Elephantitis of the Nut

[Subby]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051010/capt.caps10310102008.prize_pumpkin_caps103.jpg

Won't anyone do anything to help this poor kid out? It's ri-goddamn-diculous how self-absorbed our society has become when a small child has to beg for change on a street corner so that he can pay for nut-abatement surgery at some crappy HMO.

[rkmsuf]

How do you think he rides a bike?

[sachmo71]

the first time is always the most special...

[sovereignstar]

We'll just ignore that the kid in the pic is a girl. ;)

[Ksyrup]

Don't blame Subby - he has a pair of shoes just like that.

[KWhit]

We'll just ignore that the kid in the pic is a girl. ;)
Which makes her plight even worse, don't you think?

[sovereignstar]

Which makes her plight even worse, don't you think?

I guess it depends on how much she likes nuts.

[Subby]

Are you kidding me? Every other boy in the rural Southeast dresses like that and sports a mullett. Or BIFPIB, if you prefer.

[KWhit]

I don't think they wear pink shoes or pink sunglasses.

[Subby]

That's just the sun's glare off his g-normous nutsack. It's playing tricks with your ability to process color. In this case, mauve.

[MizzouRah]

..brings a whole new meaning to, "Deez nuts"

[Subby]

For the love of god the kid has to wear custom-designed pants.

[WSUCougar]

I hope it doesn't roll over...it might squash him. *cough*