WTF???? Anyone french-speaking out there that would care to translate???

[Ben E Lou]

Completely out of nowhere...

Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi !
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio

[Ben E Lou]

More....

Catgaucherand (11:45:36 AM): tu es ou là tout de suite

[Crapshoot]

Hehe.. that's funny. :D

[Bee]

I think he's inviting you up to his room...

[QuikSand]

It's the French news reporter that Jim linked us to... she wants to know where all these new fans/stalkers have come from.

[Crapshoot]

she thinks you're funny Ben - you charmer you.. :D

[Lathum]

I belive it says "how do you not know who Jennifer Aniston is?"

[Simms]

Been a while...Canadian schools only make French mandatory until 10th grade. Mostly guesses on my part...

Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la ... are you there?
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce ... Hello my (no clue what "puce" is)
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter ... I tried to contact you just now
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal ...but it was a bad time (??)
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets ... I'll make your tickets (??)
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la ... toujours = "today"
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique ...you're so funny! You know my English is horrible
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent ...something about an Irish accent
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi ! ... I see you're amused, I can do this a little, too
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio

[Ben E Lou]

Been a while...Canadian schools only make French mandatory until 10th grade. Mostly guesses on my part...

Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la ... are you there?
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce ... Hello my (no clue what "puce" is)
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter ... I tried to contact you just now
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal ...but it was a bad time (??)
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets ... I'll make your tickets (??)
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la ... toujours = "today"
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique ...you're so funny! You know my English is horrible
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent ...something about an Irish accent
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi ! ... I see you're amused, I can do this a little, too
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempioSounds like a bot of some sort...

[cthomer5000]

where the hell is Darkiller when you need him?

[Ksyrup]

Searching for the 49'ers D.

[rkmsuf]

I think it says that she ain't no holla back girl.

[QuikSand]

(no clue what "puce" is)

Oh, this has real potential...

[FrogMan]

Completely out of nowhere...
very out of nowhere... Simms have got most of them about right...


Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la
here you are (or similar)
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce
hi honey (puce could be some love name, honey, sweetheart, etc)
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter
I've been trying to contact you for a little while
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal
but I was doing it all wrong
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets
I then make your tickets (reallly no clue what is meant here)
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la
you still there (as a question I would assum)
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
je ne parle pas français :D
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique
that's too funny!!! you know my English is terrible
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent
and how is the accent of the Irish (again no clue where it comes from)
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi !
I see it amuses you but I can do it too
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio
bold is translation, unbold are my comment

FM

[Subby]

SALUTE MY PUCE!!!!!

[rkmsuf]

Ooohh...international intrigue.

[Ben E Lou]

Catgaucherand (11:45:36 AM): tu es ou là tout de suite
Catgaucherand (11:51:42 AM): T'es toujours la
Catgaucherand (12:12:33 PM): es tu toujours la.

[KevinNU7]

you need to start cursing

[Darkiller]

sorry...just saw that thread.
Yeah, sounds like a stupid bot

[JeeberD]

Talk back using a shitty translator!

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

[Ben E Lou]

Some kind of automated thing, definitely. It waits quite some time if I don't say anything, but when I type something, it responds quickly.

Catgaucherand (12:12:33 PM): es tu toujours la
Ben E Lou (12:12:44 PM): ?
Catgaucherand (12:13:11 PM): i am lucie
Catgaucherand (12:13:22 PM): hello my sister
Ben E Lou (12:13:41 PM): i am a guy, not a girl
Catgaucherand (12:14:12 PM): i don t speak english
Ben E Lou (12:14:22 PM): tough
Ben E Lou (12:14:38 PM): learn to speak it, it is the only language that matters
Catgaucherand (12:14:47 PM): arrete c pa marran je compren pa

Catgaucherand (12:15:20 PM): ca veu dire quoi tough
I'm going to start being rude to it. ;)

[JeeberD]

I blame GroundCat.

[rkmsuf]

Ben E Lou: I'm here an' dis here sheeit iz bananas. w0rd!

[Ben E Lou]

More to translate...

Catgaucherand (12:15:20 PM): ca veu dire quoi tough
Ben E Lou (12:16:24 PM): you're clearly an idiot, surrender-monkey
Catgaucherand (12:17:09 PM): maman a ton billet d avion ca y est
Catgaucherand (12:18:15 PM): sinon je sai qu une seul insulte et c fuck you!...desolé
Ben E Lou (12:18:37 PM): did you hear about the new french tanks??? they only have one gear, reverse!!!
Ben E Lou (12:20:37 PM): i'll taunt you a second time, french pig-dog
Catgaucherand (12:20:38 PM): c trés drole hahaha mai je ne compren pa l humour irlandai fai attention a pa attraper des cheveu rou!!!
Catgaucherand (12:22:19 PM): il parai que les 1er poil rou apparaisse sur le posterieur je te conseil donc de surveiller
Ben E Lou (12:22:35 PM): you're getting upset, huh?
Catgaucherand (12:22:49 PM): casse couille
Catgaucherand (12:23:28 PM): sinon je sui plu avec lauren mai il le vi tres mal c un peu galere...
Ben E Lou (12:23:50 PM): interesting
Catgaucherand (12:24:58 PM): moi ca va mieu meme si de le voir souffrir me fai beucou de peine
Catgaucherand (12:25:32 PM): et j ai une sorte d entretien pour un poste demain

[Ben E Lou]

Catgaucherand (12:27:16 PM): et j ai completemen rangé ma chambre et je vai devoir te laisser donc j aimerai bien que tu me reponde
Catgaucherand (12:32:46 PM): bon je peu pa rester devan l ordi a attendre alor je te fai plein de bisou je t enverai 1 mail maman boi l apero donc je pense pa quel revienne sur l ordi bizz

[Coffee Warlord]

Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries.

Then fart in its general direction.

[sachmo71]

It's gotta be the briefs.

[gstelmack]

Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries.

Then fart in its general direction.
First you have to tell it that you've already got one...

[Subby]

Try licking her puce.

[rkmsuf]

viscious puce

[st.cronin]

viscious puce

I think you mean VISCOUS

[rkmsuf]

that's the french spelling

[Buzzbee]

Catgaucherand (12:18:15 PM): sinon je sai qu une seul insulte et c fuck you!...desolé
Hmph. Not even a 'pardon my French'. How rude.

[Raiders Army]

Catgaucherand (12:15:20 PM): ca veu dire quoi tough I hear you like inflatable animals
Ben E Lou (12:16:24 PM): you're clearly an idiot, surrender-monkey
Catgaucherand (12:17:09 PM): maman a ton billet d avion ca y est I have no monkeys
Catgaucherand (12:18:15 PM): sinon je sai qu une seul insulte et c fuck you!...desolé But I can fuck you in the asshole
Ben E Lou (12:18:37 PM): did you hear about the new french tanks??? they only have one gear, reverse!!!
Ben E Lou (12:20:37 PM): i'll taunt you a second time, french pig-dog
Catgaucherand (12:20:38 PM): c trés drole hahaha mai je ne compren pa l humour irlandai fai attention a pa attraper des cheveu rou!!! I have no pigs nor dogs either, haha!!!
Catgaucherand (12:22:19 PM): il parai que les 1er poil rou apparaisse sur le posterieur je te conseil donc de surveiller I'd like to make a video with you.
Ben E Lou (12:22:35 PM): you're getting upset, huh?
Catgaucherand (12:22:49 PM): casse couille yes, porn
Catgaucherand (12:23:28 PM): sinon je sui plu avec lauren mai il le vi tres mal c un peu galere... I have many male friends who would like to be in it with you...Ben E Lou (12:23:50 PM): interesting
Catgaucherand (12:24:58 PM): moi ca va mieu meme si de le voir souffrir me fai beucou de peine give me a call soon, big boy
Catgaucherand (12:25:32 PM): et j ai une sorte d entretien pour un poste demain I almost forgot...pix pls k thx

You're welcome.

[WSUCougar]

Demand France's surrender to the sovereign state of Georgia.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries.

Votre mère était un hamster, et vos odeurs de père des baies de sureau.