View Full Version : Teri Hatcher
WSUCougar
09-24-2005, 01:53 PM
I may have posted this before, but I just don't understand the fascination with her. To me, she's a skank. Nothing more.
Carry on.
DanGarion
09-24-2005, 01:55 PM
And you sir are crazy.
She's hot.
Tekneek
09-24-2005, 01:56 PM
There is a scene or two from 2 Days In The Valley that makes her seem a lot more interesting.
I'd put her above some of the other women that get paraded around.
Raiders Army
09-24-2005, 01:56 PM
You don't understand the fascination with her, yet you brought her up. Interesting.
WSUCougar
09-24-2005, 02:28 PM
You don't understand the fascination with her, yet you brought her up. Interesting.
Because her image is plastered all over the media...TV, internet, magazines in the grocery store. I'm sick of her.
Schmidty
09-24-2005, 03:15 PM
She has the sag-nastiest breasts in America. Yuck.
Shkspr
09-24-2005, 03:18 PM
And off in the distance, on a sun-soaked beach in Ibiza, Tara Reid is thinking, "Oh, Teri Hatcher is a skank, is she? I'll SHOW them who's a skank. I'll show them all..."
Honolulu_Blue
09-24-2005, 03:56 PM
She has the sag-nastinest breasts in America. Yuck.
Wow. If you acutally believe that than you really need to get out more. I bet I could walk from here to the closests Starbucks and see at least a half dozen sag-nastier breasts.
Anthony
09-24-2005, 03:58 PM
Wow. If you acutally believe that than you really need to get out more. I bet I could walk from here to the closests Starbucks and see at least a half dozen sag-nastier breasts.
she doesn't have good tits. i've seen pics of them. *yuck* :o
Schmidty
09-24-2005, 03:58 PM
Wow. If you acutally believe that than you really need to get out more. I bet I could walk from here to the closests Starbucks and see at least a half dozen sag-nastier breasts.
Come on dude. Those things are like fried eggs hanging from a nail.
Honolulu_Blue
09-24-2005, 04:01 PM
Come on dude. Those things are like fried eggs hanging from a nail.
They look good to me. Then again, I did spend 8 years in Ann Arbor so my standards... not so high. ;)
cthomer5000
09-24-2005, 04:04 PM
They look good to me. Then again, I did spend 8 years in Ann Arbor so my standards... not so high. ;)
just do a quick google image search for Teri Hatcher, you'll immediately see how saggy they are.
BigJohn&TheLions
09-24-2005, 04:20 PM
just do a quick google image search for Teri Hatcher, you'll immediately see how saggy they are.
Just did. Come on... You have seen a lot worse.
Honolulu_Blue
09-24-2005, 04:23 PM
just do a quick google image search for Teri Hatcher, you'll immediately see how saggy they are.
I just did said search. After 3 minutes of looking at various pictures of Ms. Hatcher's breasts, I have come to the determination that you and Schmidty are insane. There was one picture in which her breasts showed a little sag, but for the vast majority they looked great.
JeeberD
09-24-2005, 04:23 PM
She was smokin' hot back in the "Lois and Clark" days, but now she's merely meh...
Schmidty
09-24-2005, 04:24 PM
Just did. Come on... You have seen a lot worse.
The only places you're likely to find worse are in a copy of National Geographic or in a nursing home.
Schmidty
09-24-2005, 04:25 PM
I just did said search. After 3 seconds of masturbating to various pictures of Ms. Hatcher's breasts, I have come to the determination that you and Schmidty are insane.
Fixed it for ya. :)
Honolulu_Blue
09-24-2005, 04:27 PM
The only places you're likely to find worse are in a copy of National Geographic or in a nursing home.I don't see where you are coming from. Give a hxxp link to a picture that shows Ms. Hatcher's breasts in such a negative light.
Show proof or retract.
Schmidty
09-24-2005, 04:28 PM
I don't see where you are coming from. Give a hxxp link to a picture that shows Ms. Hatcher's breasts in such a negative light.
Show proof or retract.
Stop trying to get me banned, ye ass.
BigJohn&TheLions
09-24-2005, 04:30 PM
Are they top shelf, A+? No.
Would I hit it like a McDonalds Quarter Pounder with cheese? Indeed.
SackAttack
09-24-2005, 04:38 PM
She was smokin' hot back in the "Lois and Clark" days, but now she's merely meh...
They've got "Desperate Housewives" stuff plastered all over the store for the release of the first season, and nearly every one of them gives me the same "meh" feeling. Not nearly as smokin' as she used to be, and her face lately puts me in mind of Austin Powers. "That's not Teri Hatcher, man! That's a man, man!"
JeeberD
09-24-2005, 04:47 PM
I don't see where you are coming from. Give a hxxp link to a picture that shows Ms. Hatcher's breasts in such a negative light.
Show proof or retract.
PM about to be sent.
Honolulu_Blue
09-24-2005, 04:54 PM
PM about to be sent.
:eek:
What a terribly unflattering picture of Ms. Hatcher's breasts!
Schmidty
09-24-2005, 05:02 PM
:eek:
What a terribly unflattering picture of Ms. Hatcher's breasts!
More like Ms. Hatcher's breasts are terrible and hang flat.
JeeberD
09-24-2005, 05:03 PM
:eek:
What a terribly unflattering picture of Ms. Hatcher's breasts!
And the truth shall set you free!
BigJohn&TheLions
09-24-2005, 05:08 PM
I'd rather spend all night with Miss Hatcher's boobies than two seconds with Pam Anderson's silicone blimps.
SnowMan
09-24-2005, 05:41 PM
They're real, and they're spectacular.....10 years ago.
Yellow5
09-24-2005, 05:45 PM
Not nearly as smokin' as she used to be, and her face lately puts me in mind of Austin Powers. "That's not Teri Hatcher, man! That's a man, man!"
Correct!
http://www.yellow5.org/images/tugh.jpg
cthomer5000
09-24-2005, 06:21 PM
I just did said search. After 3 minutes of looking at various pictures of Ms. Hatcher's breasts, I have come to the determination that you and Schmidty are insane. There was one picture in which her breasts showed a little sag, but for the vast majority they looked great.
did you have the safe search on? if so, turn it off.
QuikSand
09-24-2005, 06:24 PM
There is a scene or two from 2 Days In The Valley that makes her seem a lot more interesting.
If you watch that movie, and come away marveling at Teri Hatcher, you just don't have an open mind.
Uh... excuse me... six-foot smoking hot blonde in white body suit, anyone? Academy Award? Beuller? Beuller?
Tekneek
09-24-2005, 06:45 PM
If you watch that movie, and come away marveling at Teri Hatcher, you just don't have an open mind.
Uh... excuse me... six-foot smoking hot blonde in white body suit, anyone? Academy Award? Beuller? Beuller?
Heh. The topic of the thread wasn't Charlize Theron.
QuikSand
09-24-2005, 06:49 PM
All threads should be about Charlize.
Schmidty
09-24-2005, 07:50 PM
All threads should be about Charlies.
Paging Swaggs......
Galaxy
09-24-2005, 09:59 PM
Teri's alright, but she's not great. The only housewive consider "hot" is Eva. I do not find the Hollywood women in general great, and too fake.
WrongWay
09-24-2005, 11:11 PM
Wow, I was hoping Teri would of have those nasty boobs fixed by now.
I am assumming you are talking about some early pictures of her taken on a balcony. Back when she was boinking MacGyver.
Schmidty
09-25-2005, 01:29 AM
Back when she was boinking MacGyver.
I didn't know that she was a gay Canadian Male. My goodness, no wonder she's so big in the US. ;)
(NTTAWWT of course)
ThunderingHERD
09-25-2005, 02:34 AM
Wow, I was hoping Teri would of have those nasty boobs fixed by now.
I am assumming you are talking about some early pictures of her taken on a balcony. Back when she was boinking MacGyver.
Haven done any recent searching for Teri Hatcher's breasts, but those were the pics I saw back in the old days. And they were indeed nasty. And that wass indeed the reason I haven't done any recent searching for Teri Hatcher's breasts.
cuervo72
09-25-2005, 07:40 AM
Wow, I was hoping Teri would of have those nasty boobs fixed by now.
I am assumming you are talking about some early pictures of her taken on a balcony. Back when she was boinking MacGyver.
The balcony pics are caps from a movie - I forget which one. MUCH later than when she was doing MacGyver (which was probably what, the mid 80's?).
Teri looked her hottest as the nympho niece of Feilding's diminutive boss on Night Court.
WrongWay
09-25-2005, 08:15 AM
Night Court.
Ohh Baby, that takes me back. Having all those Markie Post wet Dream Flash Backs. Now there is a great set of hooters for you.
kurtism
09-25-2005, 09:12 AM
If there was a "Celebrity Hooters of the Late 1980s" category on Jeopardy, I am confident cuervo would run the table...
WSUCougar
09-25-2005, 09:14 AM
If there was a "Celebrity Hooters of the Late 1980s" category on Jeopardy, I am confident cuervo would run the table...
QOTM material
Anthony
09-25-2005, 09:41 AM
i' prefer markie post's tits to teri hatcher's tits hands down.
Draft Dodger
09-25-2005, 09:55 AM
they're real, but not spectacular
rkmsuf
09-26-2005, 08:42 AM
Did someone say Markie Post?
Bonerific
QuikSand
09-26-2005, 08:56 AM
The balcony pics are caps from a movie - I forget which one.
Heaven's Prisoners. I am a big fan of the novel adapted for this movie - and saw this fairly recently.
Subby
09-26-2005, 09:48 AM
Teri Hatcher is hot. She looks like a real person, not some stupid botox-snorting she-male succubus. Like, say...most of the other women hollywood.
Rasmuth
09-26-2005, 06:47 PM
she isn't aging as gracefully as some woman...but she's still nailable.
JonInMiddleGA
09-26-2005, 07:18 PM
i' prefer markie post's tits to teri hatcher's tits hands down.
Oh crap, now it's my turn to agree with HA on something.
:eek:
Buccaneer
09-30-2005, 04:18 PM
All threads should be about Charlize.
I came home from work early so I could catch Charlize on Oprah, which I knew my wife would be watching.
MIJB#19
09-30-2005, 05:23 PM
I came home from work early so I could catch Charlize on Oprah, which I knew my wife would be watching.Bucc, didn't you notice she's blonde? Where has your anti-blonde attitude gone? ;)
QuikSand
09-30-2005, 05:24 PM
But Charlize is a classic beauty type... I'm not surprised that Bucc approves.
Buccaneer
09-30-2005, 05:48 PM
But Charlize is a classic beauty type... I'm not surprised that Bucc approves.
That is very true. She has these intelligent looking eyes and what's more, she didn't try to mess up her beauty by smearing red lipstick on and turning into bozo the clown as most blondes are apt to do. Also, I have always loved thin (or at least, non-thick lips). Charlize's complexion, lips, eyes and nose are truly classical and authentic.
MIJB#19
10-01-2005, 04:44 AM
Okay Bucc, I'll let you slip through this one. But only this one...
That sounds like I'm not alone in searching for the intelligent looking eyes above all. ;)
JeeberD
10-04-2005, 09:04 AM
How can you not like thick lips?
DanGarion
10-04-2005, 09:07 AM
How can you not like thick lips?
I know, nothing beats DSL.
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