Pyser
08-03-2005, 10:30 AM
I just had to share this. Recently, at traffic court, I saw the greatest legal defense in history. It was a really small town, so traffic court is also regular court, too.
While I was waiting to get my case over with, a young 20s black guy got called up, because cops found half a pound of weed on him.
And the judge asked "Why do you have so much marijuana?"
And the guy paused, and said, "Your honor...I'm a rapper."
And that was it! That was his entire legal defense! Every question he was asked, the answer started (and almost always ended right there with) "Your honor, I'm a rapper." Best part? All he got was community service. And the rest of the court got an awesome laugh from my new favorite rapper.
While I was waiting to get my case over with, a young 20s black guy got called up, because cops found half a pound of weed on him.
And the judge asked "Why do you have so much marijuana?"
And the guy paused, and said, "Your honor...I'm a rapper."
And that was it! That was his entire legal defense! Every question he was asked, the answer started (and almost always ended right there with) "Your honor, I'm a rapper." Best part? All he got was community service. And the rest of the court got an awesome laugh from my new favorite rapper.