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jbmagic
08-18-2005, 02:28 PM
what turns you on more on a female?

Breasts, Legs or Butt

Raiders Army
08-18-2005, 02:29 PM
Legs.

But I'd definitely take the thing that milk comes out of over the thing shit comes out of.

stevew
08-18-2005, 02:29 PM
It all starts with the waist tho...

JeeberD
08-18-2005, 02:30 PM
I don't know why, but this thread cracked me up..







Me, I'm a boob man. But I do like a nice butt as well...

korme
08-18-2005, 02:31 PM
booooooty

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-18-2005, 02:31 PM
I thought it was going to be about chicken.

Raven
08-18-2005, 02:32 PM
Boobs attract me initially, but after you've seen them once, I get bored with them.

A nice ass, I never get tired of looking at.

Cuckoo
08-18-2005, 02:32 PM
booooooty


:cool:

Klinglerware
08-18-2005, 02:33 PM
Legs.

But I'd definitely take the thing that milk comes out of over the thing shit comes out of.

I went to a dairy farm once, and on cows, the shit gets all over the thing where the milk comes out...

Raiders Army
08-18-2005, 02:33 PM
I went to a dairy farm once, and on cows, the shit gets all over the thing where the milk comes out...
Hence I would always pick a human woman over a cow.

Warhammer
08-18-2005, 02:34 PM
Whatever I get to play with. Although if all areas are game I'll take boobs. Pity my wife won't let me play with em.

Loren
08-18-2005, 02:34 PM
I thought it was going to be about chicken.
I'm not down with chicken ass:(

mann Cringe better answer correctly here when he gets home :rolleyes:

Schmidty
08-18-2005, 02:35 PM
Boobs attract me initially, but after you've seen them once, I get bored with them.

How does one get bored with boobs? I find that to be an impossibility.

rkmsuf
08-18-2005, 02:36 PM
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5885/bread18cv4kz.gif

sterlingice
08-18-2005, 02:37 PM
I thought it was going to be about chicken. Chicken butt? http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

SI

Loren
08-18-2005, 02:37 PM
How does one get bored with boobs? I find that to be an impossibility.

agrees
hell i havent even gotten bored with them and they've been on me 24/7 for the last 17 yrs

Schmidty
08-18-2005, 02:38 PM
agrees
hell i havent even gotten bored with them and they've been on me 24/7 for the last 17 yrs

I'll be right back....bathroom....sec...

JeeberD
08-18-2005, 02:41 PM
Chicken butt? http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

SI

Guess what?

Raiders Army
08-18-2005, 02:42 PM
agrees
hell i havent even gotten bored with them and they've been on me 24/7 for the last 17 yrs
I hope you're about 30-35 years old.

Edit: Wait, you were born in May 1977. 2005-17 years is 1988. So you've been playing with them since you were 11?

Coffee Warlord
08-18-2005, 02:42 PM
A perfect ass is a sight to behold.

korme
08-18-2005, 02:42 PM
Whatever I get to play with. Although if all areas are game I'll take boobs. Pity my wife won't let me play with em.
Houston, we have a problem.

rkmsuf
08-18-2005, 02:42 PM
the thing about breasts is they never are in the toilet

jbmagic
08-18-2005, 02:44 PM
the thing about breasts is they never are in the toilet


just in our face :)

GoldenEagle
08-18-2005, 02:44 PM
I prefer all three. Thank you.

korme
08-18-2005, 02:45 PM
Yes, but a booty accenuates a woman's whole body. Nice booty means they have nice curves, and that is teh win.

Loren
08-18-2005, 02:45 PM
I hope you're about 30-35 years old.

Edit: Wait, you were born in May 1977. 2005-17 years is 1988. So you've been playing with them since you were 11?

well thats when they appeared :mad: i said i had gotten tired of them, you added the "playing" :rolleyes: u sick lil monkey

vtbub
08-18-2005, 02:46 PM
it's all good

rkmsuf
08-18-2005, 02:47 PM
Yes, but a booty accenuates a woman's whole body. Nice booty means they have nice curves, and that is teh win.

It's like the chicken and the egg thing.


Even though boobs really serve no purpose and the play there is usually short, I'm no Butterscotch Pirate and prefer my extracaricular activities up top.

Izulde
08-18-2005, 02:48 PM
*puts on his Male Pig hat*

For me, it's mostly about the chesticles. Now I'm not talking no huge 50 lb. weights that flip flop all over the place, fuck up the chick's back and end up smashing your head like that one guy who got his face busted up by that one stripper's EEEE or whatever boobies. I'm keeping it real, yo. 36D or lower, mos def. 34C we talking perfect, but I got game for around there too, just fine.

For an ass, score me something that's got a very slight curve to it, but small, the smaller the better as long as it's got something of a curve. Ghetto bootays ain't my flava, you know? Then there's the chicks what got no butt at all. That's straight up funny.

Legs I don't notice unless they too thick. When that happens, I'm thinking "Damn that shit uglier than the schlongs of them male porn stars on steroids." I'll take average and I'll take popsicle sticks. Just for the love of sweet, sweet Jesus getting his freak on with Mary Magdalene, don't hook me up with legs that make mine look like an anorexic chick's.

*Takes off Male Pig hat*

So yeah, I'm pretty much a breast dude. :D

Wolfpack
08-18-2005, 02:48 PM
Yes.

Raiders Army
08-18-2005, 02:49 PM
well thats when they appeared :mad: i said i had gotten tired of them, you added the "playing" :rolleyes: u sick lil monkey
Sorry. I assumed that "not getting bored with them" equated to "playing with them." My bad.

korme
08-18-2005, 02:50 PM
Here's also a novel option.. the face.

I like faces, mouths too.

jbmagic
08-18-2005, 02:51 PM
Yes, but a booty accenuates a woman's whole body. Nice booty means they have nice curves, and that is teh win.

you a brother?


i know the brothers at work love the big booty.

this was the topic of the day at lunch today :)

rkmsuf
08-18-2005, 02:53 PM
you a brother?


i know the brothers at work love the big booty.

this was the topic of the day at lunch today :)

We need Noop in here.

Loren
08-18-2005, 02:53 PM
Here's also a novel option.. the face.

I like faces, mouths too.

ohhhhhhhh shorty's trying to score nice guy points

korme
08-18-2005, 02:54 PM
Haha, I guess jb hasn't checked the what do you look like thread. I just like a nice ass, it doesn't have to be big to be nice.

But a girl with curves is hot, I guess I compared it most closely to a butt.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-18-2005, 02:54 PM
I think this thread needs a poll.

korme
08-18-2005, 02:55 PM
ohhhhhhhh shorty's trying to score nice guy points
I didn't think I'd get any nice guy points for talking about my love of a good mouth

rkmsuf
08-18-2005, 02:55 PM
This thread needs some pic plz thank you very much.

BrianD
08-18-2005, 02:55 PM
Sorry. I assumed that "not getting bored with them" equated to "playing with them." My bad.

Don't feel bad, I had the same assumption.

korme
08-18-2005, 02:55 PM
I think this thread needs a poll.
But pregnant bellies didn't make the cut FWR!

Loren
08-18-2005, 02:56 PM
I didn't think I'd get any nice guy points for talking about my love of a good mouth

and THERE they went.... :rolleyes:

rkmsuf
08-18-2005, 02:57 PM
and THERE they went.... :rolleyes:


Disrobe or get out.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-18-2005, 02:57 PM
But pregnant bellies didn't make the cut FWR!
But pregnant boobs do. :D

korme
08-18-2005, 02:58 PM
But pregnant boobs do. :D
Heh, touche

jbmagic
08-18-2005, 02:58 PM
some guy at work when we ask him,he said the best part on a woman is there feet.

:)

Schmidty
08-18-2005, 02:58 PM
But pregnant boobs do. :D

I'm going to faint.

Warhammer
08-18-2005, 03:01 PM
Houston, we have a problem.

Yeah, my wife has a nice rack, and her family, being jealous made fun of her for years to my detriment. Hell, I've spent the last 4 years trying to pull my wife out of her shell sexually.

Anyway, back on topic, since I can't play with those, I just need to be nice to the kitty.

rkmsuf
08-18-2005, 03:01 PM
tmi

Loren
08-18-2005, 03:02 PM
Disrobe or get out.
I'll do it after Farrah does:)

rkmsuf
08-18-2005, 03:02 PM
I'll do it after Farrah does:)

Let's get it on!

You guys owe me big time.

Karlifornia
08-18-2005, 03:02 PM
16 people viewing this thread...lol...I like girls with a little meat on them. Not fat or anything, but curvy is nice. I don't want to feel like I'm getting down with a 12 year old boy. Ass, breasts, and legs..they all are nice..The face is important, too of course. You don't want to give a girl the once over from bottom to top and find a twist ending at the end.

Warhammer
08-18-2005, 03:03 PM
tmi

Hey, be nice to the kitty and the kitty will be nice to you! :D

aran
08-18-2005, 03:03 PM
I prefer breasts over breast.

Legs, though.

Lathum
08-18-2005, 03:03 PM
personality

Lathum
08-18-2005, 03:04 PM
personality
just kiding


breasts

rkmsuf
08-18-2005, 03:04 PM
personality

don't pander to the potential nakedness. be yourself.

Izulde
08-18-2005, 03:04 PM
16 people viewing this thread...lol...I like girls with a little meat on them. Not fat or anything, but curvy is nice. I don't want to feel like I'm getting down with a 12 year old boy. Ass, breasts, and legs..they all are nice..The face is important, too of course. You don't want to give a girl the once over from bottom to top and find a twist ending at the end.

See, regardless of my male pig nature, I always look at a girl starting with her face, especially her eyes and lips.

That old cliche about the eyes being the gateway to the soul is pretty accurate I've found and by studying a girl's mouth you can learn quite a bit, too.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-18-2005, 03:06 PM
I'll do it after Farrah does:)
Um, sorry. Hard to feel sexy enough to bare it all when I feel like a beach ball.

korme
08-18-2005, 03:07 PM
Yeah, it took a half hour to reach page 2. Pretty popular stuff here today.

jbmagic
08-18-2005, 03:07 PM
Yeah, it took a half hour to reach page 2. Pretty popular stuff here today.

damn i did it again :)

Izulde
08-18-2005, 03:07 PM
Um, sorry. Hard to feel sexy enough to bare it all when I feel like a beach ball.

One of my favourite professors liked to say that he thought pregnant women were the most beautiful women on Earth because of the life they had inside of them.

Schmidty
08-18-2005, 03:08 PM
One of my favourite professors liked to say that he thought pregnant women were the most beautiful women on Earth because of the life they had inside of them.

Pepe LePew?

Raiders Army
08-18-2005, 03:09 PM
For all you ass men out there, I'm sure you've been in the situation where you see someone from behind, and then they turn around and you turn to stone.

What was the saying when we were kids? Dreamboat body, shipwreck face. If you're checking out the front, you won't have that problem.

mhass
08-18-2005, 03:12 PM
Is it too much to ask for perfection? Fat ankles, you're out. Poor chest, you're out. Bad truck, well strike three.

korme
08-18-2005, 03:16 PM
damn i did it again :)
Pootie done did it again

sabotai
08-18-2005, 03:25 PM
BOOBIES!

Raven
08-18-2005, 03:28 PM
How does one get bored with boobs? I find that to be an impossibility.

I guess it's how I interpreted the question. Did he mean best feature to look at on random women, or feature you'd most prefer on your own woman?


If it's a random woman walking down the street or someone I see at work - someone I'll never talk to again, then yeah, it's boobs easily. They are great to swoon over. Nothing gets guys talking more than a great rack.

But when it's someone you are sleeping with on a regular basis, it doesn't take me long to get bored with their tots if they have other great features.

Schmidty
08-18-2005, 03:30 PM
But when it's someone you are sleeping with on a regular basis, it doesn't take me long to get bored with their tots if they have other great features.

I guess that still doesn't compute with me. The joys of the breast are infinite. :)

sabotai
08-18-2005, 03:33 PM
I guess that still doesn't compute with me. The joys of the breast are infinite. :)
It's about time me and Schmidty found something we could agree on. :)

jbmagic
08-18-2005, 03:34 PM
this thread is going to have the guys make love to there woman tonight :)

MikeVic
08-18-2005, 03:41 PM
I like all three, and a nice face. I don't think I can pick one over the other. But a bad face will ruin anything...

Pumpy Tudors
08-18-2005, 03:46 PM
I can't even answer this.

korme
08-18-2005, 03:51 PM
I can't even answer this.
Pumpy's favorite feature is his own mustache

Anthony
08-18-2005, 04:01 PM
See, regardless of my male pig nature, I always look at a girl starting with her face, especially her eyes and lips.

That old cliche about the eyes being the gateway to the soul is pretty accurate I've found and by studying a girl's mouth you can learn quite a bit, too.

you make me sick. if you were standing right in front of me i would make myself throw up on your shoes.

johnnyshaka
08-18-2005, 04:02 PM
BOOBIES

Anthony
08-18-2005, 04:05 PM
this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.

Izulde
08-18-2005, 04:06 PM
you make me sick. if you were standing right in front of me i would make myself throw up on your shoes.

Too bad I'm not wearing shoes. :D

korme
08-18-2005, 04:07 PM
this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.
lol

Izulde
08-18-2005, 04:08 PM
this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.

Like women don't objectify men? Both genders have certain attributes about the other that they most enjoy looking at (This is, of course, assuming a heterosexual or bisexual orientation) and end up rating how hot they think members of the opposite sex are.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-18-2005, 04:11 PM
this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.
And women don't do the same to men?

Please (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/338038p-288635c.html).

Anthony
08-18-2005, 04:15 PM
And women don't do the same to men?

Please (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/338038p-288635c.html).

and if women all jump off a bridge, men are supposed to do the same thing?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-18-2005, 04:16 PM
and if women all jump off a bridge, men are supposed to do the same thing?
Well sure, not like we need you guys anyway...http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-18-2005, 04:21 PM
Dola - Explain something to me HA. How is it objectifying and disrespectful to talk about women this way? Isn't the act of thinking about women in this manner what causes women to be objects?

Not that I think it does mind you, I just don't understand how talking about women like this is disrespectful.

MIJB#19
08-18-2005, 04:24 PM
eyes

Schmidty
08-18-2005, 04:34 PM
eyes

Tried that. She can't see out of the left one now. :(

BrianD
08-18-2005, 04:51 PM
and if women all jump off a bridge, men are supposed to do the same thing?

We might as well. If there are no women left, what is the point? :)

duckman
08-18-2005, 05:15 PM
this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.
HA, your wife called. She forgot to tell you that you left your testicles with her again. :p

Antmeister
08-18-2005, 05:27 PM
Headlights first, bumper second.

But it is true a personality can very much improve or corrupt the visuals any day.

Eaglesfan27
08-18-2005, 05:39 PM
Headlights first, bumper second.

But it is true a personality can very much improve or corrupt the visuals any day.
Very true on both accounts.

However, I realized my wife had great breasts first before I realized she also had a great personality.

Antmeister
08-18-2005, 06:04 PM
Very true on both accounts.

However, I realized my wife had great breasts first before I realized she also had a great personality.

Ahem.....ditto.

BigJohn&TheLions
08-18-2005, 06:16 PM
I think this thread needs a pole.
Hey... There will be none of that here. Start your own thread for the women here.

Danny
08-18-2005, 06:17 PM
what turns you on more on a female?

Breasts, Legs or Butt

Yes please!

BigJohn&TheLions
08-18-2005, 06:25 PM
As far as I'm concerned, I'm mostly an ass man. Although it really depends on the dame I'm stalking at the time. If she has a nice rack, but no bottom I'm still gonna look. Same thing in reverse too. If she's a car carrying member of the IBTC, but has a beautiful backside... I'm in!

And with the rack... size is not everything. I would take a broad with a nice, firm, supple, perky set of B's anyday over DD's that will hit the ground when the bra comes off. Too much titty is not a good thing.

The part of a woman that I find irresistible is the upper chest, right below the collarbone. Some women just make me pause if this area is together...

Ironhead
08-18-2005, 06:33 PM
Boobages

Raven
08-18-2005, 06:42 PM
this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.


You are completely full of shit.



From your own blog: hxxp://www.deanhouston.org/archive.html

The articles you wrote here don't help your case much either. hxxp://www.deanhouston.org/blog/

Buccaneer
08-18-2005, 07:25 PM
Of the three? None of the above. I prefer clits. When some of you kids grow up, you'll know why.

Anthony
08-18-2005, 07:26 PM
Dola - Explain something to me HA. How is it objectifying and disrespectful to talk about women this way?

it's disrespectful and objectifying because it reduces women to merely parts. nevermind this faggoty "it's all about their personality" nonsense. tits. ass. legs. waist. parts. it sends the message that unless a female has one or a combination of the above items she isn't desireable.

my wife is always obsessing over her body. she used to be very chubby when she was in grade school, then in high school she went to a personal trainer and really toned her body up. but she always frets about her body. we've been married for 3 years this Sept., so obviously we've gained a little (or in my case a lot) of weight. we've now slimmed down again. i'm 6'1, 212 pounds, she's 5'10, 130 something.

5'10, 130 something, after 3 years of marriage? most women would kill for that. but it's not enough that she's slimmed down, no, she has to continually worry about her body. it drives me batty. it's society's fault she perceives her body to not be desireable (i love her body and i tell her daily, that's right, daily). so i know for sure her doubts about how acceptable her body is don't come from me. i make it a point to consistently praise her. but she sees this celebrity with a 6 pack. that celebrity with a thin waist and huge knockers. always comparing herself to them. and i know to a degree, to bring this back on topic, that many, many women compare themselves to celebrities/models, which is unfair.

my stock answer when she sees so and so on tv looking all sexy and complains about whichever body part is "how can you compare yourself to someone whose job it is to look that way?" i tell her "you get paid to be in your profession, she gets paid to maintain her body a certain way, she has all the time in the world to work on her body and you only have whatever spare time to go to the gym. it's her *job* to look like that." i always say "what do you need a washboard stomach for? the only women who need 6 pack stomachs are models and actresses, not married women who are going to be having a baby within 2 years".

i'm not a tit man, not a leg man and not an ass man. i call myself a body man. i dig the whole thing. unless they have a hunchback or HIV, most every woman has a redeeming quality in my eyes.

Pumpy Tudors
08-18-2005, 07:31 PM
Of the three? None of the above. I prefer clits. When some of you kids grow up, you'll know why.
Quoted for posterity.

JonInMiddleGA
08-18-2005, 07:44 PM
. tits. ass. legs. waist. parts. it sends the message that unless a female has one or a combination of the above items she isn't desireable.

Umm ... HA, I think maybe you oughta lay off the cyber for a while.

Because if a woman doesn't have some combination of the above items, she's likely either digital or dead. They may not be perfect, but they kinda gotta exist

Pacersfan46
08-18-2005, 07:49 PM
this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.


Martha Burk .... is that you?

FBPro
08-18-2005, 07:51 PM
( . )( . )

Buccaneer
08-18-2005, 07:54 PM
()*()

Tom E
08-18-2005, 07:56 PM
I'm a Vagina man myself...

duckman
08-18-2005, 08:02 PM
I'm a Vagina man myself...
Spend nine months trying to get out of it and the rest of our lives trying get back into it. :D

DaddyTorgo
08-18-2005, 08:16 PM
depends on the day, and the girl. i know that's a cheap answer, but it's true. If she's tiny (in frame), the legs and the butt can be great and i can do without the breasts. but if she's not a small-framed girl, the breasts are probably what i look at more than the butt.

Noop
08-18-2005, 08:19 PM
The eyes, lips, and booty.

Samdari
08-18-2005, 08:22 PM
Um, sorry. Hard to feel sexy enough to bare it all when I feel like a beach ball.

Oh, but you are one sexy beach ball, FWR.

As for talk about their body parts objectifying women, perhaps. I think it is important to remember that women have brains, and personalities, and that (especially at my age) if you picked one solely on the basis of the shape of three body parts you are going to be bored as shit.

On the other hand, what's the harm in remembering they also have bodies. Great, glorious, fun to play with bodies.

And I'm a smile man, myself. A great smile knocks me on my ass.

Rizon
08-18-2005, 08:28 PM
This is on the 3rd page without any pictures? I hate every last one of you.

Pumpy Tudors
08-18-2005, 08:34 PM
http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/3166/fwr34weeksoffun6ft.th.jpg (http://img309.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fwr34weeksoffun6ft.jpg)

jbmagic
08-18-2005, 08:36 PM
show me those puppies :)

BigJohn&TheLions
08-18-2005, 08:38 PM
This is on the 3rd page without any pictures? I hate every last one of you.
http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/diaries/tristan/tattooed-man.jpg

Schmidty
08-18-2005, 08:44 PM
http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/diaries/tristan/tattooed-man.jpg

Typical U of M fan, aren't ya....

BigJohn&TheLions
08-18-2005, 08:55 PM
Typical U of M fan, aren't ya....
Yup. Postin' pics of Sparty! (Sadly, this man was killed in a sofa-burning incident.)

Galaxy
08-18-2005, 09:48 PM
Very true on both accounts.

However, I realized my wife had great breasts first before I realized she also had a great personality.


Did you play "Doctor"? (I know, bad taste, but I had to throw it out) :D

As for HA's feminist stance, what about this thread: http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=35676&page=1

Personally, I like all three, and a personality. You could have the most beautiful world in bed, but she could be as dull as pencil.

Anthony
08-18-2005, 10:15 PM
man, i just reread that thread. i get a fucking kick out of myself. i had some classic lines.

buttprank
08-19-2005, 12:55 AM
personality

buttprank
08-19-2005, 12:56 AM
and a nice, worn anus.

buttprank
08-19-2005, 12:56 AM
on which to play pranks.

korme
08-19-2005, 01:10 AM
()*()
i don't think i've ever seen that depiction before. nice work old dog

korme
08-19-2005, 01:13 AM
and a nice, worn anus.
HAHAHAHA

Izulde
08-19-2005, 01:36 AM
it's disrespectful and objectifying because it reduces women to merely parts. nevermind this faggoty "it's all about their personality" nonsense. tits. ass. legs. waist. parts. it sends the message that unless a female has one or a combination of the above items she isn't desireable.

my wife is always obsessing over her body. she used to be very chubby when she was in grade school, then in high school she went to a personal trainer and really toned her body up. but she always frets about her body. we've been married for 3 years this Sept., so obviously we've gained a little (or in my case a lot) of weight. we've now slimmed down again. i'm 6'1, 212 pounds, she's 5'10, 130 something.

5'10, 130 something, after 3 years of marriage? most women would kill for that. but it's not enough that she's slimmed down, no, she has to continually worry about her body. it drives me batty. it's society's fault she perceives her body to not be desireable (i love her body and i tell her daily, that's right, daily). so i know for sure her doubts about how acceptable her body is don't come from me. i make it a point to consistently praise her. but she sees this celebrity with a 6 pack. that celebrity with a thin waist and huge knockers. always comparing herself to them. and i know to a degree, to bring this back on topic, that many, many women compare themselves to celebrities/models, which is unfair.

my stock answer when she sees so and so on tv looking all sexy and complains about whichever body part is "how can you compare yourself to someone whose job it is to look that way?" i tell her "you get paid to be in your profession, she gets paid to maintain her body a certain way, she has all the time in the world to work on her body and you only have whatever spare time to go to the gym. it's her *job* to look like that." i always say "what do you need a washboard stomach for? the only women who need 6 pack stomachs are models and actresses, not married women who are going to be having a baby within 2 years".

i'm not a tit man, not a leg man and not an ass man. i call myself a body man. i dig the whole thing. unless they have a hunchback or HIV, most every woman has a redeeming quality in my eyes.

So you think hunchbacks and HIV-positive women have no redeeming qualities?

Hypocrisy, Aisle 3.

A body man? Dig the whole thing? Oh dizzamn, what does that sound like? *Gasp* You're just objectifying the whole thing rather than individual components.

Bitch, please. You need to step down off your soapbox and admit you ain't one to be talking smack about this in that kind of way.

LionsFan10
08-19-2005, 02:02 AM
some guy at work when we ask him,he said the best part on a woman is there feet.

:)

Eh?

BigJohn&TheLions
08-19-2005, 02:40 AM
Eh?
He works with Eddie Murphy. What was quoted was what Ed said he meant to say...

Ed: "The best part on a man is there feet."
JB: "You mean "woman," right?"
Ed: "Yeah. Yeah. Ain't that what I said? You must have misheard me. Yeah."

rkmsuf
08-19-2005, 07:31 AM
heh

buttprank

Ksyrup
08-19-2005, 07:41 AM
Boobs attract me initially, but after you've seen them once, I get bored with them.
I think I've found your problem - if you'd stopping letting the rest of us look at your woman's boobs, maybe you wouldn't get bored with them. :p

Ksyrup
08-19-2005, 07:44 AM
There is some truth to the woman's feet thing. I was never able to take a relationship seriously if the woman had ugly feet.

What, you guys don't check out toe cleavage? Surely there's a site on the net dedicated to this kind of stuff... http://ironpoet.com/boards/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif (javascript:emoticon(':o'))

Izulde
08-19-2005, 08:34 AM
There is some truth to the woman's feet thing. I was never able to take a relationship seriously if the woman had ugly feet.

What, you guys don't check out toe cleavage? Surely there's a site on the net dedicated to this kind of stuff... http://ironpoet.com/boards/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif (javascript:emoticon(':o'))

Okay Eddie Murphy.

Ironic that someone mentioned Eddie Murphy, because his character in The Distinguished Gentleman is anal about feet too.

Ksyrup
08-19-2005, 08:48 AM
Okay Eddie Murphy.

Ironic that someone mentioned Eddie Murphy, because his character in The Distinguished Gentleman is anal about feet too.
That's the movie I was thinking about. I remember that one scene where he's in bed with that chick, and she's got the most God-awful feet I've ever seen, and it freaks him out. I totally related to that.

mhass
08-19-2005, 08:49 AM
Boomerang too. Same actor, same fetish.

BigJohn&TheLions
08-19-2005, 12:17 PM
And Murph's wife just left him too. Rumor is that him and Johnny Gill have been spending some time together... Ed's ben singing Put Your Mouth On Me.

cuervo72
08-19-2005, 01:07 PM
Hmm. The solution to this might be to find the best pair of breasts, the best pair of legs, and the best butt and make your choice from there.

Galaxy
08-19-2005, 01:23 PM
My though is with the plastic surgery avaliable today, does it really matter? You can change your looks, but personalities can't.

BrianD
08-19-2005, 01:36 PM
Natural is always better than surgically enhanced. Fake is a big turn-off.

korme
08-19-2005, 02:21 PM
Agreed with BrianD. I'll take some B's over some hard rock DD's

Anthony
08-19-2005, 02:31 PM
i'd even take A's over the fake DD's, providing the A's are packing some massive, ridiculously excessive nipples. i'm talking needing goggles here.

korme
08-19-2005, 02:34 PM
Nipples so big you could eat dinner off of them?

rkmsuf
08-19-2005, 02:35 PM
Nipples so big you could eat dinner off of them?

You work in strange ways.

Desnudo
08-19-2005, 06:33 PM
butt

Schmidty
08-19-2005, 07:04 PM
I've noticed that the women are gone. I wonder why????

Lorena
08-19-2005, 07:36 PM
I, like Loren, developed breasts very, very early. As a matter-of-fact, I was in the 4th grade which puts me at.. 9? I was really embarassed and always wore clothing to hide them since I was the only one in class that had them. Well, in junior high, my friends made fun saying that my breasts were so big, "you can hide drugs in 'em and the cops'll never know." Sure, I developed a complex... but I'm glad my hubby likes em. You scored some major points Ant when you mentioned my personality came first!

DanGarion
08-19-2005, 07:36 PM
I've noticed that the women are gone. I wonder why????
Because they have better things to do then post on a message board.

Lorena
08-19-2005, 07:40 PM
( o ) Y ( o )

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-19-2005, 08:09 PM
I guess I forgot to vote.

Boobs.

Galaxy
08-19-2005, 08:14 PM
I guess I forgot to vote.

Boobs.

Arlie got some mad man boobs? :D

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-19-2005, 08:19 PM
Arlie got some mad man boobs? :D
Thankfully Arlie does not need a bra. Man boobs are a huge turn off.

Ryche
08-19-2005, 09:40 PM
I was wavering on my answer to this....then I caught a look at the new girl in the office from behind this afternoon...give me the booty.

Izulde
08-19-2005, 09:55 PM
I was wavering on my answer to this....then I caught a look at the new girl in the office from behind this afternoon...give me the booty.

God bless new girls. You gonna mack on her?

TheOhioStateUniversity
08-19-2005, 10:20 PM
definately a nice ass, but preferably a nice ass and nice tits

Ryche
08-19-2005, 10:23 PM
God bless new girls. You gonna mack on her?

Mmm, no, don't think my wife would go for that at all. But it is nice to have eye candy in the office for once.

Izulde
08-19-2005, 10:34 PM
Mmm, no, don't think my wife would go for that at all. But it is nice to have eye candy in the office for once.

Good point on both counts. :D

Kodos
08-20-2005, 12:10 AM
Breasts are where it's at.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-20-2005, 08:28 AM
I'm kinda partial to Pumpy's boobies. He has a nice rack. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif



http://the-dkbl.com/keepers/pumpy_mammoman.jpg

Danny
08-20-2005, 11:29 AM
I had a joking reply in an earlier post, but the correct answer for me is by far personality. Second would be the face with emphasis on the skin, eyes and smile.

Among the three listed I would say Butt and Breasts.

I like big butts, small butts and all the sizes in between. I also like women who are a little meety, and those who are athletic, not much for the skin and bones look though.

korme
08-20-2005, 11:44 AM
I like the girls that sometimes get sick after a meal and just have to throw it up. Thats normal, right?

Cringer
08-20-2005, 11:26 PM
mann Cringe better answer correctly here when he gets home :rolleyes:

You know I'm all about the armpits baby. licky licky :p


other then that, can't get enough of them fun bags.

Izulde
08-21-2005, 12:03 AM
I had a joking reply in an earlier post, but the correct answer for me is by far personality. Second would be the face with emphasis on the skin, eyes and smile.

Among the three listed I would say Butt and Breasts.

I like big butts, small butts and all the sizes in between. I also like women who are a little meety, and those who are athletic, not much for the skin and bones look though.

Not even if it's Fiona Apple? :eek:

Danny
08-21-2005, 10:08 AM
Not even if it's Fiona Apple? :eek:

I've heard a few of her songs, but I dont watch Music television, so I didnt really know what she looked like. From the pictures I saw just now, I would have to say no.

General Mike
08-21-2005, 11:01 AM
abs

pennywisesb
08-21-2005, 11:46 AM
abs

Good call. I'm an abs and butt kinda guy.

MikeVic
06-17-2008, 02:22 PM
Fun read.

RomaGoth
06-17-2008, 03:03 PM
Yeah good stuff. Can I choose all three? :cool:

Pumpy Tudors
06-17-2008, 03:34 PM
ME AND MY WIFE PLAYS THIS GAME WHERE I WHIP THE SHIT OUT OF HER BREASTS LEGS AND BUTT AND SHE MAKES ME EAT DOG FOOD

I PREFER ALPO

Dr. Sak
06-17-2008, 03:36 PM
That's not ALPO my friend..

RendeR
06-17-2008, 03:42 PM
Honestly, Its always been the eyes and the neck. A woman with a long tender neckline designed for kissing, nibbling and licking all over and eyes you can simply fall inside...yeah.

Where IS my wife =)

Pumpy Tudors
06-17-2008, 03:43 PM
That's not ALPO my friend..
No wonder it's so chewy.

Fidatelo
06-17-2008, 03:45 PM
I'm a motor-boating son of a bitch, a bit of an old sailor.

MikeVic
06-17-2008, 03:47 PM
You can have Dr. Quinn if you want.

Dr. Sak
06-17-2008, 03:47 PM
Call her Kitty Kattttttttttt