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Ksyrup
08-05-2005, 01:57 PM
Mike Tyson turns porn star!

Asian News International
London, August 4, 2005


Former World Boxing Champion Mike Tyson may star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson.

Tyson, who retired from boxing last month, said that he desperately needs money to pay his tax bills of several million dollars, and a porn career could help him in his cause.

"I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry. I need the money up front," femalefirst quoted him as saying to Zoo magazine.

American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez also said that Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry.

"According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14in long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star," he said.
rkmsuf
08-05-2005, 01:57 PM
Pedro Fernandez frightens me.
Raiders Army
08-05-2005, 01:58 PM
Nice source. :)
Ksyrup
08-05-2005, 01:58 PM
If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion - but not all of the ferocity that made him a rapist - he could definitely become a successful porn star," he said.
Galaxy
08-05-2005, 01:58 PM
I don't even know what to say...
Ksyrup
08-05-2005, 01:58 PM
If his quote is accurate, what does it matter where the source came from?
korme
08-05-2005, 01:59 PM
I broke this story like a month ago
rkmsuf
08-05-2005, 02:02 PM
Quick question...unless he's going to do the gay stuff, how is a man going to be a "star". Er, I'm really not focussed on that aspect of the performance.
SegRat
08-05-2005, 02:10 PM
I broke this story like a month ago
Yes you did, but you failed to mention Jenna!
Ksyrup
08-05-2005, 02:15 PM
Quick question...unless he's going to do the gay stuff, how is a man going to be a "star". Er, I'm really not focussed on that aspect of the performance.
The same way Dickless Bobbitt was a star - as a sideshow freak.
rkmsuf
08-05-2005, 02:18 PM
The same way Dickless Bobbitt was a star - as a sideshow freak.

Key phrase is dickless. I mean who is like "omg, we have to get the tyson video, have you seen how big he is."

Something tells me Pedro Fernandez will be first in line.
korme
08-05-2005, 02:21 PM
Yes you did, but you failed to mention Jenna!
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=40848

Check out the big bolded text, it mentions Jenna Jameson!
Ksyrup
08-05-2005, 02:23 PM
With dick or not, he's still a freak.

Think of it this way - I'm not really interested in seeing him screw anyone, either, but I might pay money for the audio portion of the session. Given his rants at press conferences, if Jenna can get him properly revved up, and he starts spewing a bunch of "take my dick you slut"-type comments in that voice of his, that would be some insane UIC. Off the wall hilarity.
WSUCougar
08-05-2005, 02:24 PM
Don't take this the wrong way, but if I was a female porn star (and I'm not saying I'm not), I wouldn't want that guy anywhere near me.
Ksyrup
08-05-2005, 02:25 PM
if I was a female porn star (and I'm not saying I'm not)
Don't tell me nothing I don't know.
Bee
08-05-2005, 02:43 PM
I'd suggest ear muffs
BigJohn&TheLions
08-05-2005, 03:47 PM
http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/people/resize_199467_a_tyson_i.jpg