
05-29-2005, 05:04 AM
thanks, man, but I can't wait for the oracle's answer to this one.. Though something tells me youre probably thinking the same thing.
Flasch186
05-29-2005, 07:26 AM
credentials?
duckman
05-29-2005, 01:59 PM
There is no spoon.
Karlifornia
11-12-2005, 07:00 PM
Oracle: When is Solecismic's next game being released?
MJ4H
11-12-2005, 07:17 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/smiley1.jpg
GrantDawg
11-12-2005, 11:54 PM
Has anyone noticed that the Oracle didn't answer a single question? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:23 AM
Oh, Oracle, why do birds suddenly appear?
They are hard to see when they fly out of your ass.
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:24 AM
Oracle, should I take the red or blue pill?
Blue pill.
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:24 AM
Do you think Negrodamus could kick your butt?
Definitely not.
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:25 AM
Why does it hurt when I pee?
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
You need to jerk it or find a good woman, Mr. Blue Balls.
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:25 AM
What makes an ocean wave wave?
The waves wave at people. When people are not there, they do not wave.
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:26 AM
If T.O. holds out in the woods, and no one is around to pay attention, does he eventually show up for training camp?
Yes, but he may be suspended for at least four games...which will be overturned.
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:27 AM
I so badly wanted to parody this with a thread titled "The Orifice".. but.. Why didn't I do that?
You know that the Gods will mock you and set you up with a hot transvestite if you do.
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:27 AM
credentials?
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night and saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:27 AM
Oracle: When is Solecismic's next game being released?
It will be released when it is done.
The Oracle
11-13-2005, 10:28 AM
Has anyone noticed that the Oracle didn't answer a single question? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!
This is a free service so you shall receive two cents back.
Raiders Army
11-13-2005, 10:32 AM
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night and saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Where's the beef?
GrantDawg
11-13-2005, 02:49 PM
See? Now that's what I'm talking about.