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WSUCougar
08-30-2005, 10:00 AM
Thread of morning stinks
Noon boxing, tantrums arise
Release the beyotch.
Subby
08-30-2005, 10:09 AM
gold
NoMyths
08-30-2005, 10:11 AM
The bullfrog complains
His noise brings hungry turtles
Again, calm silence
Blackadar
08-30-2005, 10:12 AM
Sir, we are not worthy.
Subby
08-30-2005, 10:28 AM
NoMyths was a stonecold hottie
Average face but a smokin' body
After one drink he would shout
"On the first date I'll put out!"
I read this on the wall in the potty
HomerJSimpson
08-30-2005, 11:01 AM
NoMyths was a stonecold hottie
Average face but a smokin' body
After one drink he would shout
"On the first date I'll put out!"
I read this on the wall in the potty


lymrics > haiku
WSUCougar
08-30-2005, 11:19 AM
There once was a Sub from McLean
Who liked to wear tube tops of green.
But he always did gloat:
"I've got tits like a goat!"
Perhaps he's a Pat or a Jean?
Barkeep49
08-30-2005, 11:28 AM
lymrics > haiku
Amen to that.
kurtism
08-30-2005, 11:47 AM
Limerick, dammit, limerick!
Critch
08-30-2005, 11:49 AM
There once was a fellow called Subby
Who was more than a little bit Tubby
While out on a date
He said "I must lose some weight
My gut's in the way of my chubby"
HomerJSimpson
08-30-2005, 11:53 AM
Limerick, dammit, limerick!


I like lymric better. I'm not much on things with lime added.
Subby
08-30-2005, 12:12 PM
Sure, Critch shagged an occasional sheep
But the Scotsman never got in them too deep
He spoke to them sweetly
As he slid in his meatly
Never once did his sweet bitches feel cheap
Critch
08-30-2005, 12:30 PM
So Subby's a little bit sick
He likes nothing better than huffing on dick
he said, with a cough
"I'll suck your dog off
and I'll swallow his goo double quick"
QuikSand
08-30-2005, 12:43 PM
When the FOFC starts with verse
It begets an unstoppable curse
As the amateurs reign
It's unspeakable pain
As the poetry runs bad to worse
Subby
08-30-2005, 12:45 PM
Yeah my boy Critch is old, bald and fat.
But you ladies know that's where it's at.
Let me ask you just one thing...
Wanna see Critch in a g-string?
Does the Pope where a real funny hat?
WSUCougar
08-30-2005, 12:48 PM
Quik does the Sand fall
Through the eternal hourglass
Of old chilidogs.
JonInMiddleGA
08-30-2005, 12:54 PM
Quik does the Sand fall
Through the eternal hourglass
Of old chilidogs.

So are the Days of Our Lives.
WSUCougar
08-30-2005, 03:47 PM
Jon in the middle?
I thought he was on the right.
Ha ha ha, Georgia.