OT: Post Wife Pictures Here (NSFW - You have been warned)

[Airhog]

:D

[SackAttack]

I don't know, Airhog. Won't it get your wife in trouble if I post pictures of her here?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I don't have a wife. :D

[MIJB#19]

Did you know: the word 'wife' sounds exactly the same as the dutch word for 'bitch'?

[gottimd]

I would post mine, but all I have are nude ones of her.

[jeff061]

I would post mine, but all I have are nude ones of her.


Is that so..... (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/private.php?do=newpm&userid=3092)

[cartman]

Did you know: the word 'wife' sounds exactly the same as the dutch word for 'bitch'?

Many people get the two words confused in English, so it's not surprising...

:D

[Maple Leafs]

http://www.jacksonvillestory.com/ball%20and%20chain.jpg

[Hurst2112]

you asked


http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/adrianadonis/13.jpg

[korme]

worst.thread.ever.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

http://www.jumpusa.com/weightglove2.jpg

[Bee]

http://www.jacksonvillestory.com/ball%20and%20chain.jpg

Wow, we're married to the same woman!

[Tigercat]

http://www.jumpusa.com/weightglove2.jpg

Wow, we're married to the same woman!

[Pumpy Tudors]

If I knew how to post pictures on the Internet, I'd post pictures of my wife.

[PackerFanatic]

Wow...this thread took a turn for the worst, lol.

[PackerFanatic]

http://photos.yahoo.com/amgamer23

You want to see some crazy college kids? Check that out...my fiancee is in there somewhere (the one named Kirsten) I am the crazy one with the bozo shirt on in some of the pics, heh.

[Marc Vaughan]

Here's a photo of my better half (Becca) from earlier in the year when we went to some fancy ball do (only time she's ever seen me in a suit outside of our wedding ;) ).

http://www.vaughan.pisd.co.uk/Photo%20Album/2005-06%20(Jun)/image1.jpg

[Subby]

I'll post a pic of my wife if five more married females here post their pics. :)

The wifes posted so far look very cool.

[capsicum]

I don't have a wife. :D
Neither do I..

And as I sit here with my butt length blonde hair tied in a not drenched with olive oil and stuffed into a grocerybag.."It really is the best conditioning treatment for hair ive ever found...A trick I learned from my days when I use to model, bout the only thing that saves your hair from the constant blow drying , flat irons and curling rods involved with the job ...And a treatment I highly recomend for you Farrah, post babys birth , After my last baby was born 5 months ago "Scarlett" my hair started falling out by the droves and that is not a very nice thing, with hair as long as mine , I was stuck cleaning out the vacumn's roller bar on the daily basis practicaly..
Anyway im thinking all of you should be thankful that there is not a camera aimed at me now because the sight of me with my bag squashed over my head would probably scare grown men ........... :D

[Raiders Army]

Is there a glitch in the matrix?

[HomerJSimpson]

Is there a glitch in the matrix?


RUNNN!!!!

[Subby]

Models are dumb.

[Ksyrup]

So after 10 minutes, that "butt hair olive oil squashed bags" thing no longer scares small children?

[MizzouRah]

Should we post before marriage or after two kids. ;)

[capsicum]

Models are dumb.


Just wondering if this guy has any friends on here? Or is he always such a prick?


Hey Subby , you can quit following me around like a Forum Stalker posting lameass comments anytime now.

[rkmsuf]

Models make Stephen A Smith look like a genius.

[Subby]

Just wondering if this guy has any friends on here? Or is he always such a prick?

Hey Subby , you can quit following me around like a Forum Stalker posting lameass comments anytime now. Dumb AND feisty. :D

[Pumpy Tudors]

Just wondering if this guy has any friends on here? Or is he always such a prick?


Hey Subby , you can quit following me around like a Forum Stalker posting lameass comments anytime now.http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/1335/superslam1is.jpg

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Dumb AND feisty. :D I can't remember, is it Subby with the midget fetish? Or am I thinking of someone else?

[cuervo72]

I'll post a pic of my wife if five more married females here post their pics. :)

The wifes posted so far look very cool.

Dude, your wife's been on national (well, syndicated) TV.

[heybrad]

I can't remember, is it Subby with the midget fetish? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Fritz likes the midgets.

Subby is SuperGay.

[cuervo72]

heybrad

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Fritz likes the midgets.

Subby is SuperGay.
Oh that's right. Thanks for clearing that up. :D

[VPI97]

Less talk, more hot wives, pls k thx.

[Subby]

Less talk, more hot wives, pls k thx. You know what to do, then. :D

[Pumpy Tudors]

Since Marc was kind enough to post a picture (hay Becca wassup), I'll post one, too.

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/6250/cimg01841yc.jpg

[rkmsuf]

combine your wristbands and the sunglasses and you are stylin.

[HomerJSimpson]

http://www.zaldivacomics.com/images/magazines/march17_04/maxim_april04_marge%20(Large).jpg

[VPI97]

You know what to do, then. :D
http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/VPI97/nikki_hockey.jpg

woot!

[Pumpy Tudors]

oh shi

[capsicum]

So after 10 minutes, that "butt hair olive oil squashed bags" thing no longer scares small children?


LoL- It was accidentally posted twice because just as I hit the submit reply button I got bumped off the internet and it didnt show up after I rebooted immediately , and I after re-writing it the second time I thought the whole small children thing could just be skipped because with the exception of Subby I dont believe there are to many small children at risk of reading this board ...:D

P.S thanks for pointing it out...I fixed it :)

[Wolfpack]

VPI97: Nice! However the shirt is gadawful ugly! (It's game week...gotta nick ya for something, after all. :D)

[Swaggs]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/VPI97/nikki_hockey.jpg

woot!

This is like looking at a Monet in a frame from WalMart.

[cuervo72]

LoL- It was accidentally posted twice because just as I hit the submit reply button I got bumped off the internet and it didnt show up after I rebooted immediately , and I after re-writing it the second time I thought the whole small children thing could just be skipped because with the exception of Subby I dont believe there are to many small children at risk of reading this board ...:D



Considering how unintelligible half of the posts here are, probably not.

[Subby]

because with the exception of Subby I dont believe there are to many small children at risk of reading this board .. You've obviously never met your husband. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif

[Mdog]

You all have very beautiful wives! There is nothing hotter than a woman in a jersey. Even when my wife insists on wearing a cardinals jersey. Go Cubs 2006!

[capsicum]

After all my stupid comments I obviously better hope I never meet your husband. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif


There I fixed it for ya... :D

[Antmeister]

Maybe it is because I am totally new to this board, but how/when did this capsicum vs. Subby thing happen?

[Subby]

Sweet, my first internet threat.

[korme]

Sweet, my first internet threat.
ILL KILL YOU BertJones

[fantastic flying froggies]

Maybe it is because I am totally new to this board, but how/when did this capsicum vs. Subby thing happen?
You mean, you missed all the drama yesterday??? :rolleyes:

[sabotai]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/VPI97/nikki_hockey.jpg

woot!
Hmm. Virginia Tech, blech. The colors of the jersey, double blech...

That's all irrelevent. It looks like that is the only thing she's wearing, so that gets a bona fide *HOT* from me. :)

[capsicum]

Maybe it is because I am totally new to this board, but how/when did this capsicum vs. Subby thing happen?


Maybe Subby could answer that for ya...All I know is he's been cyber stalking me for days now taking stupid sophomoric swipes at my every post. Im beginning to think he will be awarded with the honor of being my first Ignored member.

[Antmeister]

You mean, you missed all the drama yesterday??? :rolleyes:

Hey now, stop giving me that rolling eyed smiley. I must have missed that great drama. All the drama I remember was some sort of public apology being wanted by Franklinnobile. So I would expect a capsicum, Franklinnoble, Skydog love triangle, but I didn't see the Subby vs capsicum pay per view fight until today. So sorry if I missed out on the extra ciricular drama you fantastically flying frog.

[jeff061]

I don't think you take this board seriously enough Antmeister. For shame!!!

[Franklinnoble]

Clearly, Subby has a secret crush on my wife. ;)

My advice is: Be polite, and don't piss her off. As a horse trainer, she has the tools and training required to emasculate large mammals. :eek:

[GoldenEagle]

emasculate large mammals. :eek:
So what is she doing with you?

[Subby]

Maybe Subby could answer that for ya...All I know is he's been cyber stalking me for days now taking stupid sophomoric swipes at my every post. Im beginning to think he will be awrded with the honor of beiong my first Ignored member. Not every post. I left your embarrassing parody post alone.

It's my fault though...your first posts on this board were stupid and obnoxious to the point that I thought Anne Coulter and Ted Nugent had some demon love child for the sole purpose of posting inflamatory stuff on internet message boards.

Now that I know you are actually the wife of a cuddly Redskins fan and not some insane newbie my stalking is more just "welcome to the board hazing". I mean really...my posts to you are just virtual tickles. Ask Fritz.

Anyway, let's not fight...I want to hear some more "tricks from the days when you used to model."

Carry on.

[Antmeister]

Maybe Subby could answer that for ya...All I know is he's been cyber stalking me for days now taking stupid sophomoric swipes at my every post. Im beginning to think he will be awarded with the honor of being my first Ignored member.

capsicum, just take it in stride. I seem to recall that what got people riled up on your arrival was those near-trolling posts that caused many to think that you were a wig-incarnate. That is why I find it funny that you are bothered by it when that is what you managed to do with your first few posts. Since you have toned down, you seem cool, but you definitely started off on the wrong foot and I think that may be why people are quick to jump on your case whenever you post something (just like when you posted a recipe thread and got jumped on about an existing thread).

[capsicum]

Clearly, Subby has a secret crush on my wife. ;)

My advice is: Be polite, and don't piss her off. As a horse trainer, she has the tools and training required to emasculate large mammals. :eek:

Honey, Im quite sure I would never encounter anything that would be in anyway considered "large" while undergoing the little task of emasculating Subby.... :D

[Subby]

Honey, Im quite sure I would never encounter anything that would be in anyway considered "large" while undergoing the little task of emasculating Subby.... Awesome...dick jokes.

See...you are starting to get the hang of this place after all. :)

PS. You are wrong about me. The postage scale where I work says my left nut would require extra postage were I to ship it internationally.

[capsicum]

capsicum, just take it in stride. I seem to recall that what got people riled up on your arrival was those near-trolling posts that caused many to think that you were a wig-incarnate. That is why I find it funny that you are bothered by it when that is what you managed to do with your first few posts. Since you have toned down, you seem cool, but you definitely started off on the wrong foot and I think that may be why people are quick to jump on your case whenever you post something (just like when you posted a recipe thread and got jumped on about an existing thread).


Actually I found Terp & Jeebers post quite helpful and they can "jump' on me in a matter of speaking of course anytime . And Trolling was never the intent with the original thread, unless posting a story you believe in is considered such?

[Mdog]

Awesome...dick jokes.



PS. You are wrong about me. The postage scale where I work says my left nut would require extra postage were I to ship it internationally.


So is your right nut smaller and doesnt require extra postage?

[sterlingice]

Play nice, kids :)

SI

[sterlingice]

So is your right nut smaller and doesnt require extra postage?
Hm... good question, in a strange sort of way

SI

[capsicum]

Awesome...dick jokes.

See...you are starting to get the hang of this place after all. :)

PS. You are wrong about me. The postage scale where I work says my left nut would require extra postage were I to ship it internationally.


Im just hoping they used some strong disinfectant on that thing after he used it.
:eek:

[JeeberD]

Actually I found...Jeebers post quite helpful and [he] can "jump' on me...anytime .

:eek:

Franky and I are fairly tight and all, but I don't know how comfortable I would feel about this... :D

[Antmeister]

Actually I found Terp & Jeebers post quite helpful and they can "jump' on me in a matter of speaking of course anytime . And Trolling was never the intent with the original thread, unless posting a story you believe in is considered such?

No I think it was the Taliban and Democrats comparison. I don't think the posting of the story was a problem at all. I think that may have angered a few people because you were new and they didn't know what angle you were coming from. Some may have seen it as a joke, while others thought that is something you may believe. When you are new, nobody knows. Just my 3 1/2 cents. And if you don't mind if Jeebers and Terp jumps on you, then......pix pls thx.

[korme]

Was it intentional that Franky's wife's sn ends with cum? I am not the only one to have noticed that.

[Subby]

So is your right nut smaller and doesnt require extra postage? I have no idea because my boss walked in right when I was about to weigh it.

[Antmeister]

Was it intentional that Franky's wife's sn ends with cum? I am not the only one to have noticed that.

lol....no you weren't and I beleive Franklinnoble hates it when you point it out. I can't remember which post it was, but someone does mention it.

EDIT: I was hoping that it was a sexually erotic word, but capsicum is actually a chili pepper plant. So I am assuming that she's "hot" or at least believes she is....pix pls thx.

[WSUCougar]

Honey, Im quite sure I would never encounter anything that would be in anyway considered "large" while undergoing the little task of emasculating Subby.... :D
Obviously you've never encountered his nipples.

[sterlingice]

Actually I found Terp & Jeebers post quite helpful and they can "jump' on me in a matter of speaking of course anytime . And Trolling was never the intent with the original thread, unless posting a story you believe in is considered such?
Yeah, but maybe the next 5-odd posts getting in a flame war with someone would have been best dealt with as discretion being the better part of valor.

SI

[Subby]

Obviously you've never encountered his nipples. THOSE ARE FOR THE BABY!!!

[Franklinnoble]

No I think it was the Taliban and Democrats comparison. I don't think the posting of the story was a problem at all. I think that may have angered a few people because you were new and they didn't know what angle you were coming from. Some may have seen it as a joke, while others thought that is something you may believe. When you are new, nobody knows. Just my 3 1/2 cents. And if you don't mind if Jeebers and Terp jumps on you, then......pix pls thx.
If liberals can make tongue-in-cheek comments about Bush being a Nazi, then what's wrong with making a similar jest towards the other side of the political scale? Honestly, I think wayyy too much is being made of that.

Was it intentional that Franky's wife's sn ends with cum? I am not the only one to have noticed that.
Read her sig, bud. Sheesh.

She's a gourmet cook, and she likes spicy food... that's it. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... err... nevermind...

[Antmeister]

..If liberals can make tongue-in-cheek comments about Bush being a Nazi, then what's wrong with making a similar jest towards the other side of the political scale? Honestly, I think wayyy too much is being made of that...

Hey now, I agree, so I don't see why a little ribbing from Subby is bothering you so much.

All I was saying is that it came from a new poster that no one knew. No one knew if the intent was trolling or joking. C'mon you gotta understand that much.

[Klinglerware]

If liberals can make tongue-in-cheek comments about Bush being a Nazi, then what's wrong with making a similar jest towards the other side of the political scale? Honestly, I think wayyy too much is being made of that.



It wasn't really that. What bothered a lot of people was that even if it was a joke, it showed that in her rush to make the joke--it gave everybody the impression that she didn't read the article. That's okay, we all make mistakes of misattribution and such sometimes--and we get called on it on this board, then we (usually) admit it. She kind of backed off her initial comments without actually admitting anything, I thought that was a little weak. But again, we all have been guilty of that on this board at some point.

Also, with that said, I don't think she deservered the (temporary) banning that she got based on speech alone (though I do understand SkyDog's reasons for doing so). I do have a high tolerance for provocative speech from any side of the aisle--I've never reported anyone nor have I put anyone on ignore on this board...

[Franklinnoble]

Hey now, I agree, so I don't see why a little ribbing from Subby is bothering you so much.

All I was saying is that it came from a new poster that no one knew. No one knew if the intent was trolling or joking. C'mon you gotta understand that much.
I'm not bothered by Subby giving her a hard time... she can take care of herself. But as long as we're all dishing it out... http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Draft Dodger]

no way pics of my wife are going into this clusterfuck

[capsicum]

This is such a soap opera...Im going to try to explain myself here and what my intensions were ,im not sure what you are waiting for me to admit tho Klinglerware. I usually try to be good about admitting when im dead wrong about something. The whole reason I went back and qualified my original statement is because I realised people were somehow outraged over my comment instead of what it was. "Turn about being fair play."

I really dont understand when people say,"because of the fact that you are new , we didnt understand where you were comminng from." I think my signature clearly shows that im a conservative republican. Which is why, when I made my comment, It was mearly my way of turning back some of the similar comments made by staunch Democrats. I had thought I was being fairly obvious in my intensions.

I make no bones about the fact that im a dyed in the wool republican and a George W. Bush suporter, and in saying that , I believe that people should have realised that I was mearly repeating a similar attack on democrats that i'd been watching liberals hurl at republicans in all the politically based threads for days .

I too never considered complaining or whinning about others comments or requesting theyre banishment , believing as I do, in the right of free speech.

So saying I do believe that the priveledge of free speech is wayyyy overused..Just my opinion of course. Just because something is legal dosent make it necessarily the right thing. I to admit to being guilty of its overuse. Only a persons conscience is able to dictate what is right.To further qualify this,and hopefully to prevent a whole new bag of beans being opened up... Im not saying there should be legal limitations to free speech.

I think after having gone thru this whole fiasco that having clearly posted rules for banishment not to mention protocol for deciding whether or not a person has committed said offense/s , and not just a slidding scale of whatever the particular moderator happens to feel about a person, would greatly improve this forum and help protect people from having to go thru any similar misunderstandings in the future.

Standing down from my soap box now.

[Draft Dodger]

I think after having gone thru this whole fiasco that having clearly posted rules for banishment not to mention protocol for deciding whether or not a person has committed said offense/s , and not just a slidding scale of whatever the particular moderator happens to feel about a person, would greatly improve this forum and help protect people from having to go thru any similar misunderstandings in the future.


great idea.
it will never happen though.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Cut it out, kids. I want more pictures of wives up in this bitch.

[Franklinnoble]

I've seen the photoshop work people do around here. Sorry, but I'm not gonna play that game...

[dawgfan]

I know I've said this before VPI, but nice catch.

[Marc Vaughan]

You all have very beautiful wives! There is nothing hotter than a woman in a jersey. Even when my wife insists on wearing a cardinals jersey. Go Cubs 2006!

Becca's a Man City* fan - no way I'm posting a photo of her in club colours ;)

*Worst thing is its my fault, she hated football when we got together and when I finally dragged her to a match it was a Man City vs Norwich match and she loved it and ended up hooked ... why oh why didn't I take her to a Brighton match? ;)

[WSUCougar]

Standing down from my soap box now.
Good! Now shuffle over to the spell-checker. And make me a turkey pot pie.

[cuervo72]

Mmmm, turkey pot pie...

And Subby, you should look into media mail.

[rkmsuf]

Wife posting is supergay.

[capsicum]

Good! Now shuffle over to the spell-checker. And make me a turkey pot pie.

Mmmmm... I have a great recipie for turkey pot pie. If you lived closer I'd invite you to dinner..I'd even promise to leave off the choclate ex-lax laced brownies :D

[Ksyrup]

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

[Huckleberry]

1.) Becca sounds cool. Being a Manchester City fan and all.

2.) Anyone that declares loyalty to a political party rather than the nation is a tool.

3.) Somebody around here is starved for attention and needs to go to their spouse for it instead of here.

4.) My wife is hot. As such, none of you will ever see her picture.

[capsicum]

sounds like sour grapes...um huckleberries .. Get over it already.

[Subby]

I think you need to pack more information into your signature lines and maybe add some more color. And smilies.

[cuervo72]

I think you need to pack more information into your signature lines and maybe add some more color. And smilies.

She can get together with Loren on this.

[capsicum]

Im thinking of adding some white and blue for the whole red white & blue theme...The vikings purple is just a bonus. :)

[Subby]

She can get together with Loren on this.
Here is a suggested re-work:

Just a desk jockeys princess....http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif.& a PROUD republican girl http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gifto boot! LOLOMG!!!11I support our troops and "W"
CAPSICUM, is natures greatest stimulant "I like it veryyyyyy very HOT!!!" G00000O VIKINGS!http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/redface.gifI USED TO MODEL AND I EMASCULATE HORSES!!!!!!http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
(I have a crush on Teddy Kennedy)

[capsicum]

Hey! I LIKE IT...may steal it...its soooo pretty! :D

[Antmeister]

Here is a suggested re-work:

Just a desk jockeys princess....http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif.& a PROUD republican girl http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gifto boot! LOLOMG!!!11I support our troops and "W"
CAPSICUM, is natures greatest stimulant "I like it veryyyyyy very HOT!!!" G00000O VIKINGS!http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/redface.gifI USED TO MODEL AND I EMASCULATE HORSES!!!!!!http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
(I have a crush on Teddy Kennedy)



I thought the text was going to be in red, white, and blue. I think you need to rethink this. :D

[Anthony]

wake me up when someone posts a pic of their wife in a white tank top with no bra underneath.

and no one post that pic of that guy's wife talking on the phone with her headlights on. i want new material.

and no, i'm no gonna jack off to any of these pics.

[Klinglerware]

This is such a soap opera...Im going to try to explain myself here and what my intensions were ,im not sure what you are waiting for me to admit tho Klinglerware...

Thanks for your reply. To be specific, I guess that I was bothered by the whole equating President Talabani (a Kurd) with the Taliban group (Afghani). If you were purposefully going for a pun on the Talabani name, I apologize--but it is easy to see why the joke could be misinterpreted as "you didn't read the article".

In any case, I just thought I'd explain what I was thinking when I saw the comment...

Since I am currently unmarried, I can't really contribute a wife pic. Oh well, maybe next year...

[capsicum]

Here is a suggested re-work:

Just a desk jockeys princess....http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif.& a PROUD republican girl http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gifto boot! LOLOMG!!!11I support our troops and "W"
CAPSICUM, is natures greatest stimulant "I like it veryyyyyy very HOT!!!" G00000O VIKINGS!http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/redface.gifI USED TO MODEL AND I EMASCULATE HORSES!!!!!!http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
(I have a crush on Teddy Kennedy)


What a coincidence....you too?? like OMGoshhhhhhh Subby , we could be like sisters or something...

[Subby]

note to self: stop posting first thing that comes into head...

[sterlingice]

Here is a suggested re-work:

Just a desk jockeys princess....http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif.& a PROUD republican girl http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gifto boot! LOLOMG!!!11I support our troops and "W"
CAPSICUM, is natures greatest stimulant "I like it veryyyyyy very HOT!!!" G00000O VIKINGS!http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/redface.gifI USED TO MODEL AND I EMASCULATE HORSES!!!!!!http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
(I have a crush on Teddy Kennedy)
I sense that I agree with the supergay one on at least one topic on this board.

SI

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

Is that you Donny?

Truly a TV classic.

[Airhog]

In what could have been an all time classic thread, you guys have ruined it!

For shame

[Cringer]

I wish my wife looked like this....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Cringer/High.jpg

but instead she looks like this....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Cringer/5234.jpg

[AlexB]

Becca's a Man City* fan - no way I'm posting a photo of her in club colours ;)

*Worst thing is its my fault, she hated football when we got together and when I finally dragged her to a match it was a Man City vs Norwich match and she loved it and ended up hooked ... why oh why didn't I take her to a Brighton match? ;)

You and I both know the answer to that questions Marc! Day out at the Withdean, I don't think so! :D

[Rizon]

Mrs. Rizon
She is also Draft Dodgers team logo for that shitty online baseball league he is in.

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Steph63.jpg

PS: That's not my messy house.
PSS: Don't ban me if this is NSFW.

[Schmidty]

Thank you. My wife is has been away since last Saturday.

Thank you. ;)


Seriously though, if I can get some new pictures uploaded, I'll post some pics of my own.

[Tom E]

Since Marc was kind enough to post a picture (hay Becca wassup), I'll post one, too.

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/6250/cimg01841yc.jpg

Who's the black guy with your wife...

[Izulde]

Mrs. Rizon
She is also Draft Dodgers team logo for that shitty online baseball league he is in.

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Steph63.jpg

PS: That's not my messy house.
PSS: Don't ban me if this is NSFW.

She has large... tracts of land. :D

[Cringer]

PSS: Don't ban me if this is NSFW.

If you get banned for cleavage, I will......I dunno what I'll do..but it won't be good. Cleavage must be allowed, I think it's in the Constitution or something.

[Pumpy Tudors]

If you get banned for cleavage, I will......I dunno what I'll do..but it won't be good. Cleavage must be allowed, I think it's in the Constitution or something.
Well, I am pretty sick of seeing your cleavage, so maybe it should become bannable, yeah.

:D

[Cringer]

Well, I am pretty sick of seeing your cleavage, so maybe it should become bannable, yeah.

:D

How is it my fault you look in the window when I play dress up?
:mad:

[RendeR]

I'll be brave and post a photo of Telle...she might kill me, but what a way to go ;)


http://www.boredomsend.com/images/telle/telle.jpg

[Loren]

She can get together with Loren on this.

I'll be sending the memo out with the class info SOON :D
ill rephrase so SOMEONE doesnt get mad at me....capsicum and your republican ways **huggs** :rolleyes:

[Draft Dodger]

Mrs. Rizon
She is also Draft Dodgers team logo for that shitty online baseball league he is in.


just because you can't get in the secret forum...


http://otbl.kralc.net/html/logo9.bmp

[SFL Cat]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/sfl_cat/jessica_rabbit.gif

[Telle]

Neither do I..

And as I sit here with my butt length blonde hair tied in a not drenched with olive oil and stuffed into a grocerybag.."It really is the best conditioning treatment for hair ive ever found...A trick I learned from my days when I use to model, bout the only thing that saves your hair from the constant blow drying , flat irons and curling rods involved with the job ...And a treatment I highly recomend for you Farrah, post babys birth , After my last baby was born 5 months ago "Scarlett" my hair started falling out by the droves and that is not a very nice thing, with hair as long as mine , I was stuck cleaning out the vacumn's roller bar on the daily basis practicaly..
Anyway im thinking all of you should be thankful that there is not a camera aimed at me now because the sight of me with my bag squashed over my head would probably scare grown men ........... :D

Your hair falls out a few months post-partum because it slows or ceases falling out when you're pregnant. It's just your body getting rid of the extra hair. Sorry but no olive oil in the world is gonna prevent that.

[jshipman2]

Here's mine:

http://primetime-football-league.com/100_0008.JPG

[Airhog]

Thank you Rizon, for saving what should have been a great thread....

[Pumpy Tudors]

Who's the black guy with your wife...
Almost missed this with all the pictures going around.

That's Richard Pryor, I think. When I find him, I'm gonna kill the bastard.

[Galaxy]

Pumpy,
The black guy looks like a tv character from the 1980's.

[WSUCougar]

Pumpy,
The black guy looks like a tv character from the 1980's.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

[gottimd]

Pumpy,
The black guy looks like a tv character from the 1980's.
No, I think it is the token Black pilot in Top Gun, I think his call sign was sundown.

[cody8200]

Mrs. Rizon
She is also Draft Dodgers team logo for that shitty online baseball league he is in.

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Steph63.jpg

PS: That's not my messy house.
PSS: Don't ban me if this is NSFW.


Dude, your wife's hot. :)

[Cringer]

Here's mine:

Duuuuude. An actual life size photo was not needed. ;)

It took me 5 minutes to find the Quote button.

[Rizon]

Dude, your wife's hot. :)

Thanks :D

[JeffNights]

Dudes, Pumpy Tudors rules.

[CamEdwards]

Pumpy's wife could teach me computer science anytime.

BTW, I'm trying to convince my wife that she needs to provide a cleavage shot of her F cups to counter Rizon's wife. :)

[Cringer]

Pumpy's wife could teach me computer science anytime.

BTW, I'm trying to convince my wife that she needs to provide a cleavage shot of her F cups to counter Rizon's wife. :)

Can we see your C's instead?
:D

[Franklinnoble]

I had to talk my wife out of posting a photo of her nursing our youngest.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I demand more pictures of one of the people in this thread.

[Antmeister]

I had to talk my wife out of posting a photo of her nursing our youngest.

Hey now, there is no need for nursing shots, but an exposed breast is perfectly fine without child attachment. :D

[Cringer]

I demand more pictures of one of the people in this thread.

I will tell that person later.


Suicane should be more then happy....

[Airhog]

I had to talk my wife out of posting a photo of her nursing our youngest.


We can always edit the child out of the photo :D

[Galaxy]

Man,
So far, so good. We need more pics! :D

[Franklinnoble]

We can always edit the child out of the photo :D
Which is precisely why I asked her not to post it. I don't need a photoshop of Shorty... errr...

damn... I can't even type the sentence.

[Galaxy]

Bump...

This thread has too much potential to let it slip away.

[Rizon]

just because you can't get in the secret forum...


http://otbl.kralc.net/html/logo9.bmp


http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Steph56.jpg

[JeffNights]

God in Heaven!

[duckman]

I have a sudden craving for milk.

[Schmidty]

I really like the picture, but didn't Jeebs get boxed for something like that? Just a heads-up......

[JeffNights]

right, this is dumber than shit. Get boxed for some good wholesome cleavage...but pictures of gaping assholes is not only tolerated, yet promoted.

[JeeberD]

Five star boobies!!!

*****

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I'm still holding out hope for Cam's C cups. :D

[Dutch]

I have a sudden craving for milk.

lmao!

[Airhog]

I am honored that you find a thread I started to be worthy of 5 stars :D

[Galaxy]

I'm still holding out hope for Cam's C cups. :D

When Arlie gonna post a pic of you? :)

Please, we don't need to see Cam's C Cups.

[duckman]

I am honored that you find a thread I started to be worthy of 5 stars :D
I have to give you 1 star for this statement. :D

[Draft Dodger]

When Arlie gonna post a pic of you? :)

Please, we don't need to see Cam's C Cups.

might want to look around a bit...

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

When Arlie gonna post a pic of you? :)

Please, we don't need to see Cam's C Cups.
I don't have boobs, so there's really no point. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Galaxy]

Five star boobies!!!

*****


Agree with you here...I feel like I am recruiting om NCAA Football 2006.

[CamEdwards]

I'm still holding out hope for Cam's C cups. :D

GRRR. You've seen me in person and yet you perpetuate the myth that I have C cups? They're a healthy B at best. :p

[Galaxy]

might want to look around a bit...

For Cam's boobs?

[Antmeister]

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Steph56.jpg

No protruding nipples, this thread gets 3 stars....sorry.

[Antmeister]

Dola....just joking.....5 stars all the way. This is proof of why you should be a breast man.

[RendeR]

Breasts are totally overrated.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

GRRR. You've seen me in person and yet you perpetuate the myth that I have C cups? They're a healthy B at best. :p
Well see I wasn't sure. That's why I was hoping we could see them. :D

[Anthony]

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Steph56.jpg

i mean this is the nicest possible way, Rizon:

i want to suckle from those things as she tells me everything is going to be all right.

[Draft Dodger]

Breasts are totally overrated.

okay, I was with you on the Boston sucks thing...

[Subby]

I really like the picture, but didn't Jeebs get boxed for something like that? Just a heads-up...... Speaking of box, we need more hot pics.

[Subby]

Okay, I regret that.

[Galaxy]

i mean this is the nicest possible way, Rizon:

i want to suckle from those things as she tells me everything is going to be all right.

Amazing....

[duckman]

Amazing....
He knows how to treat a lady. :p

[Raven]

there'll be no babies starving on her shift!

[mh2365]

was going to post a pic of my wife but for some reason I'm not allowed to post attachments so I'm not sure how to attach a photo so here a link to my wife's pic on the ootp board 4th post down and she's the blonde

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showthread.php?t=106122

[Galaxy]

was going to post a pic of my wife but for some reason I'm not allowed to post attachments so I'm not sure how to attach a photo so here a link to my wife's pic on the ootp board 4th post down and she's the blonde

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showthread.php?t=106122

Very nice-looking wife, with good taste in friends. :)

[mh2365]

Thank you IMO I hit the lottery with wife #2

[Airhog]

Wow, someone must have reported this thread, because I sure didnt change the title of it ;)

[gottimd]

Why is this NSFW?

[Hurst2112]

Why is this NSFW?

Not Safe for Wang

[Schmidty]

Why is this NSFW?

Because there's multiple pics of giant breasticles in the thread, and most bosses don't approve of looking at them instead of working.

[sterlingice]

Not Safe for Wang
That just makes me think of Martin on the Simpsons wearing his "Wang Computer" shirt. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

SI

[mauchow]

Sorry that I'm in the picture.. But this is my wife(haven't asked her yet, but we've been together for 4 years) to be in a year or two.

Edit: Oops, I don't know how to attach images without hosting on a site. Sorry, too bad for all of ya.

You'll have to check it out here for now.
http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=24725&stc=1

[MacroGuru]

http://www.indoorsoccersim.com/images/EmandAvery.jpg


Mine! All Mine!!

This is the Mrs.....

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://www.indoorsoccersim.com/images/EmandAvery.jpg


Mine! All Mine!!

This is the Mrs.....
Whoa, sign me up for some of that.

[mh2365]

nice pics mau and soccer

[Izulde]

mau, you look like my bank manager here in Laramie, only you don't have moustache.

[Ryan S]

Why is this NSFW?
Nothing that is likely to get you in trouble with web content blockers, but you might not want your boss to walk past when you are staring at some of the pictures in this thread.

I figured putting up the warning was better than deleting the pictures. I assume most of you agree. :)

[gottimd]

but you might not want your boss to walk past when you are staring at some of the pictures in this thread.
But what if I work for a "Hot Wives" business and my boss and I are always looking for talent?

[jeff061]

Naturally for you it stands for Now Selling Fabulous Wives.

[Rizon]

I haven't been boxed yet, but I might get box later tonight.

[FrogMan]

okay, now that this thread has been officially declared NSFW, I've decided to go with a swimsuit shot. Ready?
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Ta da!!!

http://static.flickr.com/29/41283902_48b682d349.jpg

Yes, that is the FrogWoman right after entering water

:D :D

Seriously, there she is relaxing as she keeps an eye on the kids...
http://static.flickr.com/33/41283903_947082549e.jpg

FM

[Antmeister]

Hmmmmm....let's zoom back from that cleavage pic and....





















http://www.almarks.com/images/shorty.jpg

Dammit Shorty, you tricked us again. Stop showing us your man boobs!

[Ryan S]

Hmmmmm....let's zoom back from that cleavage pic and....
Looks like somebody wants to spend some time in the box :D

[st.cronin]

Looks like somebody wants to spend some time in the box :D

Don't we all?

[Travis]

MY EYES.............BURNING...........FROM THE INSIDE..........

MAKE IT STOP!

[Draft Dodger]

I haven't been boxed yet, but I might get box later tonight.

so, the wife asked you to pick up dinner, eh?

http://www.hirano.cc/nikki/image/2003/KFC.jpg

[Lorena]

so, the wife asked you to pick up dinner, eh?

http://www.hirano.cc/nikki/image/2003/KFC.jpg

Now why'd go and do that? Now I want some!!

[terpkristin]

http://www.almarks.com/images/shorty.jpg

Dammit Shorty, you tricked us again. Stop showing us your man boobs!
OMG, I almost spit out my Guinness when I saw this! I'd just like to say that this would constitute alcohol abuse. I'd also like to say, Shorty, if you're going to bleach your hair, be sure to do the eyebrows too!

/tk

[Raiders Army]

http://www.almarks.com/images/shorty.jpg
CoH notwithstanding, you're the fuckin man.

[JeeberD]

Oh dear lord, that's fuckin' awful!

[Rizon]

http://www.almarks.com/images/shorty.jpg

Dammit Shorty, you tricked us again. Stop showing us your man boobs!

If I can't get it up tonight because of this picture, I'm going to seriously kung fu some asses.

[Galaxy]

Wow....the thread just went downhill with Shorty's pic on that clevage.

Man, everyone posted so far has great-looking wives.

[Galaxy]

Now, how did you all met your lovely wives?

[MacroGuru]

Now, how did you all met your lovely wives?
Mine is a high school sweet heart kind of story, I think I posted here about it before.

We met at one of the local dance clubs, and we have been together since.

[Antmeister]

Looks like somebody wants to spend some time in the box :D

Believe me, I don't think Shorty has a box at all. He just has man boobs. :D

[Antmeister]

OMG, I almost spit out my Guinness when I saw this! I'd just like to say that this would constitute alcohol abuse. I'd also like to say, Shorty, if you're going to bleach your hair, be sure to do the eyebrows too!

/tk

Dammit, I just fixed up the pic to get rid of the hair around the neck and you tell me about the eyebrows. Oh well, it is still funny this way.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I am dying over here. Antmeister71 brings the funny again.

[RendeR]

Telle and I met online, I was trolling around a chat room and she fell into my wicked clutches.

[Galaxy]

Telle and I met online, I was trolling around a chat room and she fell into my wicked clutches.

Nice...I see your from Hamburg, NY...I live up in Lewiston, right next to Niagara U.

[Karlifornia]

I don't see what's so funny about Antmeister's pic. I've wanked to it three or four times tonight.

[Galaxy]

okay, now that this thread has been officially declared NSFW, I've decided to go with a swimsuit shot. Ready?
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Ta da!!!

http://static.flickr.com/29/41283902_48b682d349.jpg

Yes, that is the FrogWoman right after entering water

:D :D

Seriously, there she is relaxing as she keeps an eye on the kids...
http://static.flickr.com/33/41283903_947082549e.jpg

FM

Tease...lovely wife.

[duckman]

Less talking. More hot wife pics.

[Galaxy]

Dola...We should change the thread to include girlfriends and finances too...:)

[duckman]

Dola...We should change the thread to include girlfriends and finances too...:)
I'm all for it! :D

[johnnyshaka]

Dola...We should change the thread to include girlfriends and finances too...:)

My wife would be pretty pissed if she found out that I posted a pic of my girlfriend here!!!

[Pumpy Tudors]

As many pictures as I have of myself, just about the only pictures I have of my wife are from our wedding and from her graduation. I have a couple more from when I was just goofing off with my camera, but I don't have many. I need more pictures of her. Yes. Yes, I do. Anyway, in the meantime, here's a picture that some of you have seen before and is about three years old. My wife had more hair then.

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/3247/thoth2.jpg

[Antmeister]

http://static.flickr.com/33/41283903_947082549e.jpg

FM

Nice....by the way you seem to have a Spiderman theme running through the house. I recall seeing your son wearing a Spiderman outfit on Halloween too.

[FrogMan]

Nice....by the way you seem to have a Spiderman theme running through the house. I recall seeing your son wearing a Spiderman outfit on Halloween too.
Good eye. For a couple halloweens in fact :) My wife and Andrew do indeed share a passion for all things Spider-Man. She told me she watched it with him in the afternoon when he was about a year old (1997-98) instead of watching some of the asinine afternoon talkshows that were on. :)

Andrew's interest in Spider-Man has sort of faded recently, especially since the release of SW: Episode III. Since that moment, he and the wife are into a major Star Wars trip, watching one of the three originals on rotation every weekend :)

He wants to be Darth Vader for Halloween this year :)

FM

[FrogMan]

dola, and thanks for the kind words Antmeiser and Galaxy :)

FM

[Antmeister]

Well since I was given the okay to post a pic of the wife (Dodgerchick), she has allowed me to only post this one pic of her and the kids. This was at "Rawhide" (a tourist spot that recreates a western town). I personally like the pics with her hair down, but she insisted that this be the only one to post.

http://www.almarks.com/images/Lorinkids.jpg

[Subby]

When is digamma going to step up to the plate? ;)

[CamEdwards]

Good eye. For a couple halloweens in fact :) My wife and Andrew do indeed share a passion for all things Spider-Man. She told me she watched it with him in the afternoon when he was about a year old (1997-98) instead of watching some of the asinine afternoon talkshows that were on. :)

Andrew's interest in Spider-Man has sort of faded recently, especially since the release of SW: Episode III. Since that moment, he and the wife are into a major Star Wars trip, watching one of the three originals on rotation every weekend :)

He wants to be Darth Vader for Halloween this year :)

FM

Your Andrew and my Andrew have a lot in common, it seems. My Andrew is so obsessed with Star Wars that he will sing the John Williams orchestral pieces at the top of his lungs as sort of his own personal soundtrack. Not just when he's playing Star Wars... when he's getting dressed, eating breakfast, etc.

And for God's sakes... don't buy the LEGO Star Wars game for your child. He will (and your wife too) become addicted.

[Antmeister]

If I can't get it up tonight because of this picture, I'm going to seriously kung fu some asses.

Damn....sorry about that. Never thought about the consequences of burning images in someone's head. Good luck with that. :D

[Subby]

And for God's sakes... don't buy the LEGO Star Wars game for your child. He will (and your wife too) become addicted. My kids are the same way about Star Wars. In fact, my wife bought them each their own light sabre because they kept fighting over the two we had.

The daily carnage that occurs because of that decision is something to behold.

[FrogMan]

Your Andrew and my Andrew have a lot in common, it seems. My Andrew is so obsessed with Star Wars that he will sing the John Williams orchestral pieces at the top of his lungs as sort of his own personal soundtrack. Not just when he's playing Star Wars... when he's getting dressed, eating breakfast, etc.
It seems so that they do indeed have a lot in common. Everytime I see one of your post relating to something your Andrew did, I pretty much always can translate it to something ours does :) Andrew translates his SW addiction in doing the lightsaber sound and making fake lightsaber fights with about anything that resembles a sword (unopened umbrella, plastic baseball bat, flashlight, name it). And since he's been doing kenpo for a few years now, he sometimes incorporates kicks and punches in his choregraphy. I can simply sit there, in hiding, watching him fight imaginary evil. Too cute :)

And for God's sakes... don't buy the LEGO Star Wars game for your child. He will (and your wife too) become addicted.
Err, good advice, simply a bit too late. We are doomed. Didn't help that the wife, in the good maechanical engineer that she is, was already addicted to legos, but when SW legos came through the door, well, that was it... :D

FM

[FrogMan]

Dola...We should change the thread to include girlfriends and finances too...:)
I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see a picture of my finances. A messy, blood red massacre wouldn't be nice in this fine thread :D

FM

[CamEdwards]

It seems so that they do indeed have a lot in common. Everytime I see one of your post relating to something your Andrew did, I pretty much always can translate it to something ours does :) Andrew translates his SW addiction in doing the lightsaber sound and making fake lightsaber fights with about anything that resembles a sword (unopened umbrella, plastic baseball bat, flashlight, name it). And since he's been doing kenpo for a few years now, he sometimes incorporates kicks and punches in his choregraphy. I can simply sit there, in hiding, watching him fight imaginary evil. Too cute :)


Err, good advice, simply a bit too late. We are doomed. Didn't help that the wife, in the good maechanical engineer that she is, was already addicted to legos, but when SW legos came through the door, well, that was it... :D

FM

The LEGO's themselves are bad enough, but I was talking about the video game. DO NOT BUY THE GAME!!!

although it is pretty fun.

[Subby]

Have your kids been on the Star Wars portion of the Hasbro web site?

Don't let them. It has wishlists and shit. Very very bad.

[MacroGuru]

My 5 year old, Avery, received two light sabers for his birthday this year from the in laws. He wields them dual, and goes after the evil ones with fury. He isn't as addicted to it as he once was. The kid is an army fanatic, and has already told us he wants to be in the army, my wife is freaking out...

In the meantime, I am just watching a miniature me, cause I was the exact same way when I was his age.

[FrogMan]

The LEGO's themselves are bad enough, but I was talking about the video game. DO NOT BUY THE GAME!!!

although it is pretty fun.
Oh, video game? You mean PC or console? If it's console, then we're safe, none of these evil things have entered our house yet, although I'm pretty sure Andrew will start lobbying for one very soon (he's 8 and a half).

If it's PC, hrm, I could get tempted, for him I mean. I would never play one of his computer game. :D

FM

[FrogMan]

Have your kids been on the Star Wars portion of the Hasbro web site?

Don't let them. It has wishlists and shit. Very very bad.
Can't tell if he's been to the Hasbro one in particular, but yeah, he's been to SW sites, pointing out stuff he'd want us to buy. He showed me this Darth Vader halloween costume that was selling for an ungodly price, something like $65. To me, that's 65 US dollars, or about 258 CANADIAN DOLLARS!!!! (seriously, it's a little over 80 bucks canadian, but still way too much for a frigging costume)

FM

[Draft Dodger]

the wife in a Ray Bourque jersey...and Ray Bourque

http://www.driscoll-carignan.com/pics/1.jpg

and checking for icebergs or something

http://www.driscoll-carignan.com/pics/2.jpg

[Antmeister]

and checking for icebergs or something

http://www.driscoll-carignan.com/pics/2.jpg

That's a cool pic. Looks like it should be on a postcard or something.

[cuervo72]

Have your kids been on the Star Wars portion of the Hasbro web site?

Don't let them. It has wishlists and shit. Very very bad.

I'm surprised your oldest hasn't ordered, paid for, and signed off on the packages from UPS for these yet.

[Subby]

I'm surprised your oldest hasn't ordered, paid for, and signed off on the packages from UPS for these yet. After he won that eBay bid for the Yu-Gi-Oh card, his web privileges have been on operation lockdown. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif

[CamEdwards]

Andrew knows how to get to nickjr.com and that's it.

And yes, LEGO Star Wars is available for the PC, although we own the X-Box version of it.

[FrogMan]

Andrew knows how to get to nickjr.com and that's it.

And yes, LEGO Star Wars is available for the PC, although we own the X-Box version of it.
My Andrew, at 8, is getting to the point that I'm starting to watch where he's going on the net. He spends a lot of time playing on the lego website. They have some pretty well done online game, mainly in for their Racers series. And he also likes to browse their Bionicle section.

As for the PC game, I may have to look into it. I know you warned me, but it could make for a nice Xmas gift. At least one that doesn't take up too much room in the already crowded playroom :) The fight could be about time spent on the computer, but we have a 30-45 minutes per day limit which Andrew is quite accustomed to, hehe...

FM

[Ksyrup]

What, are you having to watch out for the porno lego sites... :eek:

[FrogMan]

What, are you having to watch out for the porno lego sites... :eek:
not really, although there are some weird lego sites, but he's started writing about anything that comes to his head in the address field of the browser, thus taking him to many weird search engine sites. For example, somebody may have registered a site called www.spidre-man.com (http://www.spidre-man.com) (it's not the case in this case, but note the inversed "r" and "e") and it takes him to a search engine with a ton and a half of links to commercial sites about spider-man and other stuff... Never too young to start monitoring...

FM

[MacroGuru]

not really, although there are some weird lego sites, but he's started writing about anything that comes to his head in the address field of the browser, thus taking him to many weird search engine sites. For example, somebody may have registered a site called www.spidre-man.com (http://www.spidre-man.com/) (it's not the case in this case, but note the inversed "r" and "e") and it takes him to a search engine with a ton and a half of links to commercial sites about spider-man and other stuff... Never too young to start monitoring...

FM
After my daughter did this, I gave them their own account on my machine, and I then locked down the account, and their browsing, they can only visit

Nick Jr
Discovery Kids
Disney
Cartoon Network

Thats it, they can not surf any where else, and if they want to, I will look at the site, and then if I want to, I will add it into the list of sites.

[Ksyrup]

I'll be there soon enough. Right now, our 6 year old is only interested in Playhouse Disney and similar sites. I don't think she understands the concept of browsing yet.

[FrogMan]

I'll be there soon enough. Right now, our 6 year old is only interested in Playhouse Disney and similar sites. I don't think she understands the concept of browsing yet.
wait until she starts reading, even a little bit. That's when I realized that Andrew was reading internet addresses off trucks, cars, signs. He has visited about every website for every car dealers in our immediate area :)

FM

[Ksyrup]

My daughter's been reading for several years, actually. Hell, my wife and I had to stop spelling things to each other before she even turned 4. She's the youngest in her 1st grade class, yet reads at a 4th grade level.

I guess she just isn't as curious about those kinds of things. Either that, or she hasn't made the connection. I think what helps is that I've bookmarked and placed as an icon on the desktop several of her favorite sites, so she has never, to my knowledge, even attempted to type in a website address. Also, most of her time on the computer is spent playing games.

[CamEdwards]

My daughter's been reading for several years, actually. Hell, my wife and I had to stop spelling things to each other before she even turned 4. She's the youngest in her 1st grade class, yet reads at a 4th grade level.

I guess she just isn't as curious about those kinds of things. Either that, or she hasn't made the connection. I think what helps is that I've bookmarked and placed as an icon on the desktop several of her favorite sites, so she has never, to my knowledge, even attempted to type in a website address. Also, most of her time on the computer is spent playing games.

and listening to dad's death metal on iTunes. :)

[Ksyrup]

No, quite unlike me, she actually says things like, "Please turn down the music, it's hurting my ears!" So I don't think she goes for most of my music. I burned my daughter a CD with the Beatles, Cars, Collective Soul, Ben Kweller, and Doug Powell tracks on it. Sadly, no Dimmu Borgir tracks made the final cut.

[Galaxy]

I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see a picture of my finances. A messy, blood red massacre wouldn't be nice in this fine thread :D

FM

LOL...Good catch. I just finished doing my homework and reading for my "Capital and Finance Management" class last night before posting here. Must of got stuck in my head when I came on.

As for this thread, less talking, more pics! :D

[JonInMiddleGA]

Draft Dodger -- re: the "iceberg photo" - your little guy reminds me a lot of my little guy at that age, the profile was strikingly similar IMO. Kind of a "Whoa!" sort of resemblance for me.

Okay, that's got little to do with anything, but I figured I'd mention it.

[Raven Hawk]

Your Andrew and my Andrew have a lot in common, it seems. My Andrew is so obsessed with Star Wars that he will sing the John Williams orchestral pieces at the top of his lungs as sort of his own personal soundtrack. Not just when he's playing Star Wars... when he's getting dressed, eating breakfast, etc.

And for God's sakes... don't buy the LEGO Star Wars game for your child. He will (and your wife too) become addicted.
And thus, two more innocent souls began their downward spiral which would eventually lead them to become frequent posters in the FOFC community. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[mh2365]

Telle and I met online, I was trolling around a chat room and she fell into my wicked clutches.

Met my wife on-line also.

[kingfc22]

I am dying over here. Antmeister71 brings the funny again.
Just saw that pic for the first time and I can't stop laughing.http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif Simply awesome.

[Antmeister]

Where the heck is Shorty anyways? I haven't seen a post from him in days.

[finkenst]

Ta da!!!

http://static.flickr.com/29/41283902_48b682d349.jpg


FM
does everybody in quebec have a pool in the backyard?

[FrogMan]

does everybody in quebec have a pool in the backyard?
many home have one yeah, as surprising as it may be. :) I've been thinking about that, the reason why, with about 2.5 months of usable time, so many people have a pool in their backyards. I came to the conclusion that, with Winters so cold and that seem to last so long (snow on the ground from December to sometimes May), people feel like they just have to enjoy as much good time outside as they can. I think it's for tha reason that we have more people that have a pool than people who have air conditioning on their house...

FM

[Galaxy]

Telle and I met online, I was trolling around a chat room and she fell into my wicked clutches.

Pretty cool...Lovely wife.

The FOFC men are doing pretty good so far.

[RendeR]

I'll give her your compliment (although I'm pretty sure she's read this thread and already knows it.

She works at Buff State in computing services or some such. SHe's a whiz bang programming type.

I am not worthy of my fine woman.

[korme]

Where the heck is Shorty anyways? I haven't seen a post from him in days.
No internet for a week+ and now it's still only on my roomies computer. We need a router. Nice picture, my face looks monstrous.

[Cringer]

Alright, if she doesn't like the picture it's not my fault. I only have a few on this computer.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Cringer/9bf7.jpg