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illinifan999
07-28-2005, 01:24 PM
If a story circulates that Daniel Ertmann in Spring Grove, IL was kidnapped sometime near 2 PM tomorrow, it was the Marines.
hhiipp
07-28-2005, 01:27 PM
Can we make a post asking if "we'd hit you"?
Young Drachma
07-28-2005, 01:35 PM
What did you sign up and now you don't want to go?
illinifan999
07-28-2005, 01:36 PM
No a guy phoned, and wants to setup a meeting. And I'm a sucker to say yes to meetings. Figured I'll get the pamphlets, let the man speak, and move on. Unless they pull a repeat of that one kid, in which case I got my tracks covered. ;)
cartman
07-28-2005, 01:38 PM
http://oldmarine.com/images/lee.gif
illinifan999
07-28-2005, 01:41 PM
It's so weird, it seems like they are obsessing over our school. He said he's got a meeting two hours earlier with a friend of mine, and last year they ruined a day in gym where we actually got to do something and got to do military drills instead. All I wanted to do was play basketball and instead I had to do some weird 4 man pushup.
HomerJSimpson
07-28-2005, 01:44 PM
Just remember, recruiters lie like most people breath.
Calis
07-28-2005, 01:44 PM
.... and instead I had to do some weird 4 man pushup.


Let the jokes commence.
pennywisesb
07-28-2005, 03:05 PM
All I wanted to do was play basketball and instead I had to do some weird 4 man pushup.

You don't have to lie to kick it. We all know you liked the "four man pushup".
Blackadar
07-28-2005, 03:15 PM
If you go missing....


...can I have your stuff?
JeeberD
07-28-2005, 03:16 PM
I'm afraid to ask what you might want with a 17 year old boy's things...
Poli
07-28-2005, 03:16 PM
Which MEPS are you going to?
illinifan999
07-28-2005, 03:18 PM
MEPS?
Bo Jackson's Hip
07-28-2005, 03:21 PM
Military Entrance Processing Station. I went to Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, AL when I joined the Army way back when.
illinifan999
07-28-2005, 03:22 PM
I'm not going to a MEPs then ardent.
Blackadar
07-28-2005, 03:24 PM
I'm afraid to ask what you might want with a 17 year old boy's things...

I need a wardrobe update with newer rock group tee-shirts.
illinifan999
07-28-2005, 03:25 PM
I need a wardrobe update with newer rock group tee-shirts.
Fuck that, you'll get a wardrobe filled with Illini t-shirts, Saluki t-shirts, RB High School baseball t-shirts, and about 40 jersey's. And you'll like it.
BigJohn&TheLions
07-28-2005, 03:39 PM
When you go, just hit on him...